Ashton Kutcher speaks at a technology conference.
Kim Kardashian looking like she is wearing a wig in London.
Kelly Ripa showed off her wedding photos to the world yesterday. Did they get married in Vegas? Prom theme?
Somehow Kristen Stewart won a best dressed award. Yeah, it is pretty tough to believe.
Kate Upton on the set of her new movie.
Ali Lohan is getting a lot of attention now. I wonder how she will react.
Ali Larter shopping in West Hollywood.
Paris Jackson goes shopping after school.
Rita Ora takes some time off from her various "friends."
Ali looks like death. Rita ora always looks cheap.
ReplyDeleteLiLo goes to rehab, Ali comes out. When one ass closes, another one opens?
ReplyDelete@VIP- they clients don't get reimbursed so this is the easiest way to solve that rehab issue.
Delete@lotta How soon until they install a "number served" sign like McDonalds used to have? And how soon until their number is higher than McDonalds?
Delete@VIP- Here's your answer :-)
DeleteLotta-LMFAO!
DeleteLotta you win. Omfg. You win. Stop being so funny and making me comment!
DeleteRe Kelly Ripa - I used to watch All My Children (and read Soap Opera Digest) and seem to remember that she and Mark eloped and didn't tell anyone until a bit afterwards that they had gotten married. I think they went to Las Vegas.
ReplyDeleteAli does look like death, skinny, angry, pasty death. Ripa looks wayyyy happier than her husband does there, she looks like a stalker and he's thinking do. not. want....
ReplyDeleteNOW Kim is in LONDON? Wasn't she told to take it easy after her "miscarriage scare"? The fact that she flies somewhere every week in her 3rd trimester makes me think she is not pregnant, just fat. And if she really is pregnant does she not give a shit?
ReplyDeleteI still dong think she has come to terms with fact she is pregnant and cant do certain things. Shes so miserable and it shows. Wonder what will happen when baby is born?
DeleteKK's upper lip looks pregnant in that pic
ReplyDeleteAli is angry and let's all be honest, downright homely. If not for the fame of her sister, no one would pay her one bit of attention.
ReplyDeleteYikes, Ali L looks like Samantha Ronson in a black wig in that pic.
ReplyDeleteVIP Blonde I am emerging from long time lurkitude to cosign your comment about Ali. Very suspicious she emerges right as Lindsay is going into rehab. That poor girl never had a chance. Someone has to keep the sugar daddies attention that they know can be replaced after LaLohag gets out.
ReplyDeleteMy, my, my, but Ali Lohan is not a very attractive girl, is she?
ReplyDeleteAli looks like that Sam Roswhatever check that Lindsay was banging for a while. Which brings a whole new level of "ick" to things
ReplyDeleteAm I the only one shocked at Ashton Kutcher's appearance? I'm sure it was bad lighting - but he's only 35 years old.
ReplyDeleteIn that photo, he looks about 55. And like Michael Moore.
I couldn't figure out why everybody was being so mean about Ali Larter. I thought she looked pretty fetch. Wrong Ali.
ReplyDeleteNo way is KK preggo, NO WAY. And was her thigh airbrushed?
ReplyDeleteKelly talks about getting married in Vegas all the time. *sigh* She was SO pretty when she was younger. Now everything is all "tight".
ReplyDeleteI really read Asston for the first caption. My brain is convinced that's his name.
ReplyDeleteIt's impossible to say something nice about Ali Lohan's looks. I hope she doesn't have a Lohan personality.
How the fuck does Ali Lohan have a TAG here?
ReplyDeleteHey guys, I had to give a tutorial of "ass to ass" on Dlisted today. People have not seen it!!! Of course, it is in the Lohan thread.
Thank you for spreading the good word. Each one teach one.
DeleteAli looks like a man. And she looks trapped.
ReplyDeleteIf she is a man I'm sure Austin Powers will unmask her.
ReplyDeleteAli looks like a guy wearing a really bad wig. Poor girl has always been homely.If her name wasn't Lohan that modeling agency would have laughed in Orange Oprah's face when she yanked Ali through the door.
ReplyDelete@SKOR - me too! But apparently it's just us!
ReplyDeleteI'm not going to say anything about her looks but Ali looks radically different than when she was 14/15.
ReplyDeleteLike not the same person.
Agreed, u don't remember her being quite so homely as a tween. Then out of nowhere, her face qas completely different
DeleteAgreed, u don't remember her being quite so homely as a tween. Then out of nowhere, her face qas completely different
Deleteyes jax, because you are too nice of a person.
ReplyDeleteand Lindsay is trying to fly back to NY. No rehab for her, because she does NOT have a problem!
"LiLo goes to rehab, Ali comes out. When one ass closes, another one opens?" Amazing, VIP.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes, Ali doesn't even look like she same girl who was on Living Lohan.
VIP: That made me laugh so hard I woke up the cats.
ReplyDeleteAnd I will say that Ali looks homely because someone thought plastic surgery would help and it backfired. She did not look that way at 14 or maybe her face grew into that. Whatever it's still hard to believe she's a "model".
VIP - your ass-to-ass comments slay me. Rita Ora has the worst hair. Ever. Not just worst for a celebrity but really bad, like `people of walmart` bad.
ReplyDeleteKristen has a really good red carpet look mostly, so there's that.
ReplyDeletePoor Ali Lohan. I agree that she looks totally different than she did a few years ago before she lost all that weight so she could become a "model". She looks so much older than she is, hard and pissed off. I guess I'd be pissed off too if I was pimped out by my family. Gotta feel for her.
ReplyDeleteK Stew and teen mom Jenelle Evans could be twins. Dang,Ali Lohan, hostile much?
ReplyDeleteOmg. I had to do a double take! I thought KS was Jenelle too.
DeleteKStew might get considered for the Lifetime movie of The Jenelle Evans Story after that drug whore dies, but of course we all know KShrew just doesn't have the acting range to play a bipolar drug addicted felon.
DeleteAnd Amanda, do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to and fro, can you tie em in a knot can you tie them in a bow? CB has a story that Demi has moved one of Rumer's exes in, Harry Morton. Does that answer a recent Enty blind? Oh, he also dated LiLo.
ReplyDeleteIt was idiotic of Dina to make Ali get plastic surgery before she'd grown into her face. She really was an adorable little kid.
ReplyDeleteHi, Ali Larter. I kinda have a crush on you.
ReplyDeleteI'm not exactly a goddess so I feel judgmental saying it but god, does Ali Lohan have an unfortunate face.
Ali's forehead is wrinkled. She looks very upset or angry. Maybe that plus bad camera angle makes her look so awful.
ReplyDeleteRita Ho-ra. Looks like a cheap tart.
Where did Kim K's thighs go?
ReplyDeleteVIPBlonde = Vickie Cupper
ReplyDeleteTrying too hard
As is Ali
Rita Ora needs to get that hair sorted. What happened to her? Wasn't she supposed to be the back up plan if Rihanna keeled over? I wonder if the Rob K thing derailed her or did Jay just get tired of her?
ReplyDeleteI think that is Kourtney Kardashian disguised to look like Kim Kardashian. Fake wig? Smaller hips/thighs/ass? Something is also off about the face.
ReplyDeleteThis Kim K doesn't look as big (all over) as in other Kim K photos.
ReplyDeleteLindsay got her mother's looks - Ali got her dad's looks.
Kim doesn't look as fat because she's wearing a sensible pregnant outfit instead of some idiotic tramped up bullshit like she usually does.
ReplyDeleteAli Lohan looks like Franken-bitch. WTF happened to her?
Ali Lohan is homely as hell. NEXT!
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