Friday, May 24, 2013
Random Photos Part Two
That is Jason Bateman. That is his wife. Those are their two kids. That is a lot of rain. Looks like fun though.
That is Johnny Depp's hand on Amber Heard's arm. Means she is pregnant.
Speaking of pregnant, I'm guessing Jodie Foster is not. Just going out on a limb with that one. Lots of groceries though.
Katherine Heigl on the set of her new movie because, apparently someone thinks she can actually make money.
Khloe Kardashian, a person with a known drinking problem, shilling for a liquor company. Way to earn that money.
Kristen Stewart tells the world how she feels about pleather.
Speaking of pleather. It is day two of Lea Michele's personal I wish I was in Cannes red carpet specials.
At the same event was Brooklyn Decker. I didn't recognize her either.
I did recognize James van Der Beek and
James Caan though.
Now I know why Keith Richards wears a bandana. Eeesh.
ReplyDeleteI'm so sick of Chewbacca and the rest of the Kartrashians. Same with Kristen Stewart.
I once tried that hairstyle Brooklyn Decker is rocking. I looked ridonkulous.
I like Katherine Heigl.
Check out K Stew's buddy behind her, doc marten's, a beanie and a skirt? It's like the nineties threw up on her. K Stews lost more weight and flipping double birds? I smell a meltdown...
ReplyDeleteHate Kristen.. Wish she would fade into obscurity already. She "hates" her fame anyways, she's an awful actress and seems like an overall horrible person to be around.
DeletePeople tend to get cranky when they don't eat. She is fafing fadt and will blink out like a malevolent Tinkerbelle any day now. Poor thing. She has no one to guide her through freefall.
DeleteWhoops: fading fast...
DeleteKatherine's acting was pretty good on Grey's, too bad she muffed that up.
ReplyDeleteBrooklyn Decker used to be my girl crush :(
ReplyDeleteI think KStew's friend rolled Lena Dunham for her threads!
ReplyDeleteLea michelle looks beautiful. If van der bleeks eyes cose anymore, he will be legally blind. Man james caan got old all of a sudden .
ReplyDeleteThe look on Amber Heard's face says "I'm better than this, get me out of here."
ReplyDelete@nevermindthat, her face is hilarious. Its like...I know one is a musical legend and the other is THE movie staahhh but Girls Just Wanna Have Fun! (with other girls)
DeleteI thought Cannes was open to any celebrity like Sundance.
ReplyDeleteKatherine Heigl had so much potential until the ego monster took over her tiny brain and she exorcism vomited on grey's and knocked up because she was far to big of a star to have had any affiliation with those putrid roles. How the mighty have fallen.
Are Jodie's kids planning a Lemonade Stand? That is a LOT of lemons.
ReplyDeleteIsn't a known alcoholic the perfect person to hire? I mean, wouldn't she be an expert on the quality? Probably coming and going.
Silly Gayeld, I think that's just the design on one of her shopping bags :-). And she's feeding growing boys - you need a flatbed trailer to haul a week's worth of groceries home! I spend $300, haul all of it home, and within three days I'm getting complaints that there's nothing to eat :-(.
ReplyDelete@Frufa. LMAO! Oops. It may be that I have Lemonade stands on the brain. If I survive the sandbox with all my fingers intact, there's a Lemonade Stand on my DIY ambitions list for this summer.
Delete@ Gayeld - pretty impressed that you're building a sandbox. The kids will absolutely be in heaven. All you need for an epic summer when you're a kid is a sandbox and one of those little plastic swimming pools. Oh, and some freezer pops!
DeleteAlso, Jason Bateman outfoxes Johnny Depp any day of the week. And I agree with Enty there - don't think you can surmise true luv 4 ever from a photo where someone has their hand on someone else's arm. I was tagged in a facebook photo the other day that popped up on my timeline, and I was surprised at how close and huggy I looked with the group in the photo. We stood like that for all of five seconds, but the pic makes us all look like we're snuggling. A quick snap does not the whole story tell.
ReplyDeleteI completely agree with Bateman beating Depp. I love Jason Bateman!
DeleteI cannot believe I am koming to Kong Kardashian's defense here, but just because she got a DUI, it doesn't mean she has a drinking problem. People do stupid things.
ReplyDeleteI think it is more than just a DUI. A recent story of her out drinking with PMK and going over to Kim's like THAT was a good idea... I suspect she is cracking under the pressures she is facing (too many facets to recount here) and she will either have a visit to a health spa soon or get herself the cover of Kneepads confessing her wayward sins.
DeleteWhat blows me away is how young she is. Sooooo sad.
Hi there Johnny Depp!! ;-)
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ReplyDeleteKStew
Heigl
Why can't Leah go to Cannes? Can't any celebrity go? And I was not aware of Khloe's drinking problem. Was that a blind? Of course with PMK as my mother, I would probably have drinking as the least of my problems.
ReplyDeleteKhloe's face looks real different in a bad way. Botched procedure or maybe is just has not settled. She also looks like she got the Kim Special regarding her weight loss.
ReplyDeleteUgly Kanye shoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The more I see his designs, the more I think he is special needs.
ReplyDeleteGood look for Lea Michelle
ReplyDeleteShe looks totally awesome. I love the dark red lip with the delicate dark lace. Hot!!
DeleteBrooklyn decker - blind reveal? Someone who is not easy to recognise
ReplyDeleteIt's kind of sad that some tart who's banging Johnny Depp and Johnny Depp's hand both get a shout out, but no mention of the other guy in the photo who is a founding member of one of the most influential and longest-lasting rock bands of all time.
ReplyDeleteKhloe Kardashian doesn't have a known drinking problem. Yeah, she had a DUI but you don't see her running around wasted Lindsay Lohan style. Based on that I'd say she made a stupid decision to drive after drinking as opposed to an out of control problem.
ReplyDeleteI heard Klhoe got a new booty.
ReplyDeleteI love the Stones and Keef, but how is he still alive?
ReplyDeleteI liked One For The Money much more than I thought I would. I'm not a fan of Heigle, so I was surprised at how much I liked her in it. Not as much as Debbie Reynolds, but close.
ReplyDeleteK-Stew and her girlfriend???
ReplyDeleteKEEF!
ReplyDeleteI've never heard anything about Khloe K having a drinking problem - did I miss something?
ReplyDeleteI want to fill Amber Heard with splooge - glad Depp gets to slam fuck that pussy. I love you, Tyger - right on. Fuck Kardishian - she's a big black cock slut, bastard, and fat assed cunt snd she reeks of BO.
ReplyDeleteBrooklyn needs a new stylist... or... a stylist... or a mirror.
ReplyDeleteI like Heigl. It's the whole adoption thing... Don't judge me. ;)
ReplyDeleteIt's all about splooge.
ReplyDeleteBatsmen blew a lot of splooge to make those babies. They don't call splooge baby batter for nothing.
Johnny Depp likes Amber Heard because she swallows his splooge.
Jodie Foster is a lesbo who doesn't eat splooge.
We want to see Heigl with a face full of splooge.
KStew looks like she just swallowed a big load of splooge.
James Caan is too old to shoot splooge.
Neither Lea Michele or Brooklyn Decker are pretty enough to induce a blast of splooge.
SPLOOGE. NATION.
What, no Jame Caan posts? I'll take a swing...he strikes me as a naughty old guy who likes to talk pervishly to 20 somethings. Eh, I'd let him spank me...
ReplyDeleteSPLOOGE. NATION.
ReplyDeleteESKIMO. POWER.
Brooklyn Decker's shirt looks lonely without her pants.
ReplyDeleteDear ENT:
ReplyDeleteYou vulgar little maggot.
You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a slug than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beast who sired you and then killed himself in recognition of what he had done. Your daddy was a bastard, your mamma was a whore, and you wouldn't be here if the rubber hadn't tore. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.
You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.
You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of a used condom. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have toe jam. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away forever.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.
By his adulteration of Hunter Thompson, Johnny Depp has demonstrated he has the maturity of an adolescent. By leaving his children for Amber Heard, he demonstrates that he is a narcissistic adolescent driven by his penis, not his brain. A man who leaves his children for a good fuck can never be a real man. Depp should have done what the rest of us do; fuck bimbos on the side discreetly.
ReplyDeleteHaving said that, I want to eat Amber Heard's sweet pussy, lick her clit until she cums hard in my face so I can eat her squirt, then slam fuck her snatch until I coat her cervix with penis snot. I want to blow baby batter in her mouth while she chomps my chunk. I want to fuck her ass until I see her shit on my dick.
Borrrring blather.
ReplyDeletekristen stewart should be appreciative that anyone still wants to take her picture. i'm starting to think she has a personality disorder.
ReplyDeleteTo be fair, if Kris J. were my mom I would have a vodka casserole every morning for breakfast.
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