The new World Trade Center had its spire installed yesterday which will make it the tallest building in America.
Bruce Springsteen wandering Stockholm looking for members of ABBA.
Bruce Willis discovers the joys of being a father to a toddler at the age of 70. He is 70 right?
Charlize Theron picks up her son from school.
There is always money in the banana stand. This one is in London.
Drew Barrymore makes a new friend.
Dana Delaney and what looks like some type of ostrich feather skirt.
Drake and his mom hang out. Amanda Bynes would probably give up all her money to be in that position instead of his mom.
Elle Fanning and
Peter Dinklage on the set of their new movie.
I see Charlize brought out her adopted son for a photo op.
ReplyDeletei wonder if enty will address this fuckery somehow...like on his twitter. this doesn't seem like it's going to go away on it's own. altho it's been semi-entertaining, but don't think i want it everyday
ReplyDeleteHe just did about 10 mins ago. Nice call
DeleteAah!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh snap Michael cera is in that frozen banana photo. What happened to him and does anyone know what's his long standing beef with Jonah hill.
ReplyDelete@skimpy. They have beef? I never heard of that rumor. Spill girl
DeleteYeah spill! And I was going to point out that Alia Shawkat is looking amazing! Cera...meh.
DeleteDad!
ReplyDeleteDaddy help me!!
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ReplyDeleteAnna please get a clue you're embarrassing yourself.
DeleteAnna- if you read anything today besides your own comments, you would know that entyonamobile is NOT enty. Its a JOKE.
DeleteWell, other regular posters said the same thing before the Entyonamobil post. Libby & others said it in like the first post or two on the blog. So why all the hate to Anna?
DeleteI'm ashamed at how much I've been on this site today. It's a gd train wreck, and I can't look away, ha ha
ReplyDeleteYo tambien
DeleteThis has been this must fun I've had on this site in a long time. I love it when bat shit crazy things happen
DeletePreach.
DeleteLeave him alone!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat is a juggalo?
ReplyDeleteLet me think for a second
Oh, he gets butt-naked
And then he walks through the streets
Winking at the freaks
With a two-liter stuck in his butt-cheeks
Elle Fanning is a bitch! There I said it.
ReplyDeleteIt's quiet in here
ReplyDelete@anna that wasn't enty, it was another one of the trolls
ReplyDeleteIf only he'd let me apologize, I'd feel so much better
ReplyDeleteI just wish everyone was as understanding as you are
ReplyDeleteBruce Springsteen is basically the worst thing to ever happen to the United States of America. I am considering boycotting this site over the posting of his picture?
ReplyDeleteWhat is a juggalo?
ReplyDeleteHe just don't care
He might try to put a weave
In his nut hair
Cuz he could give a fuck less
What a bitch thinks
He tell her that her butt stinks
Mmhmm. Okay. Bye
ReplyDeleteWhat is a juggalo?
ReplyDeleteHe drinks like a fish
And then he starts huggin people
Like a drunk bitch
Next thing, he's pickin fights
With his best friends
Then he starts with the huggin again
Fade to black...and scene!
ReplyDeleteI think what Entymobile was saying is true though, which is why those posts were deleted. I think Entymobile and canopener are the former partners. They may also be the other trolls, but it seems those two are trying to out Enty in some way. I do also wonder if Mooshki is involved - the one that came back to Enty. She's been on this blog forever and I think was one of the commenter that knew or met Enty.
ReplyDeleteThe site was getting boring recently, and things did get spiced up today, but I'm tired of the trolls now. They are just so pointless.
I ♥ NY.
ReplyDelete@ Lotta Me too. Not because i live in this flawless State.
DeleteWhat is a juggalo?
ReplyDeleteA fucking lunatic
Somebody with a rope tied to his dick
Then he jumps out a ten-story window
Oh!
911 was an inside job
ReplyDeleteI would fuck Bruce S until he had a heart attack
Bruce W is old
Charlize hit me up girl we should do some a2a and feltching together. It would be a good time.
Please banana stand in my mouth
See Drew is good people!!!! Just like Taylor!!!
Gross
Gross
Gross
Hey look, it's a midget!!!!!
Midgets are cute. Do you think they have tiny penises. Is the plural of penis peni? Have you ever watched midget porn? Do you think midgets do ass to ass. I want to lick bruces armpits
DeleteM*dget is their word. Little people or dwarf is prefered.
DeleteStubby arm/legs-normal junk
Everything in proprtion but tuny generally carries over through out.
Nice Job Darian, come and play again some time. Now I'll be searching for The Crush on Netflix this weekend.
ReplyDeleteHow does Drake keep his shoes so clean. And is that really his mother? How tall was his father?
ReplyDeleteWhy do I care about Drake?
IKR, she is TINY!!!
DeleteWhat is a juggalo?
ReplyDeleteA juggalo
That's what it is
Well, fuck, if I know
What is a juggalo?
I don't know
But I'm down with the clown
And I'm down for life, yo
THAT'S Drakes mom? She is teeny! Was Charliz the popular guess for the woman with the child that only uses them for photo ops? After seeing Geezy Rancic (a better spelling, IMO) holding her baby I would believe it to be her instead.
ReplyDeleteI think Drew looks adorable with the little boy.
Loves me some DanaD but not so sure about that skirt with the jacket.
Ahhhh..Peter Dinklage..Makes me sad I don't get GOT's. I love his acting so much and apparently from what all say, he's freakin' wonderful in the series.
@sherry Charlize was the popular guess for the celebrity that adopted a baby but rarely see's the kid and has nannies raising the kid but only takes him out for a photo op
DeleteWhat a beautiful tribute to 911!
ReplyDeleteWhat is a juggalo?
ReplyDeleteHe ain't a bitchboy
He'll walk through the hills
And beat down a rich boy
Walks right in the house
When you're having supper
And dip his nuts in your soup, gloop!
is that Maeby with George Michael? She looks so different. Anyone know?
ReplyDeleteIt is Maeby...doesn't she look great?
Delete@Count Jerkula
ReplyDeleteBaby, I'm hot just like an oven, I need some lovin' and baby, I can't hold it much longer, it's getting stronger and stronger. And when I get that feeling, I want sexual healing. Oh, baby, makes me feel so fine. And hunny, I know you'll be there to relieve me, the love you give to me will free me.
If you don't know the thing you're dealing, ohh I can tell you, darling, that it's sexual healing. Get up and let's make love tonight. Wake up 'cause you'll do it right.
Baby, I got sick this morning, a sea was storming inside of me.
Come take control, just grab a hold of my body and mind, soon we'll be making it, honey,
I'll be feeling fine, the way you heal me, the way you thrill me, keep me comin' to you for you to sexually fulfill me!!!!!!!!!
World Trade Center spire installation was completed earlier today.
ReplyDeleteAlthough I wish this issue today would be addressed, I have no expectations that it will be. As far as I recall, there was never any explanation about the outage the other day was there? (Aside from that one mention on Twitter, that is, which really didn't explain why it lasted eighteen-ish hours.)
It's like the blog just got all f'in' REAL and crap all up in here. I think it's safe to say...EVERYTHING! Armpits are better when they're wetter.
ReplyDeleteHeeey Mooshki, Mooshki dooshki, yaba daba wooshki!!!
ReplyDeleteBilly Moses asked me to tell ya that he'll lift the restraining order if you stop camping in front of his house.
Oh, and while you're at it, send Jax a kiss, my love!
Where's ANGELA at?
Delete@katydid, thank you. I was embarrassed for her!
ReplyDelete@NotISaidTheFly:
ReplyDeleteI got ills that need some of your medicine. My loins are aching here. Think you could help me out relieving some "stress"?
Especially after haveing to ponder the decision between Dana Delaney and Charlize. I'm a fan of both. I guess I'll take it like this:
Charlize
Dana
Fanning broad. If she aint legal, then I'll take Barrymore to round out my top 3.
What is a juggalo?
ReplyDeleteWell, he ain't a phoney
He'll walk up and bust a nut in your macaroni
And watch you sit there
And finish up the last bit
Cuz your a stupid ass dump fuckin idiot
Moo can camp in my yard anytime. My grass needs a good mowing, if you get my drift. And my floors need a good tongue lashing, among other things...teeheehee!
ReplyDeleteBruce S does it in da butt. Drake takes in in da butt. What what in da butt. Leon all up in ur butt
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, I'm Kympossible's good side. And I ain't got nuthin' to hide! Except for that illegitimate love child (sshhhhEnty. We named it Sativa).
ReplyDeleteWhat is a juggalo?
ReplyDeleteA Hulkamaniac
He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks
People like him till
They find out he's unstable
He Sabu'd your momma through a coffee table
@Count,
ReplyDeleteI'll take good care of you, I'll be your naughty nurse.
When we're done, you won't have time to ponder other than which door ya wanna get in.
I'm up for some Fanning, though
Oh, shut up, Marieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
ReplyDeleteThis is what happens when people stop being polite, and start being real.
ReplyDeleteYou think this is real? Interesting.
DeleteBruuuuuuce!!
ReplyDeleteSpringsteen still looks good. So does Bruce Willis, even at his age!
ReplyDeleteI am a little shocked that 'Enty' would give admin rights to 'Chicky', whom I've never heard of before today, to delete posts that were considered 'racial', and yet all this other trash is out there making no sense and driving away the staples of the site. If Enty wanted the posts deleted, he/she should have done it themselves and had a better handle on things. IMO.
Wow Drake's mom is just itty bitty.
ReplyDeleteYou mean that isn't Amanda with drake? I have a feeling she is going to have to whip out the red wig..
ReplyDeleteI heard that retail giant Target wants to move their headquarters to the new building if they can get the naming rights.
ReplyDelete@NotISaidTheFly: Really, I can choose? You naughty girl. I guess I'll have to taste test and see which one piques my interest.
ReplyDeleteHow about I pretend to be in a coma, and you take care of me down there (handy or BJ) Then I'll pretend to wake up and give my Naughty Nurse a spanking, for taking advantage of me. That will give me some time to recover and make my choice for round 2.
What in the heck is going on? I have returned to complete madness in every post and the only madness I want to see is stark raving mad for some good dick!
ReplyDeleteI need a drink.
Long time listener, first time caller. Ya'll are assholes. I'm not talking to you Troll Explosion. You're more entertaining than these bored and boring bipolar hypocrites that badly need some dick, but spend their time whining. Say what you will about my comment. To you I say, "Eat a dick. It'll do ya good."
ReplyDeleteThat dick was good. Thanks for the recommendation.
DeleteThanks for the shenanigans, kiddos. It was fun and made my bed rest much more enjoyable! Have a nice day, canopener and Entyonmobile. You were fun while it lasted.
ReplyDelete@Count Jerkula, oh, hunny I'm not called delicious lips for nothing!
ReplyDelete@MsFly: if you the right kinda naughty, baby, after the spankin. I'll give you a nice rub down. I'll start at your freshly sore tush, then work my hanc s up to your shoulders and all the way back down to you ticklish lil toes. Kneeding and caressing every nook and cranny along the way. After the firm rubbing makes you melt, I like to go with a quick light touch up and dow and around to help draw out the sense of feeling and make every touch of my hand on your body almost electric. Once I sense that you are one giant nerve ending, I'll ask you to turn over, and I'll find out just how delicious those lips are.
DeleteDamn, you heard that? Thats the sound of a thousand broads gushing their panties at once. Its like Niagra Falls up in here! Heck, I half chubbed up from writin it. Cant one a you broads just write "Count Jerkula" on a titty in lipstick and email me a cellphone snap of it, so I can finish this off and think like a human again. Just use a throw away email and tell me whether or not I can submit it for user photos. Maybe we can get a Jerkuladies edition of various bodypart fansigns.
I'm so wet right now Count
Delete@Kunty Karla, suck me!
ReplyDeleteAh, Enty, what the hell is going on!? I have slaved all day at work and ready to enjoy my CDAN and all I read is BS! The main reason I come here everyday is I really enjoy the comments on here. But lately it's been hijacked by some dog-gone trolls! How sad and small are they.
ReplyDeleteI can't look away. o_O
ReplyDeleteI got it now guys, was just a little confused with all the pandemonium.
ReplyDelete@Anna - Now??? Only now you get it????? lol
ReplyDeleteI'm gonna pump you up bunhun.
ReplyDeleteyep @user, I got it now. I'm a bit slow at times, ok, ok, most of the time! I just don't get why this person has completely dropped their basket all over our nice friendly comment sections.
ReplyDeleteTroll
DeleteWas it nice feeling like u knew something for a change, Anna? To bad u don't know shit.
ReplyDelete@Miss, are you already in the hung over phase?
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ReplyDeleteLooks like somebody opened up a can o' worms, a real shitstorm of pandemonium and chaos and uncertainty. Why hast thou forsaken us, Enty? Oh right, because you're a probate lawyer. And apparently a really awful, probably unemployed one. I just wish my attorney was sitting around all day posting bullshit crap every 15 minutes while writing out my Will And Testament.
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ReplyDeletePlease stop this, mean posters. Sounds like you want to punish a few of the regular avid posters, but the rest of us are being punished, too. I (like all of the readers) have a stressful life and CDAN is a brief respite from difficult jobs, strained relationships, chronic illnesses, and other stressors. Please lay off now. You've made your point(s).
ReplyDelete@BoobsNSnatch: give a dip baby, and tell daddy how it tastes. I'm guessing strawberries dipped in honey.
ReplyDeleteOMG. I feel terrible! I had no idea I was being mean to you! I guess the only point I've made is that I'a mean, pit sniffing, homewrecker. I'll be going to church right now. BUT ONLY IF ENTY GOES WITH ME.
ReplyDeleteYou know Mr. BoobsNSnatch, you're very transparent. Someone didn't give you enough attention, so you get it in any way that you can. I think you're sad. A very sad, pitiful,lonely, disaffected, shallow, simple minded, angry person. You're not annoying me, I just pity you. I feel sad for you. That your life is so sad, and empty, that you gain some kind of joy from trolling a comments section of an entertainment website with porn and silly childishness. What would your Mother say about all of this so close to Mother's Day? What is the point? You're obviously a very lonely person if you've got such a huge porn collection so readily available. Did the dating scene not work out so great for you? I can't imagine why your stellar social skills wouldn't impress members of the opposite sex.I'm not going to snark on you, because that's what you want. Instead, I'm just going to return to my original point, that you're pitiful. A Sad and pitiful mess. Don't you have a friend, spouse or family member to go interact with? Or are we all you have? There's no need to keep doing this. You've made your point,you think Enty's lame and fake. Ok, let's say you're right. What do you care anyways? Even if he is? What's it to you? Why have you devoted so much time and energy to spewing all of this bullshit? Just nothing else better to do? Are you on a bender? Tell us what exactly is your problem?
ReplyDeleteTroll
DeleteDamn Anna, think anyone's gonna read that long hot mess? I stopped after You know Mr. .... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
DeleteShe usually can't complete a thought so her sentences are mostly garbage or run ons.
DeleteOMFG. She's either the new Ent or Katsm with a new name
Where's jax? And her friend? Just wonderin'...
ReplyDeleteThanks for bringing up Mothers Day, Anna. Did you know that my mom dropped dead when she found out Ent wasn't an Ent and she wasn't going to get her SIGNED AMBER TAMBLYN BOOK?!?! As someone with PTSD, chronic health issues, agoraphobia, physical disabilities, and other shit, this site was her life. ENTY KILLED MY MOM. Thanks for bringing it up! Maybe you could try showing some fucking sensitivity.
ReplyDeletePlease don't ever go away.
DeleteSpeaking of Mothers Day, that reminds me....what was it?
DeleteOh yeah! Your mother should of had a late term abortion when you were in her guuter hole.
So late, the doctor had to shove a scalpel into yor spine until you stopped moving :-)
Just popped in the hizzay to see what was happening - and now I'm backing away - slowly - slowly - slowly -
ReplyDeleteCheck y'all out later.
Absolute shit show!
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DeleteHey Anna, Have you ever heard of a paragraph?
ReplyDeleteHere is an example.
See how you start over again with a new thought?
It's kind of sad that you are so defensive to a troll. Although I have to tell you I've loved Boobs comments today.
See what I did there with another paragraph?
I just learned about you and your defensiveness, perhaps you should use your intellect in another way-I mean not use your time on an anonymous blog?
Kind of a waste of time, know what I mean?
*L*
DeleteYou're gaining on me, Aris!
ReplyDeleteWell, it's on. It's on like neden hoe fuck
ReplyDeleteI'm 2 Dope and I'm fuckin' drunk
Walked in the joint with my nuts hangin' out my drawers
Yo, SUCK MY BALLS!
All I wanna do is choke a bitch
Roll up a jimmy and smoke the bitch
I dropped outta school and I quit my job
All I wanna be is a fat, fuckin' slob
'cause I don't care about none of y'all bitches!
Shut the fuck up and drop ya britches ("B-Bitch.")
'cause I'm cloggin' a bank! {"A bank!"}
So I don't give a fuck about what none of y'all thank
When I do a show, I wreck the place
I run around the stage kickin' bitches in the face
'cause I ain't nothin' soft,
so you and your boys can straight FUCK OFF!!!
Thanks Anna for saying what the rest of us are thinking. How sad does your life have to be that your biggest thrill in life is hijacking threads on a gossip blog? Pathetic. The pornographic writing is disappointing, especially from the Count, who I honestly didn't think was as crude as he's proven to be today. Maybe it was all part of the plan -- assimiliate slowly and then BAM, the real filth comes out.
ReplyDeleteHope it's moved on soon. Oh, and I'm not writing in paragraphs Aris, I really don't think it's necessary when writing comments on a freaking gossip blog.
tl;dr
DeleteTroll
@AnotherGrayHair: can ya splain to me what I said today that is raunchier than I have said in the past? I mean, I can under stand why some people don't like me, but I don't know haw today was any worse than stuff I wrote in the past.
Delete@Anothergrayhere
DeleteLong time reader-yes, theCount. He's too much for me anyway, but this today....
First, Elle Fanning is 15, or 14. There's no joking with that, I'm sorry. That's just disgusting
Second, Count Jerkula, the difference is in the context: your posting today is not some quick reply or comment about the topic of the post-your elaborate porn fantasies (a d mutual j*rking of between you and another poster) are just...my god, post it in ASSTR, not here.
It's very very very very very very sad. Enty will be crying in his piles of cash tonight instead of laughing at the stupidity and gullibility of his devoted fans! I. Am. So. Saaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.
ReplyDeleteYou. Are. Such. A. Loooooooser. You just wasted a shitload of energy being an asshole all day. Do you like what you see when you look in the mirror?
DeleteI'm with everyone else who comes here for respite from the real world. Apparently some people are a little too invested in this blog. The trolls won't make me leave. I still like the daily photos and the blinds that Enty posts. I like the posts that start discussions. And I like seeing what everyone is up to. I like the commenters too. Yeah, it got a bit one note in the last week but we will get over it.
ReplyDeleteAnd we'll get over this. And I hope whoever is trolling today will get over their issues too.
There is no lawyer writing on here, just hired help. Watch what you write on the Your Turns.
ReplyDeleteAgreed. I find out so much stuff about everyone on the your turns.
DeleteWait a minute! You mean it really isn't MY TURN?????? When do I get a turn? Don't I deserve a turn? What if I pay to have a turn? Can I turn the wheel? IT'S MY TURN, DAMNIT!
ReplyDeleteI love what I see in my mirror. I stand there all day, shaking my head and watching my neon green hair get all fluffified. Try it!
ReplyDeleteYou guys totally rock and some of y'all made me laugh today so thanks for that! And I love that you're still at it. This thread is a classic.
ReplyDeleteXo
Ty Sugar. Maybe one day you'll see Spice on here
DeleteI love the novels from people accusing others of being too involved in a blog. If this is your only respite from the stresses of your life, chances are you probably need to go work out.
ReplyDeleteBecause working out produces endorphins. And endorphins make you happy. And happy people can laugh at the satire of their lives being thrust in their faces.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahahaha!
ReplyDeleteMy turn is shared with close to five different bloggers. I end up walking bow legged. No smell of bacon or grease though.
ReplyDeleteSUCK MY NUTS, BITCH! FUCK YOU!
ReplyDeleteYou can suck my nutsac, yo
SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH! FUCK YOU!
You can shake, you're dime-stank though
SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH! FUCK YOU!
You can kiss my ass, ya punk bitch!
SUCK MY NUTS, BITCH! FUCK YOU!
Yo, fuck you and ya Momma ain't shit!
We've only just begun to live
ReplyDeleteWhite lace and promises
A kiss for luck and we're on our way
We've only begun
The trolls comments are so absurd and for anyone to think they are for reals is hilarious. I'm sorry, I'm not making fun of anyone. I've been interviewing tons all week for work and everything has been so serious so I had to laugh at the total making fun of trolls. I know it doesn't seem like it to some but maybe I'm trying to grasp the reason but perhaps the lesson is laugh as the stupidity of life. It's been a hard week for me and for some reason this just made me laugh. Guess I'm punchy.
ReplyDeleteslinks away as the most "unpopular person on the site...."
Nope! I'm with you. Kinda hoping some of the previous "popular" people are knocked down a couple pegs.
DeleteSav still takes the cake for that, Sherry.
ReplyDelete@Count Jerkula,
ReplyDeleteOh, hunny, that sweet talk made me melt. I've sent you an email with Count Jerkula written all over my titties, you hot piece of ass!!! <3
Charlize Theron. Is she related 2 Brigitte Nielsen? I just love short hair on a woman.
ReplyDeleteHoly Shit. A non-troll comment?!? Here??? Who let this happen? HEADS WILL ROLL.
ReplyDelete@Sherry
ReplyDeleteCome sit by me. Total entertaining fuckery.
Lola, am I too late? Is there room for me on the couch?
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ReplyDeleteYou're recruited, Bro. I'm still waiting for Sparkles to let me be affiliated, but I'm sure it will happen soon! Until then, release that inner troll. It feels so gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood.
ReplyDeleteJust like the first time.
Jesus fucking christ, are they still at it? Cum the fuck on cocksucker motherfucker. Can't we all just get along and talk shit on the rich and famous fucks of this world?
ReplyDeleteShut the fuck up.
DeleteHow did you find out I fucked your mother?
Delete@kunty make me, love. I'm so awestruck by your originality :-)
DeleteNo.
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ReplyDeleteOk, sooooo ......
ReplyDeleteWhich troll is a homage to me? Kunty Karla or Sweet Brown?
Huh?
You guys are obviously using caricatures of some of the poster u are not....um...particularly in love with.
'Tis no secret that I use Kunt sparingly and whilst I don't think I have the posting eloquence of a sweet brown, the irony of us both being black,not highly educated, and scarf wearing is not lost on me.
:^)
8675309:
ReplyDeleteEnty is a liar. Enty is a con artist. I watched him take tons of money from people for a FUCKING RADIO SHOW that really never came to fruition. I watched him entice people to donate a certain amount of money in exchange for a 'tasty' reveal. And then the Post article came out.
That shit has nothin' to do with me. I give no shits about who he or they take money from. If fools want to give up money then theres always someone willing to take it.
DeleteOmg you guys, did you see that tweet Amanda Byrnes said about drake? That she wanted him to do bad things to her privates? Lol!
ReplyDeleteHey everyone! I just lost 10 pounds in 3 days just by doing this one simple trick! Imagine that Enty is real! I laughed so hard, my spleen fell out! It was just that easy! I'm going to wear "that dress" to the party this year with confidence.
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ReplyDeleteThanks for giving me some positive feedback, Jenny (much easier than typing that damn 8675309 number every time)! You bring up many relevant and pertinent questions that are germane to the issue at hand. This time it's personal. Oh heck, when isn't it? I will leave it up to Enty to ask me for permission to take his balls out for a walk. I'll probably let him. As for why I'm sad and mad and glad? Don't ask me, go ask my dad.
Delete@marie-ski,
ReplyDeleteGetting along would be great, but I'm not sure how your profanity-laced comment serves that purpose. Look at the follow-up comments.
Oh Count, why don't you hang out on the forum? I've been waiting for you to message me back....
ReplyDeleteAnd damn. Really wish I'd been around today.
ReplyDeleteThere's a tramp sittin' on my doorstep
ReplyDeleteTryin' to waste his time
With his methylated sandwich
He's a walking clothesline
And here comes the bishop's daughter
On the other side
She looks a trifle jealous
She's been an outcast all her life
Me, I'm waiting so patiently
Lying on the floor
I'm just trying to do my jig-saw puzzle
Before it rains anymore
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ReplyDeleteI am fully aware that the running description of Enty is the concoction of a man hating broad using every negative stereotype they can think of. If I may reach out a little further, I'd lay money on the longer odds of her being a Jewish broad, because of such a heavy focus on the bacon. It is deplorable, really, because if someone based a site's main character on every negative stereotype of a broad, or a black person, or an Asian person, or Latino, etc, everyone from sea to shining sea would lump it in with StormFront. Its all neither here nor there though, because the internet is the only thing faker than tv. Expect very little and you won't be disappointed.
ReplyDeleteIt may be passed the point of relevance, but Who the fuck is Amber Tamblyn? I understand the Enty connection, but I have no clue why she would write a book or why any one would want to read it. I'd Google her, but I don't want some broad's name interrupting all my "Amateur Euro Teen Painal" search logs when B. Profane posts them.
Thank you. Now I have to go check my email to see if the Fly actual sent a tit pic.
@EmEyeKay: There is a forum? Think they would be cool with a Post Yer Boobs For The Count thread?
ReplyDeleteJesus Christ,Count. You didn't get the memo? Entry proved his validity in The Post interview by providing a receipt signed by AMBER TAMBLYN!
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ReplyDeleteIt's a song, darling. And my scrolling finger is sprained at this point. Too lazy to cut and paste on my iPhone. And it's an awesome song, btdubs
ReplyDeleteI agree. It is an awesome song.
Delete@canopener: The New York Post isn't fit to wipe your ass with. I imagine the Page 6 crew could be bought and sold for less blow and free drinks than a Lohan.
ReplyDeleteKeep gettin after it you feisty betch. Yer my new fave poster.
Count sometimes I like to use bacon fat for my ass lube. Shit is like a slip and slide!
DeleteI'm in it to win it. You're my favorite new old poster. I knew you had it in you. And maybe, if I'm lucky, you'll have it in me!
DeleteWhat's your damage, Heather? It could be so very, very. Great pate, but I've gotta motor if I'm going to make that funeral!
ReplyDelete@emeyekay - do you know why my username was removed from the forum? I can no longer log in. What the hell did I do?
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ReplyDeleteI have a terrible feeling about this. I wouldn't work in that building for millions or more. It's a sad time we live in. Just take a look at the posts today.
ReplyDeleteSoooooooooo sadddddddd. If people can't respect the m'fucking Twin Towers pic on Enty's hallowed ground, I don't know if I can go on.
ReplyDelete@TwistyKoi: That is hot. I used to soak a wool mitten in bacon fat to use while masturbating. It was great. The mitten never crusted up! My dog ate it though, and he got genital warts all around his mouth and down his throat.
ReplyDeleteI usually dig on ass flavored ass, but bacon flavored ass definitely has an allure to it.
@canopener: How tall are you and how far from NJ are you? I am a sex addict and I need a fix. At this point fapping is pointless. It is like a crackhead trying to smoke a piece of dry wall.
Uhhhhohh. Damn boy... You make my heart beat!!! Are you into fisting with a glove like that? It could be fun. ;)
DeleteI'm rubbing my fingers down such a slippery slope. It is so fresh and bare. Mmmm. It tastes like honey.
DeleteCoooouuunt!!! Where are you!!! I am lonely and trying to get off. I need some material to think about.
Delete@Powerstuff Girl: I have no idea how old she is, that is why I put the Barrymore qualifier in there. All I know is there are 2 Fannings, and couldn't be bothered to Google.
ReplyDeleteTo be honest, if I could get Dana or Charlize, then you could throw Fanning and Barrymore in a woodchipper.
re Today's Posts: You wanting to take the 1000+? posts today and single me out for 20-30? OK, go ahead. Dump on me all you want, because I'm the only target there is, since neither of us know who the other sides in the back and forths are.
I enjoy engaging trolls and I'm not afraid to go wherever the conversation leads. Maybe those trolls were baiting me trying to get people to complain about me or maybe they were trying to get me going to annoy the shit out of people? We'll never know.
What we do know is the trolls did a lot of winning today, but none at my expense. Because the only way trolls win is if you care.
Sorry Twisty, I was tellin someone how it is.
ReplyDeleteWhere we going with this?
Ok! I am not baiting. I am master bating. :) you make me wet like super super almost squirting wet. Do you like to lick?
DeleteIt seems you have left:( I will be fantasizing about you until we cross paths. I am into some bdsm, s&m stuff so I think we would get along.
DeleteTwisty, I like licking as much if not more than banging. I LOOOOOOVE bein all up close and personal w/ the naughty bits. That is why 69 is my fave position. Not just girl on top. Both on our sides is good too. Then I'll plant my top leg foot down on the bed behind your head so you got no where to run.
ReplyDeleteThese are the worst fake accounts ever. Good god, can't wait for this site to go back to normal. Also, i want Himmmm back :( He/she/they were the most drama i could handle in the comments section
ReplyDeleteJerkula, you're no different than the trolls. If anything, you're a ringleader of them.
ReplyDeleteBoth of you REALLY need a woman. But then that would entail an actual woman standing your company.
ReplyDeleteLeave your comment
ReplyDeleteIn the next week, I will be deciding whether to go to a process which will involve the approval of all comments prior to being posted. I do not want to have to resort to this option, but will, and hopefully would only have to do so for a short time before returning to the system that exists now.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! WE'RE ALL IN TROUBLE NOW!!!! Entry don't play dat way!
Usually Jerkula is funny to some folks, and I dont mind the baiting of the troll, but does it need to go to and stay on the trolls level. Perhaps we should just ignore him. He seems to have been really in to Enty and CDAN then became disillusioned and it destroyed his world.
ReplyDeletePersonally I think it's a great idea to go to a moderated system at this point. Maybe something like what they use at gawker or Jezebel.
ReplyDeleteI NEED TO BE MODERATED!!!!!!!!!!!! Can't wait to submit ALL my comments for approval. Finally, Enty will acknowledge meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Moooooooooo! Did you hear that? Someone that Ent talks to is going to read all your comments! Practically like getting to wash Jesus's feet, huh!
ReplyDeleteLost track of how many troll personalities they cooked up. In addition to the loser type going for shock value (after the first couple of posts the shock value is gone) there is the off topic troll, the reasonable sounding troll, the serious troll, and the troll complaining about trolls. Then they even went so far as to pretend some of the trolls know each other. Just like lonely kids who make up imaginary friends. I'll continue to read Enty but not the comments sections any more.
ReplyDeleteARE YOU READING THIS? You know you are!!!! I'm the troll you want to kiss, the one you can't resist! TROLL.
ReplyDeleteSorry to interrupt all the fun and games, but I have a silly observation to make. Does anyone else find it really annoying when people refer to toddlers' day care and play groups as "school?" Saying that Charlize Theron picked up her barely walking, still in diapers, toddler from "school" bugs me for some reason.
ReplyDeleteYou know what bugs me even more? A Probate Attorney telling everyone he's an ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER. Who does that?!? Oh, right. THIS GUY.
ReplyDeleteA note to Enty: Please don't start with the whole moderator thing. It is censorship, no matter how you cut it. I am sure there are PLENTY of people who would like to edit your site, and not just for your atrocious writing ability.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait for Enty's approval. Surprises let me know he cares.
ReplyDelete@Ana: I'd give a few good retorts to your comments, but I feel bad doing it. I seen them people yesterday make you meltdown, so I don't wanna make your head explode on a weekend.
ReplyDeleteWe ruined CDAN for everyone. I feel terrible. PLEASE COME BACK, ENTRY! Moderate me! Approve me! SOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBING.
ReplyDeleteBah, trolls usually get tired eventually. It's not the first time it's happened on this site.
ReplyDeleteEre body just chill.
and Wicked.69.clownz - you should listen to Dark Lotus instead.
Seems like @canopener is the only one who still cares 1) who enty is and 2) that he/she's a fake. Didn't we go through this before? The chase is good but I don't think any of us really care who he/she is or how s/he wronged you. The whole 'he's a con' this is obvious, isn't it? It's a gossip site written by an 'unknown'. By nature it's a con.
ReplyDeleteYou seem to the only one who cares though, @canopener.
The trolls are most likely from Blind Gossip. They like gossip and they're blind. Not sure what Enty ever did to them but whatdafuckever.
ReplyDeleteWe could always go over to Blind Gossip and exact revenge, but fuck who has the energy? Lay off the Adderall you guys!
ReplyDeleteOkay. I've been reading this site for a while. I don't comment all that often but this is ridiculous. Can opener you need to chill the fuck out. It's pretty obvious you have an axe to grind but guess what? NO ONE HERE GIVES A FUCK. It's obvious this bombardment of trolling is your doing and to that I say you are a sad assed individual. All the time and energy you are putting into this is just simply pathetic. People come here for light gossip and chatter. No one really cares who enty is or claims to be. You need to smoke a joint and learn to forgive and forget. You'll be a much happier person if you do.
ReplyDeleteI'M NOT TIRED. Love, TROLL
ReplyDeleteDo we have 20k Twitter Followers yet? WHERE IS MY JUICY REVEAL? Where is the Donate button? Where is the MY TURN?
ReplyDeleteI have never laughed so hard reading CDAN as I did yesterday. A few people made a great point about the cliquish behavior that has been going on lately. I stopped commenting after a week because I knew my normal, boring comments didn't matter compared to what the "popular" commentators had to say. I find it hilarious that these trolls served it up with exaggeration to the cool kids. Now I will return to being a wallflower lol.
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