Tuesday, May 07, 2013

Random Photos Part Two - Met Gala Part One

Beyonce

Nicole Richie shows what she will look like at 65.
Blake Lively makes a very rare public appearance.
Sarah Jessica Parker
Jennifer Lawrence
Diane Kruger and Joshua Jackson who borrowed his outfit from Glee.
The Goopster makes sure she is covered everywhere.
Not covered at all was Anne Hathaway.
Kim Kardashian could not get in on her own and if she wears things like this again, they will never invite her on her own.
Katie Holmes and the toilet paper roll.

Posted by ent lawyer at 12:11 PM

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52 comments:

  1. Christopher Cruz12:17 PM

    Why did Kim turn up? Didn't she feel unwanted? You know- the way she is everywhere else?

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  2. rflairfan112:17 PM

    Josh jackson's socks blend in with the carpet. Makes his leg to foot look very weird.

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  3. DewieTheBear12:18 PM

    It's a three-way race for the title of Worst Dressed: Beyonce, Nicole Richie and Kimmy.

    Nicole's worst offense is the hair, though. So let's give it as a split decision between the two walking sofas, Kim and Bey Bey.

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  4. Cathy12:21 PM

    Not sure why, but I feel like Amber Rose could have pulled off wearing Kim's dress when she was pregnant, but it looks TERRIBLE on Kim (and most any person).

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  5. New Life and Attitude12:23 PM

    Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!! OMG Kim is freaking hilarious. I hope she has a meltdown soon.

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  6. msgirl12:26 PM

    What upholstery store did Kim buy the fabric. Good lord she is always dressed horribly.

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  7. msgirl12:26 PM

    Oh and Nicole, the them was punk, not Halloween.

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  8. Tyler12:29 PM

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  9. MadLyb12:30 PM

    Kim looks like a giant, speckled egg. She needs to let go of her inner ho and embrace her pregnancy (fashion-wise).

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    1. Cocokitty2:30 PM

      I giggled so much when I read the words "inner ho" lol

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  10. Beth12:31 PM

    Beyonce's boots are the ugliest boots ever. I bet Tina designed them.

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  11. Star12:34 PM

    Didnt Kim and Kanye have dinner with Anna Wintor the night before? Anna's dress was also rosey like that I wonder if Kim was trying to impress her or Anna told her to wear it then laughed behind her back.

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  12. Steorra12:37 PM

    I knew punk was dead, but right now it's turning in its grave.

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  13. Unknown12:37 PM

    Beyonce: looks good from the boobs up.

    Nicole: ugly and irrelevant no matter what fashion stunts you pull.

    Blake: dumb dumb dumb and over - rated

    SJP: give it up already you dumb pathetic attention whore.

    JLaw: bland bland bland as usual. Don't be so shocked that BCoop wasn't intertested in you.

    Goopy: for the millioneth time wear some makeup. You are NOT a natural beauty.

    Anne H: your blond hair makes your head look a bit larger and your freakishly large features look a bit smaller. Well done.

    Kim: go away. It must suck to know you are an ugly old fat hag compared to Kendall. Karma is a bitch.

    Katie: you are the queen of horrible taste and somehow you top it by having chubby arms combined with a grotesque back. How do you do it?

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    1. Gayeld12:47 PM

      @Wendy. I'm pretty much with you until Katie. I think her arm and back are just blending together in some weird way. Plus, I don't know what she has on Tom Cruise, but she's always going to get plenty of bonus points from me for the way she shut him down in that divorce.

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    2. short le chic5:05 PM

      Have you ever noticed she also has very thick legs? Google it...

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  14. auntliddy12:39 PM

    Goops dress just plain ugly. Beyonce always looks like her body is trying expel the clothes she on, and rightfully so. Nicole richtie- WTF????? Kim is just completely taste free. Guess she was born that way.

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  15. Sylvia12:47 PM

    Nicole R. needs to stop using orange spray to pass as a tan. Looks ridiculous..

    SJP- OMG looks horrible..

    BeYonCe - Another idiot. Where does she get her outfits from Hookers-R-Us...

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  16. Jeneral12:58 PM

    Anne nailed it! Kim, there are no words.

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    1. di butler3:37 AM

      No, Anne didn't "nail" it. She looks like blonde 90s Julia Roberts. Her hair nor dress say "punk."

      Beyonce is wearing a too tight leather bandeau, as usual, and Liberace's curtains. Atrocious-not punk.

      Nicole looks like a cross between Lena Horne & a q tip.
      Jennifer Lawrence is too young to be this boring, all the time. Dress fun, you aren't Katie Holmes, or Renee Zellwegger,FFS.
      Less said about the rest, the better.

      SJP looks stupid in her 100% not anything to do with punk costume. That's a Russian show pony.

      GOOP is bland cod in an ugly prom dress.

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  17. skimpymist12:58 PM

    Katie looked amazing. Kim makes me nauseous and I laughed so hard at the picture of her showing her fat leg while trying to look sexy. Anna wintour totally invited her on purpose just so that she could laugh at her all night. Well done Anna now never invite her back so that the only memory of Kim at the met ball will be the one above.

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  18. Kelly12:59 PM

    ^I saw other views of Katie and she does in fact have chubby arms for her size.

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  19. whocaresnow121:02 PM

    Katie Holmes looks stunning.

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  20. lazyday6031:08 PM

    Katie Holmes is holding hands with David Geffen's younger clone.

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  21. GemTwist1:09 PM

    You guys have GOT to go look up the other pictures of Kim. The horror cannot be stated with words. The gloves...the shoes...the grommets!

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  22. Laura1:16 PM

    I like Anne's look.

    Kimtrashian looks like an oompa loompa.

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  23. cricket1:23 PM

    Kim looks like she borrowed Mama June's wedding dress. And as much as I despise the Boo Boo's I have to admit Mama June wore it better. And I do believe she has a smaller ass than Kim too.

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    1. LindaDiane1:51 PM

      @All the above! I love this site, you are all hilarious

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    2. Unknown1:58 PM

      I personally think a camoflauge (sp?) wedding gown is comically brilliant. IMHO of course.

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    3. Alita7:03 AM

      @cricket - you stole my joke!!! Honestly that looks just like that awful Mama June's dress material!

      Wendy, if you're at 'comically brilliant' in a searingly ironic, or even post-ironic way, then I'm down. But if it's the 'aww them crazy hicks love each other so it's all okay' way then I'm afraid I'll need to lodge a protest ;)

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  24. The Real Dragon1:48 PM

    Why the fuck is everyone dress like shit at met gala. Is that like a thing?

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  25. Jessie2:01 PM

    Anne wants to be SWINTON.

    I liked SJP's dress. Not a fan of the boots everyone wore.

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  26. parissucksliterally2:03 PM

    Kim was wearing GLOVES too, that match- they make her hand look diseased...and the dress has a slit in it- she is sticking out her fat stump in another picture...and there are STUDS along the slit and hemline. UGLIEST DRESS!

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  27. Sherry2:06 PM

    Kim's dress is THE ugliest ever. Please go away!

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  28. TotallyDistracted2:09 PM

    It's true, there are no words for how horrible Ms. Kartrashian looks. She has single-handedly destroyed the image of the beautiful pregnant woman. I think Anne H looks great. SJP loves those Philip Treacy hats and always wants to be avant garde at this event. At last she doesn't look like an old washed-up hooker like Madonna did.

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  29. surfer2:45 PM

    I love Jennifer Lawrence's dress - very retro.

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  30. Tempestuous Grape3:20 PM

    That woman at the top of the pics is an idiot. That outfit is outlandish.

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  31. Hazeldazel3:38 PM

    LOL! OMG, I'm sure MichaelK is probably posting a very funny story about how Kim K is channeling his abuelita or something. Gawd she looks hideous. Did she really go to a boutique or wherever and go "oh this is it! this is the perfect dress!" Cuz honey, you look like a wallpaper monster come to life but with a human coming out the top.

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  32. Anonymous3:43 PM

    beyonce is SO pregnant, look at that bump

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  33. c_anne4:02 PM

    These people have no imagination or guts. Maybe three of the dresses said "maybe punk?" To me.

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  34. Pip5:31 PM

    I seem to always look forward to see what Diane Krueger is wearing. She always keeps things interesting.

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  35. Unknown5:34 PM

    Beyonce and Kim were both dressed by Givenchy, although everyone who thought House of Dereon gets mega points in my book.

    What do you think Bey thought when Kim showed up in a Givenchy dress (check) with matching shoes (check) and matching gloves (check)? I doubt they got dressed together - LOL! I wish I'd been a fly on the wall for initial reaction.

    I wonder if Kanye is still BFFs with Riccardo Tisci (designer for Givenchy).

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  36. Unknown5:38 PM

    Oh, and Kim was not invited on her own; she was there as Kanye's +1 - I guess he got a pass since he performed at the event. Only the creme de la creme get the direct invite.

    I also think AW was laughing inside when she saw what he had Kim wear. Those gloves defy description.

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  37. tara175:46 PM

    Not sure what the Met Gala is, but it seems to entail competing for the fugliest outfit. That's quite a bunch of unflattering cuts and colors; a worthy effort by all participators.

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    1. auntliddy6:42 PM

      Tara-it also seems to be a snooty, elitist, pointless ball. I hate anything that excludes people, while the invited are congratulating themselves on their specialness. And if wintour DID have kim wear that outfit to laugh at her, then she is as big a "c" word as she reputed to be.

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  38. Trashaddict6:44 PM

    So many women. So very ugly. Confirms my belief that designers secretly or not-so-secretly actually hate women. I think Jennifer Lawrence and Taylor Swift actually got it right. Was there arule you had to wear black and/or white???

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  39. Jenn7:33 PM

    Josh Jackson looks like he doesn't have any ankles.
    Bey's boots are gaudy, and ugly.
    Kim looks like the Rose Parade blew up.
    I guess SJP is thinking that giant feather thing will distract attention from her long face. Nope.

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  40. Mrs. Realistic7:40 PM

    Anne looks amazing. SJP-WTF?! Nicole-80 year old oompa-Loompa not attractive. Beyonce-her mom had to have had something to do with that hot mess.

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  41. Zeeky_Boogy_Doog9:49 PM

    God help me for saying this...

    Kim's dress reminds me of of the old Carol Burnett "Gone with the Wind" skit where she comes out wearing curtains, complete with curtain rod. "Well, I saw it in a window and I just had to have it!"

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  42. Me10:54 AM

    i think katie is confused as to who she is. as in, she's no longer the wife of a big star, she's no longer really much of a celeb herself, her only child is in school all day. what does she DO? she sort of floats around in fugly clothes, and goes to events that have nothng to do with her.

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  43. di butler3:43 AM

    Oh, and I retract what I said earlier about punk not being dead. Real punk isn't. Whatever this is, is and that bitch Anna Wintour & these dumb glum cunts killed it. With fire. Using the flames from Bouncy's fat assed fugly dress.

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  44. lilo7231:22 PM

    I'm so mean, because I don't have much room to talk, but whenever I see Beyonce, I think "Thunder Thighs."

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