Four parts today.
Lena Dunham likes to swish ice cream around her mouth before swallowing.
And Miranda Kerr is back to modeling. She seems to be everywhere lately. That whole cheating on Orlando Bloom rumor mill really put her back in the spotlight.
Penelope Cruz must be getting close to her due date.
Prince Harry gets some love from Karolina Kurkova before getting
down to discussing it with Nacho Figueras.
Yeah, make sure you show the juices and not the wine today Reese & Jim.
The first still from Shia LaBeouf's sex movie. It is a little freaky.
Vin Diesel sweats it out in Manila.
Zoe Saldana and Kate Beckinsale at the 432nd Star Trek premiere.
Cannot stand that Dunhan chic.... Her show is also ridiculous.... Guess it fits her.
ReplyDeleteMe either. She is white trash with money personified. Just ew, just no.
DeleteAgreed. Rich artsy brat with money. Hated that stupid Tiny Furniture business, thought I would give Girls a try even not being target demo, hated it, 23 yr old daughter who is target demo hated it more. Dont understand who it's for, navel gazing whiners?
DeleteDump: Vin Diesel
ReplyDeleteFuck: Prince Hot Ginge
Marry: Prince Hot Ginge (he's in the photos twice; it counts)
And I would not swim in the lady pond with any of these tricks
PUT YOUR LABIA AWAY, AMANDA KERR.
ReplyDeleteIsn't the better comment about Meranda Kerr, not that the rumors got her back into modeling but who she was doing that got her back into modeling.
ReplyDeleteKILL: Prince Harold
ReplyDeleteFUCK: Nacho Figueras (who the fuck names their kid Nacho?)
MARRY: Lena Dumhan
The founder of Taco Bell?
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ReplyDeleteFilipino fans had been quite pleased with Vin Diesel. Very nice to the fans, and no diva attitude.
ReplyDeleteLena Dunham is gross.
ReplyDeleteI like Vin Diesel. I can't wait for the new Fast & Furious movie.
Reese has that "I just had a liquid lunch" look on her face. I had the same look yesterday.
I would kill for Miranda Kerr's legs.
@kimberly joyce
ReplyDeleteFyi,
Nacho is a nickname. It's very common in South American countries. Usually, it's short for Ignacio.
@ Kimberly "Nacho" is short name for "Ignacio" (Ignatius), name of the Jesuits founder Ignacio de Loyola. Not a really common name in Spain, but not unusual.
ReplyDeletePenélope Cruz is still two months from giving birth, according to what has been said this morning on TV in Spain.
Ummmm that doesn't make any sense. You don't pronounce Ignacio, Ignacho. Plus remember when Paris Hilton was engaged to that guy named Nachos. He was GREEK.
ReplyDeleteI agree! Doesn't make sense at all
Delete@Kimberly Joyce: that response was ignorant. Your lack of any education is showing.
DeleteCheck the correct pronunciation. It makes perfect sense. Nothing wrong with being argumentative but check your facts first, k? Less embarrassing for you and annoying to others.
Delete+1 samiq and jaxxxy. Just because your tiny brain can't understand other cultures doesn't mean they're the ones who don't make sense
DeleteWell Paco is a nickname for Francisco. Peggy is a nickname for Margaret. Jack is a nickname for John. Nacho for Ignacio makes more sense than any of those.
DeleteDICK is a nickname for Richard. HUH?
DeleteI've grown to love Penelope, she's not a fame whore, keeps her personal life private, and just looks like any pregnant woman there, dressed down, no make up.
ReplyDeleteThe androgynous Zoe Saldana! I can't even tell if she's a boy or a girl or what!!
ReplyDeleteLol
DeleteMiranda has legs for days. Man.
ReplyDeleteHa! Zoe's dress seems styled after Uhura's uniform in the original series where everyone was a total evil badass!
ReplyDeletelol Sugar--Androgyny is HER LIFE....I read that one just today.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you mean Nacho as a nickname for Ignacio doesn't make sense? Maggie is a nickname for Margaret. Dick is a nickname for Richard. I mean, that's just off the top of my head. Of course Nacho makes as much sense.
ReplyDeleteBunny for Beatrice, Peggy for Margaret...
DeleteVin Diesel has one of the sexiest voices ever. I need him to come over every night and read me a bedtime story. *drools*
ReplyDeleteUmmm, Kimberly Joyce, Paris was with Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos not Nachos.
ReplyDeleteMiranda is stunning, can take a great pic and is incredibly well shaped, just a teeny bit of fat in the right places, haven't checked out her rack, and don't care enough to look but she's got hips in the pic and some sort of ass supposedly. Which is exactly where the cheating on her husband is all going to bite her! Ride the wave while you can girl. She just looks so peppy, happy, and innocent, perhaps she'll have an acting career? That sweet happy light in her eyes about being FAMOUS isn't going to stay for long, it never does once the wolves get a hold of 'em.
ReplyDeleteKerr
ReplyDeleteKurkova
Beckinsale.
I am glad they put Dunham first, so there was time for erection recovery. If she was last, it would have really put a damper on my afternoon plans.
Also, nachos were a Tex-Mex creation of a man named Ignacio, nicknamed Nacho. The nickname has been around a lot longer than the dish that bears his name.
ReplyDeleteread me a bedtime story inside my vagina..his voice is yummy
ReplyDeletePenelope looks great
Lena is soggy bread..blah
It's funny , I'm not a Lena Dunham fan, but I have her show a chance and it grew on me.
ReplyDeleteShe's definitely a selfish, bratty sort of bitch. She seems to be upfront about it, though, and oddly sexually confident despite her lack of attractive qualities.
Girls isn't really a show you watch thinking you want to be part of the group, like Friends or HIMYM.
Lena Dunham is insufferable. And fug.
ReplyDeleteSo is Reese Witherspoon.
ReplyDeleteAnna, Miranda Kerr would be the WORST actress. Lets remove that idea from the universe.
ReplyDeleteI don't get the androgynous comments about Zoe, what did I miss?
Maybe, like on I Dream of Jeanie and Bewitched, Reese is only evil when she's a brunette. (I'm a brunette, so I know what evil is)
ReplyDeleteKerr needs to put her side twat away. This is what comes from being around Goop, I guess.
Umm, get off of Joyce's dick. I think Nacho is a lame nickname as well. Self righteous Thursday!
ReplyDeleteFuck:Kerr
Marry:Cruz
Kill:Lena Dump
If anyone reads The Bloggess, Lena Dunham looks just like Jenny Lawson in that picture.
ReplyDelete@Hollyweird: Yes. How could you NOT know that?
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