Thursday, May 09, 2013

Today's Blind Items - Forbidden Love

The title kind of reminds me of one of those very slim romance novels. All that is missing is a half naked Fabio on the cover holding a woman tightly. I remember reading one time about an author who had written thousands of those books. She was a very rich woman. Do people still write those kinds of books? Are they less guilty to read if you do so on your Kindle? Anyway, this is kind of like one of those romance novels, except this actually happened and because it is Hollywood, there are a few other twists and I won't be referring to any body parts as a hard sheath.

This actress is probably B list now. She used to be A list, but owes it to one special role. Mostly movies. Very attractive, but very awkward. Our actress was a virgin until she was 18. Never really even did much more than a quick kiss to any guy before that. That all changed in one night. Our actress went out one night and met a man. A man more than twice her age. A man who dates several women each week. It took about two hours before the man had her back at his place and where she spent the night. And got in a lot of trouble from her parents. They then nearly hit the roof when they found out who her "boyfriend" was. They refused to let her see him. I know, I know, but even at 18, she listened, or they thought she did. It turns out though, our actress is a very good actress and had no problems making up reasons to go out and would go see her boyfriend. When that became harder she started dating a guy she knew her parents would love. The guy was  gay, but with a few dollars in his pocket and the occasional spotting in public by the paps to show her parents in the tabloids she was able to continue seeing her boyfriend. This went on for several years. Breakups when he would cheat, and her canceling events and not taking work to try and get closer to him at all times. They finally split not that long ago. She had enough of his cheating and there is no way he was ever going to commit to her.


80 comments:

  1. For some reason I'm thinking Warren Beatty for the older man.

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  2. How about Emmy Rossum?

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  3. Doesn't say the man is famous. Hmmmm.

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  4. No idea, but yes, reading tawdry novels is much easier on a kindle. Or so I've heard. You know, from a friend.

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  5. I wonder if the older man and/or the gay beard were famous as well. It would make it easier to figure out if they were.

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  6. KIRSTEN DUNST struggled to play sexually active women in CRAZY/Beautiful and THE VIRGIN SUICIDES - because she was still a virgin herself.

    The 22-year-old actress was thrust into adult roles before she'd had the chance to experience adult emotions, and she admits to finding the parts difficult as a result.

    Dunst, who is dating actor Jake Gyllenhaal, says, "The trouble was, I really was a virgin. I have had to act emotions I have not felt or experienced.

    "I am not complaining, because this is what acting is all about. I have had my own way of dealing with it.

    "I am not a party girl or a dating girl, but a home girl. That is what's kept me sane."

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  7. Either way, I'm thinking Kirsten Dunst. And Jakey G.

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  8. Oops. You guys beat me to it.

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  9. I don't care who any of the people are - but I have to say, "hard sheath" is bad, bad purple prose. No one wants a hard sheath. You want, say, a "tight sheath that enveloped his glistening manroot in its dewy folds."

    Or something like that.

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  10. Yes they still write those books but the audience is even younger now...
    Don't know who it is...

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  11. How is Jake G. MORE THAN TWICE the age of K.D.????

    He is 31 she 30.

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    1. @Unknown. He's the gay boyfriend.

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    2. Reading is fundamental

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  12. Chloe Moretz, yeah she's a skank. And the actor was Nicolas Cage! Yeah!

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  13. Jake G. is not that much older than Kristen. He is only one year older than her.

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  14. Jake G would be the gay guy she dated and not the older man who was her real boyfriend.

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  15. Jake would've been the gay guy.

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  16. Yea, so who's the older guy if it's KD and Jake?

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  17. Who is the older guy?

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  18. Ahh Toothy. I miss Ted.

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  19. I was going for Keira Knightley, but that's just a sort of blind guess :)

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  20. @Gayeld: Jake G. receiving pocket money... thats a good one

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    1. @Unknown. I didn't pick the guy, I'm just explaining the guess.

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  21. But she's dating Garrett Hedlund, who is 28. So hos long ago was this breakup supposed to have happened

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  23. @Livia - I think "hard sheath" is supposed to be a euphemism for the girl, not the guy. Like a sword sheath.

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  24. Hard throbbing member thrust into her warm and tight sheath.

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  25. Quivering member.

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  26. Or his bratwurst.

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    1. Mmm. I'd love to wrap my moist lips around one of those. I mean it. I'm hungry.

      (Forgive my usage of moist. )

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    3. Yum bratwurst with mustard and sour kraut!

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  27. Kiki/James Woods/ Jake G.

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  28. @Erin B - I know, and that's why it's so wrong. Like I said, no one wants a hard sheath.

    Everyone, on the other hand, loves them some tight sheaths and glistening manroots.

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  29. No idea if it's Kirsten but having once briefly met her I can attest that she is super awkward. And she seemed kinda shy and sweet.

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  30. Renee Zellweger (Bridget Jones Fame)
    Henry Fonda, Marlon Brando would back be some famous womanizer.

    but it does not say it was an actor.

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  31. Hermione
    Ron
    Dumbledore

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  32. So is this the gay Enty writing this?

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  33. Rosemary Rogers is the author from the 70's that wrote all those hotsy totsy novels

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  34. Rosemary Rogers is the author from the 70's that wrote all those hotsy totsy novels

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  35. @Livia - Sorry, I misstated. I was trying to say that I thought "hard sheath" was for the guy, not the girl. You want the guy hard. I mean, in most circumstances. I suppose it doesn't matter really. The worst one I ever heard for a girl was "quivering mounds of love pudding." That does the opposite for me.

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  36. I enjoy my nora roberts books, mysteries and love stories. Not ashamed, i enjoy them and usually skip over sex part, story much more interesting.

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    1. Oh and i dont know who this is, but its unnice to play headgames with people u claim to love.

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  37. So, a girl, who is a young adult, starts dating a guy in his 30's and her parents don't approve so she brings around her gay boyfriend to family functions instead. How is this surprising? It happens all over the country with a lot of college girls.

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  38. Toni Colette and the australian dude from jurassic park.

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  39. Male porn = photos/videos
    Female porn = romance novels.

    We women need some romance/backstory to turn us on. Men are much more visual.

    And yes, kindles make it easier. Though I've never been afraid to read a good historical romance in public. I haven't read them much for awhile now - I prefer the real life relationship, which has the best story of all

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    1. @Valerie, a fan of historical romance here! Not ashamed of it either

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  40. Since this is a blind about Hollywood all these ppl would be famous. Kristen dunst, warren Beaty, and jake G.

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  41. Fabioooooooooo! I like Nikki's guess!!

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  43. I actually thought Kristen Stewart. Fits her and there has been a few blinds on her this week. She's only really famous for Twilight and when she was around 18 she started dating Michael Argano who was a child friend and her parents did love him. No idea who the older man would be, if he is even famous.

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  44. The jake g timing doesn't work, since kiki didn't start dating him until she was around 21. I tried to make ellen page fit, but I am pretty sure she is gay. Who are some of the other awkward actresses who are mostly movie? Zoey D is not mostly movies. Kristen Stewart fits timing wise, she is A from one major role, mostly movie, was 18 around start of twilight and dating Rob. I know he is a cheater, but I don't think he is gay or did it for pocket change, so I don't think that is right.

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  45. Rob is only a few years older I dont think he would qualify as an older man. Plus theyr a contract couple not real. Michael would probably be the gay boyfriend. Can't figure out the old man though, and kristen did drop out of 2 projects.

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  47. Kstew started dating Michael angarano when she was 15. And Rpattz when she was 19. She doesn't fit the blind. I'm guessing maybe Lily Collins dated an older guy while pretending to date super!gay Taylor Lautner

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  48. So, the big surprise here is there are parents in Hollywood who are genuinely concerned for their daughters welfare.

    I have no guess though.

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  49. This has to be someone in their early twenties. It says "This went on for several years." and "They finally split not that long ago." and that it started when she was 18.

    So who's in her early twenties that "probably B list now. She used to be A list"?

    Hermoine? K Stew?

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  50. Guys-
    This is totally Brooke Shields and is a very old story. She was known for being awkward and being a virgin. It was crazy because of Pretty Baby and the Blue lagoon which were very sexual roles.
    The only thing that is tweaked is about her parents, her mother was a horrible stage mother and was worried that her dating someone older would ruin her career.

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  51. Attended her prom with Ted McGinley, who was seven years her senior.

    Kday was right...Revealed in an interview that she lost her virginity when she was 22 years old, and that she regretted waiting so long, blaming her inability to lose her virginity sooner on not having a better understanding of herself.

    I think she fudged her age so people would not connect the dots to her older lover

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  52. Barbara Cartland wrote over 700 romance novels, often three at a time that she dictated to secretaries.

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  53. Helllll yea romance novels still move
    I work at a library, biggest movers
    Ladies, love em

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  54. You can learn all kinds of stuff from historical romances. How to make soap; how they used cobwebs in wounds to stop the bleeding. How to do some awesome things with my tongue that have gotten me very far in life. ;-) My absolute faves are, Ashes in the Wind and Shanna by the late great Ms. Woodwiss. May she rest, and write in peace.

    Best name for peen is velvety member. WTF, I gotta worry about lint in there now? No. Lol.

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  55. I read all that stuff in jr high, but once you've actually had sex, that's still appealing? This may explain why I was so baffled by that horribly written nightmare, "50 Shades of Gray." Because to me, porn=porn.

    Hmmm. Must investigate this further...

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  56. Anonymous9:36 PM

    Sorta OT, a friend who I have lots of mutual friends with who I've known for years but only become close to the last year knows RPATZ as she is a musician and close to he's best friend. She slept with RPATZ before he was famous and apparently he was all 'I'm falling in love with you' quite the gentle lover and not the throw you around the bedroom type. Anyway she said he struggle with the fame and doesn't like spending any money or able to meet girls that you know like him for him. She said the Kstew relationship is totally a Hollywood business arrangement and that Kstew is actually very sweet and shy.
    I fully believe the person that told me.
    What I don't understand is why they continue with the arrangement now - to keep in the papers?

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  57. Anonymous9:37 PM

    Sorta OT, a friend who I have lots of mutual friends with who I've known for years but only become close to the last year knows RPATZ as she is a musician and close to he's best friend. She slept with RPATZ before he was famous and apparently he was all 'I'm falling in love with you' quite the gentle lover and not the throw you around the bedroom type. Anyway she said he struggle with the fame and doesn't like spending any money or able to meet girls that you know like him for him. She said the Kstew relationship is totally a Hollywood business arrangement and that Kstew is actually very sweet and shy.
    I fully believe the person that told me.
    What I don't understand is why they continue with the arrangement now - to keep in the papers?

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    1. Probably their PR folks doing. I think they've done well on the desaturation. There for a while, you couldn't escape them, now it's just random. Makes me ok w them more.

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    2. Super late to reply here, but in the off chance you see this, I'm curious which best friend of his your friend knows. Marcus.... Sam.... Bobby?

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  58. I think this one's old. Lara Flynn Boyle, with a special role "Twin Peaks." Fake boyfriend: Kyle MacLachlan. Older man: Jack Nicholson.

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  59. I've known her since before Jack N. This is not LFB.

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  60. Really, really late, but what about Wilmer Valderamma (sp??) for the older guy? No clue as to the actress, but doesn't WV like them young?

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  61. Kirsten Dunst, Rob Lowe as the older guy. Jake G as the guy friend.

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  63. Actress still in the present, mostly movies, with ONE potentially big-role, which was possibly teen actress (and has good parents). Must have not many options. Not me many names come to mind.
    Also I guess she should be in +25, and the guy should be "anonymous".
    Could be Kirsten Dunst, maybe Alicia Silverstone and idk the Brooke shields's story but if is true she shopuld be 'the winner'; but I'll add a new candidate, maybe I'm biased because the other Blind. Could be Lacey chabert.

    I read a rumor on the Internet about she has a long relationship with someone named Ted Aukerman.
    / [rumor] Reportedly the relationship began when she was in PO5, she underage and/or around 18.
    + He is much older than her, twice her age at that time.
    + Her family looks to be conservative (so not irresponsible like other parents in Hollywood, and concerned for her welfare) so it would be natural they hit the roof when they learned.
    / [conjecture] The relationship would be underground, without obligation and intermittent, he search for her when he wants to score her, and passively she just wait for him. Could be, rumor & blind, match, & she had those years saying she had a "man" but the boy never was with her.
    / [conjecture] The bo-gayfriend would be Jonathan Bennett. He is a "closeted"; they are longtime friends and hangout together; they have never openly said they are dating but often make suggestions about they have "intimate stuff", enough -perhaps- to meet their families. Could be. But to my knowledge this never been in tabloids.
    / [rumor?] Earlier this year she said she broke-up with her boyfriend. Not that long ago with the blind.
    + The funny thing is this was a few days of tweet she had a romantic "day" with her boyfriend. Something changed "happiness" in fast break-up.
    + From the late 90s until today are several years. Yep, several years for a relationship with no goal.

    + She confessed she never kissed anyone until PO5.
    + She is probably B list now. Mostly movies.
    + She is/was A list, especially for a Special Role (Gretchen Weiner in MG).
    + She is very attractive. Maybe is very awkward?.
    + She is a very good actress.

    - It may not be her because the Blind make no mention of PO5 and I think that would not be omitted.

    Regardless of real names, "he" has the profile to be: someone married, repressed gay or harlot addict; so what "she" has always been in a dangerous sick relationship being only a lover with no future, used and waiting for nothing.

    I hope the blink be revealed soon.

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