This morning on Good Morning America, Reese Witherspoon discussed her arrest in Atlanta and said it was just one of those nights. I have been there. I know those nights. Don't even ask me about the rooster outfit. Reese also said in the interview that in addition to the choice quotes we have already heard about, she also told police she was pregnant. Yeah, being arrested on a PI charge while pregnant is always classy. Kind of like that scene in Sweet Home Alabama. She had no problems playing that scene. That is kind of how I see it played out with the police that night.
Reese says they are obviously embarrassed and it will never happen again. Well, at least that we will find out about. She said they had one too many glasses of wine. Funny, her husband only said he had one glass of wine. The thing was the glass was a 2 liter bottle.
He must of had one of those huge wine glasses that hold a whole bottle of wine in them. I want one.
ReplyDeleteDamn, if only she were still legally blonde!
ReplyDeleteShe's so boring that I don't even find this interesting
ReplyDeleteAlso, this arrest moves Reese up a notch in my book.
ReplyDeleteWhite trash and proud!!
ReplyDeleteReese always did have a sense of scrappy to her.
ReplyDeleteSo...is she really pregnant or what?
ReplyDelete@Diana- No, she used that as an example of how crazy the things were she was saying because George asked her about the "do you know who I am" bit she pulled.
DeleteOh ok gotcha! ;-)
DeleteYeah, second diane, is she preg? And btw, great excuse for cops not to arrest u for dwi 'but officer, im pregnant!' Ugh I fo give her points for copping to it and talking about it. The more she talks about it, the less speculation, the sooner story goes away. Smart. And prob not pregnant.
DeleteIs that you in your avi Diana? Hottie!
DeleteAnyway, that Laura Jean Poon, always talking crazy.
@ethorne - Yup, that's me! You made me blush ;-)
Delete@diana it's actually a technical trick you can pull to avoid a breathalyzer...if you are pregnant they have to blood test you at a hospital which gives you time to sober up.
Delete@lelale - Oh, I see...so, she was trying to be sneaky.
DeleteI still like her. She's got moxie! Of course as long as she's learned her lesson!
ReplyDeleteThere is a girl that works at Bath & Body Works here in town that looks EXACTLY....to the "T" like Reese Witherspoon. I guess everybody does have a twin! ;-)
ReplyDeleteDi-i used to go to weight watcher meeting with young woman who looked EXACTLY like Liza Minnelli, minus drinking and drugs. Very nice woman.
DeleteWow - how cool is that?! :-)
DeleteThere is a teacher at my son's school who looks like Kristin Stewart - only A nice, fresh-faces and happy KS. Every time I talk with her, I have this voice in my head saying,"Holy shit, she looks just like KS."
DeleteYeah, was she trying to get sympathy & out of being arrested by LYING? Or is she PG & drinking?!
ReplyDeleteI don't understand her motivation to admit she even said that to the cops. Just digging deeper. Weird, Reese, weird.
Agreed...very weird behavior.
DeleteI agree. This makes her look worse.
DeleteLotta--thanks, I crossed you.
ReplyDeleteWhat about the rooster outfit?
ReplyDelete@libby - maybe she was worried that it would somehow come out anyway that she said it, so she wanted to make it clear that she isn't actually pregnant before that happened
ReplyDeleteReese reminds me of the mask they wore in Scream.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the help understanding this, guys.
ReplyDeleteI admit, I do like Reese a bit better when she has to be human like this. I've always liked her acting, but it's about time she stops trying to control everything about her image.
lelae---That's true. many servers are drinkers, and when I was a server, 'tips' like 'always demand a blood test',
ReplyDelete'choose a lab that ships samples AWAY for testing',
and/or,
'choose the lab farthest from the police station'
--Those 'ideas' for beating DUIs were commonly passed around. I hadn't heard the PG one.
(I am not one of those drinkers or DUIers, btw, and never was. Just worked with them.)
@libby I heard that trick under similar circumstances. Some people like to spread this stuff like they are doing a PSA.
DeleteQUEEN OF SPIN! She takes the prize, hands-down.
ReplyDelete*lelale*^^ (sorry)
ReplyDeleteOkay, so she fucked up and apologized for it. That's good enough for me. Next.
ReplyDeleteI like Reese but i cant support drinking and driving. They could of killed someone. Im glad all is well!
ReplyDeleteI read her quotes this morning and she said she told him she was pregnant even though she wasn't pregnant. She said she was acting desperate. She is not pregs.
ReplyDelete" That's the biggest Cock I've ever seen!!!!!" Did you get alot of those Enty? " I don't know if I can handle being around such a big Cock!" "Is this making any of you guys feel inadequate?"
ReplyDeleteShe told the police she was pregnant while she was drunk? So they'd let her go I'm hoping. I don't like the hair color, blondes have more fun. Anyone recall the Oprah show where she put the same hot woman on the streets of new york in different colored wigs, same hairstyle but different colors? The red heads were second place, and blondes were first for people most readily willing to help, give them the time of day etc. I have more fun as a blonde. Blondes are also usually more annoying and stupid, though. And then there's the blonde jokes. I hope I don't fall in to either of those characteristics too often. (everyday)
If I were a cop and a drunken woman told me she was pregnant, that would make me MORE inclined to arrest her - drinking while pregnant? Makes her a stupid, negligent drunk. Not illegal to drink while pregnant (as far as I know) but would make me more inclined to throw her in jail.
ReplyDeleteI believe we are all made up of only 12 different physical facial traits. That's why so many people look so similar to other people. It's a combination of those 12 traits that does it!
ReplyDeleteSighs, as a person who has FASD i cant support or even understand why she said what she said.
ReplyDeleteDrunk and pregnant, this is sad. What pisses me off, is they have the money for a cab, or their own chauffeur! If they killed someone while driving....
What also ticks me off, is had a non celebrity tried this crap im sure they would have spent time in the jail cell....
"Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar."
ReplyDeleteI know those nights, too. She acted like a jackass to the cop, to be sure. And they are IDIOTS for not getting a driver/cab, which are plentiful in Atlanta. But she apologized, so I'm w/ Syd here. And obviously, Toth had more than a glass. I wonder where they were?
If her husband hadn't been driving while shitfaced, I would find her behavior pretty funny. As the Your Turns on this site have shown, we have all had those kinds of nights and they are embarrassing, but make for good stories later. But him driving while 2x the limit just kinda ruins this one.
ReplyDeleteeveryone says they only had 1 drink. its the dog ate my homework" for grownups.
ReplyDeletethey can now hire a body guard (driver). dumb, but not unusual.
At least Laura Jean is fessing to it. She'll pay a big ole fine and that will be that!
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ReplyDeleteAlthough its practically impossible, If you’re an average person you’d best try to NOT get convicted…. It really messes up your life.
ReplyDeleteWas this taped? She seems to be acting.
ReplyDeleteReese is my pick to play Amy if they ever make a movie of Gone Girl. Perfect on the outside. Real different underneath.
ReplyDeleteI don't get it. Is it better to be drunk and pregnant?
ReplyDeleteThey showed a short clip tonight on AC360. Afterwards Isha Sesay just says "Good performance." Love it.
ReplyDeleteCannot give a pass on drink driving.
ReplyDeleteI wish America were harder on drink drivers. Nobody here could have three DUIs and still have a license.
@car54 - Guess who is getting that book made into a movie? Reese Witherspoon. :) I read an article about her buying the film rights shortly after I finished the book.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Reese, heard this supposedly leaked audio from one of her former friends and this def makes me think those racist rumors are true. http://youtu.be/nzsebKsNkl4
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