Michael Douglas looks a little out of it in London. Probably enjoying his last few days of solo fun before flying back to Catherine Zeta Jones.
Friday, May 24, 2013
Random Photos Part One
Four parts today.
Michael Douglas looks a little out of it in London. Probably enjoying his last few days of solo fun before flying back to Catherine Zeta Jones.
Long time no see in the photos for Melissa Gorga who looks pretty good here.
Also looking good, is Michelle Rodriguez who got an award because she is in a new movie.
Ryan Phillippe out shopping with his girlfriend.
Tom Hanks shows off his new caricature at Sardi's.
Alison Williams hides out while filming Girls.
Will Ferrell wrapping up filming of Anchorman 2.
Zendaya makes the press rounds. I'm guessing she is going to be a very busy actress in the next year.
Michael Douglas looks a little out of it in London. Probably enjoying his last few days of solo fun before flying back to Catherine Zeta Jones.
Who is Zendaya? She's very pretty, but the name isn't ringing any bells...
ReplyDeleteZenDAYah is a Nick chick. I think she has a great look and agree that she's one to watch in H-wood. She just needs to stay clear of those pervy producers out there until she's legal.
DeleteShe's from the Disney show Shake It Up and was a finalist this week on Dancing With The Stars. Seems to be a very grounded young lady with a strong family support system.
DeleteMichelle Rodriguez looks amazing! I love it when they rock the red.
ReplyDeleteTom Hanks is my boo forever.
Zendaya is very pretty and very talented but I get so annoyed when she talks and uses the word "you know" after every other word.
ReplyDeleteMelissa Gorga's titty balls look lopsided.
ReplyDeleteMichelle Rodriguez has been looking great lately.
Mmmmm Sardi's. I miss that place.
I like Will Ferrell's kicky hat.
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ReplyDelete@Robin, she's on a Nickelodeon show that my 9 year old watches ("Shake it Up") and she just finished second on "Dancing With The Stars"
ReplyDeleteZendaja is a Disney star and I have to watch her show everytime the little ones stay over. She's okay, but a little annoying in a Miley kind of way.
ReplyDelete@califblondy. She's better than the redhead. I cringe and hide out in my bedroom every time the kids stumble across that show.
DeleteMichelle r could not look more uncomfortable in her girly clothes.
ReplyDeleteExactly!
DeleteMichael has had quite a life, n'est pas?
ReplyDeleteM Rod looks very lovely. She's been so well styled lately. Zendaya is darling. Phillippe for the douche blind confirmation. Poor Michael Douglas, his Son's a druggie douche and his wife's a bi polar coke head. Makes me wonder if he ever hooked up CZJ with any drugs.
ReplyDeleteJesus how old is Ryan's girlfriend? 14?????
ReplyDeleteMichelle, Sweetie, you ain't fooling anyone in that girlie-ass getup. Please!
Looking for a minivan, Ryan?
ReplyDeleteI have never watched GIRLS. Allison Williams is very pretty. Lena Durum or Dunam or whatever is frumpy and mean.
ReplyDeleteI think Zendaya is going to be one of the few to actually turn DWTS into something for herself. I hate that Shake It Up show and was thankful when my now 11 year old got tired of it. But he still likes Zendaya.
ReplyDeleteRyan sure has a type, not sure which his girlfriend looks like more, Reese - at 12y - or their daughter Ava. Reminds me of the child-bride-to-be of Chad Michael Murray (did they ever marry?)
ReplyDeleteThe things I would let Ryan do to me...douche or not (him not me) . Hell, Chad Michael Murray can take round two!
DeleteSnootches, you seem like a very hot chick and deserve way better than that slimy wet douchenozzle.
DeleteThe sketch of Tom Hanks looks more like the guy from SNL & Blues Brothers who sells skull vodka now.
I wish there WERE some hot guys out there to suggest to you. I seem to recall some gorgeous men from the 70s, 80s, and 90s (yes I am that old) but the last 20 years have offered very slim pickins indeed for my fantasy life.
Fortunately for me, I have had real life deliver in spades so I have nothing whatsoever to complain about :)
Let's put our heads together to find you a REAL hot salami, Snootches. YOU DESERVE THE BEST.
I watched exactly one episode on this season of DWTS, and was absolutely appalled to hear this little girl speak about her close friendship with Kobe Bryant, of all people! Ugh, and her parents approve!
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ReplyDeletePhillipe's Girlfriend
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Zendaya has lost a lot of weight and really toned up (a DWTS side effect) while she looks good, its just weird...she was thicker before ain a healthy because you're just a teen way....
ReplyDeleteThe Tony's taking ME to Sardi's!
ReplyDeleteMaybe I'll watch the sunrise at Liza's.
Froggygurl - without having seen the show you sure have summed up Girls wonderfully.
ReplyDeleteMichelle R. always looks fab!
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ReplyDelete1) Ryan Phillippe should not be allowed to be that smoking hot STILL (given his persistent notorious douchebagness).
ReplyDelete2) His girlfriend is only 21 YEARS OLD! And they've been dating off and on since 2011 (so he's been hitting that since she was in her teens). He's in his LATE 30s! Ewww.
Notice how people aka media, dont give a fuck. And he's 21 years her senior. This is why shit is so misogynistic in Western societies. Puuurfect example. Show me one case where a chick dates someone more than even a handfull of years younger than her, when the media and everyone doesnt freak out.
anyway, feminist tangent over.
I will say I dont know who tiny ass little Zendaya is, BUT I am loving her giant hair bun. I just learned how to make the sock bun the other day- and i'm weirdly obsessed with noticing hair buns lately- and her's is awesome.
Zendaya is going to have the career Selena Gomez wishes she had. Zendaya has that same spark and beauty, but without the tabloid stains
ReplyDeleteYet...
DeleteSomeone above stated that CZJ is a bi-polar coke head. Is the coke part a known thing that I missed somewhere? I didn't think that she was a popular choice for coke mom.
ReplyDeleteThe reason I'm asking is that I'm bi-polar. Several times this week people with whom I've been conversing have thrown out the bipolar label as an insult and character defect. This morning someone told me about a former co-worker who was so horrible precisely because she was bipolar. That kind of thinking so absurd and highly irritating!!!!
Bipolar disorder is an illness. Nothing more. Nothing less. I can't wait until I'm more established in my field so that I may speak openly about the subject.
****Steps off soap box****
Thank YOU! As a long-time sufferer of chronic depression and anxiety, and knowing how hard it is for people who have never experienced either mental illness nor severe pain to relate in any way to what we go through on a daily, hourly, minutely basis just to keep going, I salute you in your desire to give perspective.
DeleteI just heard about a mood disorders organization in British Columbia that has a speakers bureau. I am going to join that. It is really really important to share our stories.
Magazine articles and TV shows tend to perpetuate myths and do not provide the well rounded up-close-and-personal human connection that makes such a difference. I still hear people talk about gluten sensitivity as a fad. When I tell them how much $$ I spent on doctors and show them my before & after faces, it makes a major dent in their awareness. Shock, actually. And I honestly belueve thst the depression & anxiety were partially caused by the gluten sensitivity, in my case. Lack of nutrition can cause mood disorders, and even schitzophrenia can be alleviated by proper applicqtion of Omega 3s (clinical trial in Great Britain-duplicated successfully elsewhere). Once I figured out what was harming me my health has improved dramatically and I am taking 2-3 pain pills per WEEK rather than per DAY. And the pain pill is now an OTC rather than a heavy duty pain pill like Darvocet or Percocet. No more mood meds either. For three years.
This is unprecedented since I was 16, and oh by the way I moved three times in the last year, including emigrating to Canada where I know nothing about the health care system and know almost no one.
I talk about my situation very openly now. It overwhelms some, including my family, but at last, after decades of judgment & dismissal & accusations of hypochondria, people are beginning to get how sick & in pain I have been for 30+ years. Sad. Now that I am getting well they sympathize. When it was at its worst, ummm no.
@Wendy & @SophiaB,
DeleteHUGE round of applause for you both! Bi-polar is very real and is not a character defect. I have a dear friend who is bi-polar and when she's off her meds, she's not my dear friend, she's someone else completely. I love her no matter what, though, and I *hate* it when people make jokes about bi-polar and depression issues. I will straight up confront people who pull that crap.
@Jasmine: Grab a burka and start heading east.
ReplyDeleteRyan has a big hose so that gorgeous wench of his is getting her cunt completely filled with throbbing man meat. Sardi's is a vomitorium. I want to fill Allison Williams' orifices with splooge.
ReplyDeleteA few more years Ryan will be dating one of Ava's friends who will look just like her and we will know the 'blind' item about a creepy Dad before it's even printed.
ReplyDeleteI hope Allison Williams blows up big time and leaves Girls high and dry. I tried to think of a word(s) that describes Lena Dunham to me.
A wet fart.
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ReplyDeleteDear ENT:
ReplyDeleteYou vulgar little maggot.
You are a canker. A sore that won't go away. I would rather kiss a slug than be seen with you. You're a putrescent mass, a walking vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big suck on a sour lemon.
You are a bleating foal, a curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly with the effluvia and offal accompanying your alleged birth into this world. An insensate, blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by the puke-drooling, giggling beast who sired you and then killed himself in recognition of what he had done. Your daddy was a bastard, your mamma was a whore, and you wouldn't be here if the rubber hadn't tore. I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformity. I barf at the very thought of you.
You are unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and lost in a land that reality forgot.
And what meaning do you expect your delusionally self-important statements of unknowing, inexperienced opinion to have with us? What fantasy do you hold that you would believe that your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the snake?
You are a waste of flesh. You have no rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are the moral equivalent of a leech. You are a living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour and senile. You are a disease, you puerile, one-handed, slack-jawed, drooling, meatslapper. On a good day you're a half-wit. You remind me of drool.
You are deficient in all that lends character. You have the personality of a used condom. You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and benighted. You are the source of all unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow wherever you go. You smarmy lagerlout git. You bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You grotty wanking oik artless base-court apple-john. You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed flirt-gill.
You are a fiend and a coward, and you have toe jam. You are degenerate, noxious and depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish you would go away forever.
I cannot believe how incredibly stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid. Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid, so stupid it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole different dimension of stupid. You are trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed on itself so far that even the neutrons have collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Nothing in our universe can really be this stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we know. I'm sorry. I can't go on. This is an epiphany of stupid for me.
"Poofter?"
DeleteNurse Ratchet-Med check needed on psycho ward 4.
ReplyDeleteMichael Douglas looks lie my grandma in that pic.
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