Friday, May 24, 2013
Random Photos Part Four
Morgan Freeman falls asleep during a live television interview.
Breckin Meyer hangs out with his dog.
David Beckham gets started with his new career. Looking good while meeting people who want to buy his stuff.
Eva Longoria does what every new graduated student does. Goes on a Beverly Hills shopping spree.
Gisele Bundchen hugs it out with her sister.
Heather Graham still in London and still looking good.
Ireland Baldwin hangs out at the mall.
Cee Lo Green, Jessica Alba, Steven Tyler and Eric Benet all in Singapore. Random.
No, Michael Caine just bored him to death.
ReplyDeleteI love how the schlubby guy to the left in the Beckham pic looks like the perfect mix of awe, jealousy, self-loathing and despair.
ReplyDeleteBreckin Meyer will always be Travis from Clueless to me. That character was so funny.
ReplyDeleteWhy are we trying to make Ireland Baldwin happen? On that note, I'm going to name my future child Greece.
I think it would be fun to hang with Alba, Tyler, Benet and Cee Lo.
Heather Graham's face looks off.
what sort of fuckery is going on in this post? http://www.crazydaysandnights.net/2013/05/were-millers-aka-jennifer-aniston-pole.html
ReplyDelete@rock me sexy Jesus, I'm now cracking up just thinking about Hamlet 2
DeleteCan you imagine how tough it is to be Gisele's sister who is a foot shorter than her? I wonder how many times people have commented to her about her height versus her sister's. She is really pretty though.
ReplyDeleteLOL at Morgan Freeman makes me think "and on the seventh interview, he saw that it was good. " dude has a god complex in the worst way
ReplyDeleteGiselle's sister is prettier than her, in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteWhat's with American calling their kids as geographical places (Ireland, Dakota, Montana...)?
Falling asleep while Sir Michael Caine is speaking is probably a sin in most religions.
Michael Caine, my old man celebrity crush.
ReplyDeleteWhat is morgan, 80 or more? Let that golden oldie flag fly!
ReplyDeleteLove the woman checking out David's ass.
ReplyDeleteI had to go back and look at the picture again once I read your comment. She's out right checking him out! I love that - I'd be doing the exact same thing if I were there!
DeleteI must confess, so would I. I mean, it would a crime not to, right?
DeleteIt makes me feel better that Jessica Alba is as pale as I am, haha.
ReplyDeleteGisele's sister is wearing flats, whereas Gisele is wearing high heels. I doubt they are more than a couple of inches different in height.
ReplyDeleteCeeLo - we'll be talking about him as a one-hit wonder in a few years.
Are you sure Gisele's sister is wearing flats? Those are awfully pointy toes for flats and her pants are covering the bottom of the shoe, so you can't see the heel.
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If this was November, Ireland would slot in at #2.
I would not only check out the Beckham bum, there might be a small incident of crashing into the fellow because I wasn't watching where I was going while trying to get the iphone camera app to start.
ReplyDeleteOn the Ireland Baldwin pic - can you imagine being at Target at 6AM, hungover and looking for Gatorade, when some random celeb happens to also be there and your pic is suddenly the background of a million gossip sites and mags? YIKES.
My sister is about 5" taller than I am, but you can only tell if we're standing next to each other (then it's rather obvious). Gisele's heels are pretty high, I could see what Seachica is saying - a 3" height difference becomes a 6" height difference and suddenly sis is a Hobbit.
I used to love Morgan Freeman until that dating his step-granddaughter thing. Ew.
Boxes, it would be a privilege to watch that maneuver. I would love it!
DeleteI always feel happy to see Eric Benet and know that he freed himself from crazy Berry. I love his singing too.
ReplyDeleteIreland wouldn't be a model without her famous parents
I just can't find the pretty on Ireland. She is quite ordinary looking. And while I am not a fatshamer (being quite obese myself due to health issues) I just don't know how she will get anything but plus size and fatalog work (typo and it stays!).
DeleteShe seems sweet and possibly even a bit smart but she is totally lacking in elegance, style, or the 'It' factor.
She is an incredibly fortunate young woman who at least knows and understands this, and (thank the Goddess) is at least not spoiled, arrogant or entitled. If we must be exposed to her career trajectory we will at least not feel nauseated like some-too many-other young Hollywood denizens...
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ReplyDeleteActually Morgan Freeman said he wasn't sleeping -- he was testing Google Eyelids.
ReplyDeleteClever man, God is.
Google Eyelids! Priceless. Thx 4 the giggle Cindy ;+)
DeleteWow, Giselle's sister is so pretty! Maybe that's why her mum said she's not pretty because her sister got the good face.
ReplyDeleteThat photo of Breckin Meyer and his dog is just adorable.
ReplyDeleteSteven Tyler looks like he should be in a Boniva ad.
ReplyDeleteDid you notice his come nail?!
DeleteI agree about Ireland Baldwin--people keep trying to make her happen and that she would not be a model without famous parents.
ReplyDeleteIn spite of being 6'2", clothes don't seem to drape well on her. Also, although I keep reading that she looks just like her mom, she actually looks more like a Baldwin. Now that's not a bad thing as they are a very good looking family but Ireland does not have the exquisite beauty/bone structure of her mother.
Morgan Freeman told People, "I'm a beta tester for Google Eyelids. I was merely updating my Facebook page." Heh.
ReplyDeleteIreland still has that gangly kid thing going on. Send her to college, for Pete's sake. Let her be a late-teen screw-up out of the limelight.
Kim Basinger's face was created by plastic surgery, morons.
ReplyDeleteIt's all about splooge. Freeman needs to shoot some splooge. Brendan whatzhusname wants someone to shoot splooge up his ass. Beckham shoots splooge up men's assholes. Eva doesn't get any splooge at all. Heather eats splooge for breakfast. Baldwin wants to cause men to shoot splooge. Tyler wants to shoot a load of splooge inside Alba.
ReplyDeleteSPLOOGE. NATION.
ESKIMO. POWER.
That is all.
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ReplyDeleteI think Ireland Baldwin is gorgeous; she is a credible model; and you shit for brains morons should leave her the fuck alone. The overwhelming majority of you are fat assed women growing new asses on your front side and trash Ireland Baldwin because you are jealous of her.
ReplyDeleteIt's funny, but growing up, I bet Gisele's sister was considered to be "the pretty one." ;)
ReplyDeleteI also think that Ireland Baldwin looks just like her Dad, with some of her Mother's coloring. A pretty girl, a tall girl, a seemingly intelligent, decent girl, but def takes after Dad in the looks department, and he's not a bad looking guy. Neat name though, Ireland.
ReplyDeleteSteven Tyler probably probably thinks he looks quite a lot like Jessica Alba. I also dont't see the Ireland appeal, looks like any typical girl at the mall.
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ReplyDelete@Massive: I seen some of the betches posting in here. You'd splooge in yer Iron Man Underoos if they winked at ya.
ReplyDeleteP.S. 2 troll demerits for posting under the wrong account there Publicus.
I have nothing but respect, hard wood, and splooge loads for the women who post here.
DeleteI am not Publicus. Publicus is not me. Publics was Alexander Hamilton's non du plume on the Federalist Papers, BTW.