Suri Cruise Is $2M Richer

If you have had a crappy week and wondering how you are going to make it to the next paycheck you might want to turn away from this post right now. According to The Sun, Suri Cruise has just signed a deal which will pay her $2M to have her own fashion line which she will even help design, You know, because what 6 year old can't design fashions. I'm pretty sure the $2M is more than her mom made last year and is about what her dad makes in about 30 seconds. With Katie Holmes' fashion line turning into a disaster, it must kind of suck for her to see her kid making more money doing it than Katie. On the bright side, maybe Suri can give Katie a job like Jessica Simpson gave Ashlee a job.