Wednesday, May 29, 2013
Random Photos Part Three
The cast of Hangover, including Heather Graham are in Rio and enjoying the beach.
Ed Helms and Zach G showed off their physiques.
Bradley Cooper stayed in to shoot some selfies.
Justin Bartha and his fiancee did some jogging.
Julianne Hough and Ashley Greene hanging out. Ashlee is a $5 tipper for valet. Nice. Julianne looks like she is going for the el stiffo.
Speaking of el stiffo, I noticed the host of Britain's Got Talent stayed away from the mid section of Jennifer Lopez after her performance.
Jenny McCarthy at an event in NYC last night.
Jessica Simpson is getting ready for her own event, but not for two more months.
Meanwhile, Ashlee Simpson is now earning money as a babysitter to Maxwell.
Keira Knightley kisses her new husband. he looks thrilled.
JLo looks like Howard Stern when he was Fartman.
ReplyDeleteI would love to spread Bradley Cooper on a cracker.
Zach G is such a sexy beast.
Who told Keira Chinley that overalls were a good idea?
A see through top? Remind me again why Chestica is a billionaire in the fashion industry.
WAITAMINUTE JS is not due for another 2 months?!?! WTH is she carrying sextuplets?
ReplyDeleteRight MM! Seems to me like Chestica has. THE longest pregnancies.
DeleteLawd Jessica.
ReplyDeleteEnty I'm pretty sure Bradley taking a photo of the scenery. I know he can be egotistical so but really.
Whoa now JLO. You are way too old to be dressed in that.
ReplyDeleteYeah, its embarassing in a oh-my-god-look-what-my-aunt-is-wearing way. Sorry jen, not happening for ya.
DeleteJ Lo's ass looks flat. when did that happen?
ReplyDeleteChestica leaves Maxwell alone with her coked up sister? I hope there are other people around...
Since she started doing the Tracy Anderson Method.
DeleteIs Kiera going to paint houses? Maybe she's pregs and wants to hide it for a while?
ReplyDeleteKiera's married to that guy. They were married earlier this month.
ReplyDeleteEnough with cast of hangover, please. That doesnt look like ashlee at all. Too alert, lol. Baby a cutie. Seems like jessica should hv given birth already, doesnt it? Imagine how she feels!! Lol
ReplyDeleteNobody over the age of 2 should be seen in overalls. As a matter of fact, I banned them from my children's wardrobes from birth.
ReplyDelete@NaughtyNurse - I agree - although I've raised the overalls limit age to 5. Unless, of course, you're actively plowing a field. Then overalls are acceptable at any age.
ReplyDeleteOh naughty, i have the cutest pics of my kids in, as they called them, overballs. With hockets (pockets). Reconsider just for the photo ops!!
ReplyDeleteI love Zach! I like Kiera, can't help it. But then I'm a sucker for period movies. She is a girl crush of mine.
ReplyDeleteP.s Please, God, let me have breasts like Heathers some day. Amen.
Delete@f281... I'm sure you can buy them from wherever she did.
DeleteIf you actually see other pics of her she is not really that huge at all. It is just the way that particular picture was taken. There were others from the other day I saw and she looked really good for someone who is 7 months pregnant. She learned her lessons well from her first pregnancy.
ReplyDeletegreenmountain- lmao - right?
ReplyDeletejessica carries HUGE gotdamn another two months!
ReplyDeleteSomeone please stop JLO. Does she not realize she is talentless....?
ReplyDeleteOT but hilarious -- check out the second paragraph.
ReplyDeletehttp://www.elle.com/pop-culture/celebrities/kim-kardashian-nicola-formichetti-photo-shoot?src=sem&mag=elm&dom=out#slide-1
Chinley...classic!
ReplyDeleteHough/Greene tag team
ReplyDeletePreggo Jessica
Graham
Ashley Green's feet look gigantic -- she's giving Michael Phelps a run for the money.
ReplyDeleteKiera's husband doesn't look old enough to be going on his first date.
Thanks to Amanda Bynes whenever I now see pictures of Jenny McCarthy all I can think about is, "Shut-up, old lady."
ReplyDeleteSince when are Julianne Hough and Ashley Greene friends? And I agree...that photo looks NOTHING like Ashlee Simpson! Am I missing something in the caption, like a joke of sorts?
ReplyDeletePS: auntliddy, I just can't with the overalls. Even if I could get over my overallophobia, my kids are elementary school age now and way past the age of socially acceptable overall-wear. Nice grammar today, huh?
@Count Jerkula,
ReplyDeletePut the beer down, it is affecting your judgement.
ReplyDeleteAshlee looks less strung out there. She's not emaciated anymore. Hope she's cleaning up.
@Boxes: How come?
ReplyDeleteI'm taking group shots as 3sums or orgies to liven things up.
I dig pregnant chicks. Between to huge tits, raging hormones/horniness, Bizarro Weeble Wobble affect (push em over and they can't get up) and the fact that they are immune to getting knocked up again, the sex is great. I don't think Simpleton is gonna lean out afterwards, so this is probably the swan song for her giving me a stiffy.
I'd rather do Roller Girl than Knightly, she seems to be more fun. I wouldn't risk having to listen to McCartney speak, no matter how good she looks.
Asslee does nothing for me. She was unique cute w/ her old nose. New 1 + lip synch = no wood. Same w/ JLo and her sloppy ass.
I realize that as a woman (and a mom at that!) I shouldn't be, but I'm Lmao @ "Weeble wobble effect - push em over and they can't get up"!
DeleteKelly said...
ReplyDeleteSomeone please stop JLO. Does she not realize she is talentless....?
I second this.
I don't understand what's hot about Bradley Cooper.
ReplyDeleteBased on JLo's outfit, I'm guessing what her "talent" was on Britain's Got Talent.
ReplyDeleteYou know I can't do slimey (BC and GB).
ReplyDeleteHeather G. has always had big boobies but since she lost some weight doing movies, she also lost some boobies.
Jessica is Preggo? I forgot about that lol
ReplyDeleteWhat the eff kind of swimsuit trunks are Ed Helms and Zach G wearing?!
ReplyDeleteI had to blow up the picture of Julianne Hough to confirm it was her - terrible picture of a normally stunning girl!
And I agree - Jessica's judgment must be clouded because there's no way in hell I would let Ashlee anywhere near my child.
overalls are never a good idea over the age of ten. Gawd, J Lo's outfit brings new meaning to the word try hard. put it away lady. The Ed Helms and Zach G picture is MAKING MY LIFE, I love their strolling and their swim short things.
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