Wednesday, May 15, 2013

Random Photos Part Four

Carrie Underwood sucks in her gut for Marie Claire. Well, it looks like that is what she is doing.

Halle Berry wants to make sure people notice she is pregnant.
Hayden P's boyfriend is no dummy. Lets her go through the waves first.
Apparently Hayden had enough after that.
A possibly, maybe pregnant, Jessica Alba takes a photo of her 100 employees.
Julie Bowen wandering the streets of NYC.
Also wandering the streets were Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel.
Alica Keys does the Macarena.
It's a Hanson brother.

40 comments:

  1. Halle could also have guess.

    It's like the DM around here. Walking around with your pregnant belly is FLAUNTING! Instead of heartburn at the bus stop.

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  2. *GAS, but I guess a guess would work.

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  3. Underwood is PAAAAAALLLEEEEE, girl get some bronzer or a tan,lol.

    Halle trying to garner some interest in inevitable baby pics?

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    1. She didnt sell pics if nahla, and said she wld never sell pics of her children. So i dont think so

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  4. Touch up alert on the Carrie underwood photo.

    Jessica Biel is looking so much better since the wedding.

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  5. Biel LOVES that fame! Look at her beam at paps!

    Alicia Keys (like me) always seems to have awkward hair. Bless her heart. This is a bit June cleaver for her, imo. Heigl-rific.

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  6. That Hanson reminds me of Patrick Swayze (sp) there

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    1. I thought it was the Hoff!

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    2. Anonymous6:53 PM

      I did too!!! Im glad you see it too, I thought i was going blind.

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  7. Anonymous12:47 PM

    I loooove Halle's shirt.

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    1. All her clothes rock.

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    2. Yes, I agree - I want her whole closet!!

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  8. The days of high-paying baby pics is past, I think.

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  9. WTF happened to Julie Bowen? Give that broad a deep-fried bacon and cheese sandwich and a lard IV, stat.

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  10. Hey now, MontanaMarriot. Some of us love our pale skin and feel no need to pretend we're anything but nearly translucent. I say love who you are - don't fight it!

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  11. Jess actually looks much better here. I'm so used to seeing her dress like an old fart that this look is actually refreshing.

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  12. Anonymous1:08 PM

    I don't have my glasses on, and I thought the Hanson brother was David Hasslehof.

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  13. Anonymous1:11 PM

    I saw the Honest products being sold at Fairway yesterday, in the all natural/health section took a browse. I have no young children. i wonder if its actually making money for her, she isnt acting

    even though i suspect shes a loonboon, i love halles style, it fits her

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  14. After one year of IVF of course Halle wants us to notice her "Miracle"

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  15. Hayden- Tiny betches RAWK!

    Biel- Can't say no ta dat azzzzzzz

    Alba- Love to find out if she is as unsexual as she looks or if she is a closet freak.

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    1. @count, I'm surprised no comment from you about how...white and...splashy that water looks hitting Hayden in the face. I can't be the only one whose mind went there. Especially with the size difference between her and her boyfriend, I'd imagine it looking rather like that

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  16. At least Justin gets dressed up to go out. I can't stand it when the women are dressed and the men look like shit.

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  17. Did Carrie have some work done on her face?

    Can't stand Berry...Wonder how long before she also takes Oliver to court LOL...

    Julie B. looks weird...

    Can't stand Justin and his stupid nerdy glasses...

    Alicia aka Homewrecker...

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  18. Almost all of these people are insufferable.

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    1. I was waiting for someone to point this out. Buncha bland betches.

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  19. Holy airbrush, Underwood!


    Jessica Biel actually looks good.

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  20. I just signed up for Jessica Alba's Honest Company subscription yesterday. I've heard so many good things about her products so, I thought I'd try it out.

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  21. Oh, it's mean to put that photo of Underwood up after seeing Coco Rocha rock the same pose yesterday.

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  22. OK. I can't stand Justin's keratin-straightened hair. I just can't take a guy seriously who spends more time in a salon than I do.

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  23. Yup about being pale. Stay out of the sun, the wrinkles stay out of your skin. Hell, I'm so pale, the white, opaque sunscreen I use is darker than me!

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  24. he looks like a younger(?), slightly bigger head smaller body David Hasselhoff

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  25. The last thing people need to do is fake their skin color. Why can't pale be beautiful? Taking care of your skin is NOT a bad thing. Not everyone wants to look different and some who do can't. Skin cancer, photosensitivity, burns, anyone?

    Honest products are great. We are a green household, so we are constantly on the lookout for quality natural products. And their Pinterest boards are always cute.

    Still hate Biel.

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  26. That's a bad, bad bra on Alica Keys. Like a mammogram under her dress.

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  27. KILL: Hansen brother
    FUCK: Hansen brother
    MARRY: Hansen brother

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    1. I hope not in that order

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    2. Times I wish there was a like button. Kudos to you Charlotte, kudos to you.

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    3. Charlotte that was pure gold!

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  28. Anonymous7:20 AM

    Justin looks like he hasnt' had sex for six months. And Biel looks like she's, as happy as Alicia Keys!

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  29. Carrie Underwood looks like Dooce, aka Heather Armstrong. I don't know which woman or graphic designer should be insulted.

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