Monday, May 13, 2013

Random Photos Part One

Four parts today.

Anna Paquin juggles three things at once all while attending a Mother's Day party.
Peaches Geldof showed off her new baby, but decided not to discuss her sex cult.
Reese Witherspoon goes back to blonde and spends some time at her son's football game.
Sean Bean is back with wife #4.
Saying she is single, Selena Gomez shows off her new bikini in Miami.
Tori Spelling manages to keep all her children except for Dean within a five feet radius at all times.
Taylor Swift goes all Celine Dion on the crowd in Washington D.C. over the weekend.
I don't think that photo that woman way in the back is going to turn out of Victoria Beckham. She will show it to everyone though.
Spiderman is freakishly strong.



43 comments:

  1. Selena Gomez is #2 on Maxim Hot 100 list... she looks like a 12-year-old. Gross.

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    1. Agreed 100%. When did "hot" have such warped definition change?

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  2. I have such a crush on Sean Bean even though he's a dirtbag. Sigh.

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  3. What the hay are Sean Bean and wife #4 doing back together? Those two are the definition of a toxic couple. This is not going to go well. Oh Sean. Oh wife #4 whose name I can't remember...what are you crazy kids doing?????????

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  4. CJ, me too...exactly thought when I saw that picture...'damn he's hot, too bad he's an ass'

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    1. *reluctantly holding hand up* Me too.

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  5. Hello Sean Bean. I'm in the middle of reading the Richard Sharpe series, so I see him (in my mind) every day.

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  6. Anonymous12:23 PM

    I'm usually not a fan of the leotard and nothing else look, but I like Taylor's outfit. The lace sleeves and slightly longer legs make it seem more polished that the usual sequined swimwear most celebs sport.

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  7. Sean Bean looks sauced and his wife looks put-upon.

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  8. Tori's daughter looks sad

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  9. Anonymous12:31 PM

    Bean's wife DOES look put upon. I remember that look well. Peaches has a sex cult? Do tell. How does that work exactly? Is it like an orgy with a church service?

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  10. Selena Gomez is a gorgeous young lady. Unfortunately, she has one flaw. His name is Justin Boob-head.

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  11. MMMMMMM. Gomez, Gomez, Gomez. :) Seriously though

    Gomez
    Sookie
    Geldoff. I was on the fence with this, then I read sex cult in the blurb and that sealed her spot at #3

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  12. I recently saw a picture taken just before this staged shot of Tori with her kids- she's being handed her babies by (nannies/assistants?)We can see how thrilled her older kids look. Don't know why the fraudulence of this picture annoys the crap out of me. As a mom of 4 myself- maybe I just take offense- look how polished me and my kids are- no lady u have people that handle your kids for u until it's time for another photo op. I know this is nothing new

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  13. "Who is Sean Bean?" Oh, the humanity!!!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharpe_%28TV_series%29

    Sorry but I can't make it clicky. Too old and slow-both my PC and me!

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  14. Thanks, @Turkish, I just don't recognize him! My son loves the Percy Jackson books, though! Maybe we'll have to watch the movies?!

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  15. @Silly Girl, stick with the books. The whole family couldn't read the series fast enough. I could tell from the movie previews that they changed a lot from the stories and won't watch it. My daughter made the mistake of getting it from the library and was absolutely furious and stopped watching part way through.

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    1. @Patty. I felt the same way about the third Harry Potter movie. We had free sneak preview tix to see it in San Francisco, we went in excited, came out ticked.

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  16. I find it harder and harder to take the pics of Swifty seriously. Betch, you are no Diana Ross.

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  17. Thanks, @Patty. We're having that issue with the Harry Potter books. When there is something different in the movie, it just freaks him out!

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  18. Taylor looks like a cut rate Beyonce. And that half shot of her dancer on the floor has me cracking for some reason!

    Poor Sean Bean. Hopefully he can stay sober enough to live through his next movie.

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  19. Selena Gomez DOES look 12, then again, the readers of Maxim are around 12 too, no?

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  20. @eris hilton: Pretty much nowadays, I think.

    When it first came out it was fun to read. Then the advertising bubble seemed to burst and it was 1/2 the size and 1/4 the quality. I used to have a subscription and now I haven't even flipped through one in a Barnes and Noble in 6-7 years.

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  21. With all those words, I focused in on two. Sex & cult. You have my attention.

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  22. That arrest was the best thing that happened to Reese

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    1. You think? I think it did wonders for her ex. Now he isn't the douchest one in the family circle. ;)

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    2. @Land. lol I always liked ryan.

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  23. Dasha, did you see TISDALE was in the TOP TEN? Maxim's readers are ridiculous.

    Spiderman may be skinny, but skinny guys can be strong. My Karate Instructor is built super lanky, but damn......he send people flying when they hold bags for him to punch or kick!

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  24. Selena used to have more curves. :(

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  25. Anna...you just paid crazy amounts of money for that horrible crotch dangler you have your child in.
    Talk to Giselle. She'll hook you up with an Ergo at the very least.
    It makes me sad to see babies in those horrible contraptions when there are so many better ways for you and baby to babywear!

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  26. What's that Peaches/sex cult comment about?

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  27. Lol! It looks like Sookie is trying to decide, "should I give the kid milk, or beer?"

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  28. Taylor has finally caught on...take some clothes off so no one notices the weak live singing, or taped performances.

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  29. @audrey: What weak live singing or taped performance? Taylor's excellent on tour. Saw her live three times, four in December. Can't say the same with the performances at award shows though.

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  30. And now for the googling for peaches..sex cult

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  32. Check out "Ordo Templi Orientis" or "Thelema" on Wikipedia for an explanation of the "sex cult."

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