Carrie Underwood sucks in her gut for Marie Claire. Well, it looks like that is what she is doing.
Halle Berry wants to make sure people notice she is pregnant.
Hayden P's boyfriend is no dummy. Lets her go through the waves first.
Apparently Hayden had enough after that.
A possibly, maybe pregnant, Jessica Alba takes a photo of her 100 employees.
Julie Bowen wandering the streets of NYC.
Also wandering the streets were Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel.
Alica Keys does the Macarena.
It's a Hanson brother.
Halle could also have guess.
ReplyDeleteIt's like the DM around here. Walking around with your pregnant belly is FLAUNTING! Instead of heartburn at the bus stop.
*GAS, but I guess a guess would work.
ReplyDeleteUnderwood is PAAAAAALLLEEEEE, girl get some bronzer or a tan,lol.
ReplyDeleteHalle trying to garner some interest in inevitable baby pics?
She didnt sell pics if nahla, and said she wld never sell pics of her children. So i dont think so
DeleteTouch up alert on the Carrie underwood photo.
ReplyDeleteJessica Biel is looking so much better since the wedding.
Biel LOVES that fame! Look at her beam at paps!
ReplyDeleteAlicia Keys (like me) always seems to have awkward hair. Bless her heart. This is a bit June cleaver for her, imo. Heigl-rific.
That Hanson reminds me of Patrick Swayze (sp) there
ReplyDeleteI thought it was the Hoff!
DeleteI did too!!! Im glad you see it too, I thought i was going blind.
DeleteI loooove Halle's shirt.
ReplyDeleteAll her clothes rock.
DeleteYes, I agree - I want her whole closet!!
DeleteThe days of high-paying baby pics is past, I think.
ReplyDeleteWTF happened to Julie Bowen? Give that broad a deep-fried bacon and cheese sandwich and a lard IV, stat.
ReplyDeleteHey now, MontanaMarriot. Some of us love our pale skin and feel no need to pretend we're anything but nearly translucent. I say love who you are - don't fight it!
ReplyDeleteJess actually looks much better here. I'm so used to seeing her dress like an old fart that this look is actually refreshing.
ReplyDeleteI don't have my glasses on, and I thought the Hanson brother was David Hasslehof.
ReplyDeletejoin the club!
DeleteI saw the Honest products being sold at Fairway yesterday, in the all natural/health section took a browse. I have no young children. i wonder if its actually making money for her, she isnt acting
ReplyDeleteeven though i suspect shes a loonboon, i love halles style, it fits her
After one year of IVF of course Halle wants us to notice her "Miracle"
ReplyDeleteHayden- Tiny betches RAWK!
ReplyDeleteBiel- Can't say no ta dat azzzzzzz
Alba- Love to find out if she is as unsexual as she looks or if she is a closet freak.
@count, I'm surprised no comment from you about how...white and...splashy that water looks hitting Hayden in the face. I can't be the only one whose mind went there. Especially with the size difference between her and her boyfriend, I'd imagine it looking rather like that
DeleteAt least Justin gets dressed up to go out. I can't stand it when the women are dressed and the men look like shit.
ReplyDeleteDid Carrie have some work done on her face?
ReplyDeleteCan't stand Berry...Wonder how long before she also takes Oliver to court LOL...
Julie B. looks weird...
Can't stand Justin and his stupid nerdy glasses...
Alicia aka Homewrecker...
Almost all of these people are insufferable.
ReplyDeleteI was waiting for someone to point this out. Buncha bland betches.
DeleteHoly airbrush, Underwood!
ReplyDeleteJessica Biel actually looks good.
I just signed up for Jessica Alba's Honest Company subscription yesterday. I've heard so many good things about her products so, I thought I'd try it out.
ReplyDeleteOh, it's mean to put that photo of Underwood up after seeing Coco Rocha rock the same pose yesterday.
ReplyDeleteOK. I can't stand Justin's keratin-straightened hair. I just can't take a guy seriously who spends more time in a salon than I do.
ReplyDeleteYup about being pale. Stay out of the sun, the wrinkles stay out of your skin. Hell, I'm so pale, the white, opaque sunscreen I use is darker than me!
ReplyDeletehe looks like a younger(?), slightly bigger head smaller body David Hasselhoff
ReplyDeleteThe last thing people need to do is fake their skin color. Why can't pale be beautiful? Taking care of your skin is NOT a bad thing. Not everyone wants to look different and some who do can't. Skin cancer, photosensitivity, burns, anyone?
ReplyDeleteHonest products are great. We are a green household, so we are constantly on the lookout for quality natural products. And their Pinterest boards are always cute.
Still hate Biel.
That's a bad, bad bra on Alica Keys. Like a mammogram under her dress.
ReplyDeleteKILL: Hansen brother
ReplyDeleteFUCK: Hansen brother
MARRY: Hansen brother
I hope not in that order
DeleteTimes I wish there was a like button. Kudos to you Charlotte, kudos to you.
DeleteCharlotte that was pure gold!
DeleteJustin looks like he hasnt' had sex for six months. And Biel looks like she's, as happy as Alicia Keys!
ReplyDeleteCarrie Underwood looks like Dooce, aka Heather Armstrong. I don't know which woman or graphic designer should be insulted.
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