Monday, May 13, 2013

NY Post Says Beyonce Is Pregnant

Beyonce has a few more months to her world tour, but The NY Post says she is pregnant which is why she wore the big dress to the Met Gala and the reason there are a lot of photos of her with a larger than normal belly (Photo above from this weekend in London). This would probably be the first pregnancy for Beyonce. You are just not going to convince me she was pregnant the first time. I won't try and convince you that bacon is the nectar of the Gods and you don't try and convince me that Beyonce was actually pregnant the first time through this whole thing.


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  1. Then who is Blue Ivy's mother?

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    1. She is but they used a surrogate.

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    2. Blue Ivy is JZ's love child with another.

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  2. I really wish that she accidentally got pregnant for real during her first "pregnancy" - it would have been interesting hearing her explain why the kids were only six months apart.

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    1. @Cathy That would have been hilarious!

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  3. Beyonce is Blue Ivy's mom via surrogate ...

    I really don't believe she go natural for a 2nd child...but she could be setting the stage for an announcement..

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  4. Anonymous9:28 AM

    Looking at her parents it appears she just has the genes to put on the weight as she gets older. To keep a 20 year old's body she would have to work out like a fiend and doesn't have enough time while traveling for her tour. You can't dance that hard in 8 layers of spanx so maybe a costume redesign is in order.

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  5. @Cathy, hah! Like people who have their phone ring whilst pretending they're talking to someone. Classic.

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  6. I don't think she was pregnant the first time. My belly doesn't "bend" like hers did in that video. I wish she would have just admitted it. But then she would have looked vain, but she does anyways. I don't care for her at all.

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    1. Totally agree! She seems so self-absorbed and self-righteous.

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  7. Thanks @f281561 and MISCH...makes sense

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  8. @SKOR - there were also rumors that Jay-Z got one of his mistresses pregnant and the baby was actually hers. I think a surrogate is more likely, though.

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  9. Who's to say she's really pregnant this time too. Why go to all the trouble of hiring a surrogate to spare her body the effects of pregnancy just to turn around and carry the child herself a year later.

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    1. @ phoenix - exactly. Why use a surrogate the first time and then do it yourself the second time?

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    2. @phoenix I think it's more likely that it was the 'ol 'motherhood changes you' thing. Heck, I had women telling me they didn't "bond properly" because they had c-sections. Sad they felt like that, but maybe that's the sort of thing that affected B.

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  10. I will never ever believe that she carried Blue Ivy. You can try to convince me til you're blue in the face- that was a pillow!

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  11. Anonymous9:34 AM

    Also is the kid on some sort of stage in that photo? She looks absurdly tall compared to her mother.

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  12. phoenix---That's what I think. I don't think she wants to pay for/go through all that lipo-sculpting again. I assumed that was the reason she used a surrogate the first time, but didn't want to appear vain.

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  13. (I mean she got lipo-sculpting awhile back, before Jay-Z, and doesn't want to 'ruin' it.)

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  14. There was already a blind several weeks ago that said she would be faking it again. that is also partly why all photos have to be preapproved so that it doesnt become a fiasco like last time.

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  15. It's also possible she has had fertility struggles she wants to keep private. It's a very personal thing. Jay mentioned a miscarriage in some lyrics. If she is actually carrying this time, I would guess that she did IVF, had a miscarriage, used a surrogate out of fear, then unexpectedly got pregnant the old fashioned way. Heather Dubrow (I know) has said that Colette was a "surprise" because she had to do ivf for the first 3 kids and then got pregnant without even trying with the fourth.

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  16. I think she might have accidentally gotten pregnant this time, but not way was she preggers with Blue Ivy. It will be amusing to see her body blow up like Kim K's. that curvy body type doesn't handle pregnancy and post pregnancy the way Bey acted like it did the first time around.

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    1. Beys was the fastest pregnancy ever. Announcement at awards show baby 3 months later. As opposed to KKs pregnancy that goes on & on & on... I'm glad to know I wasn't the only one who thot Bey shud have bloated up like KK & when she didn't that's wen it was suspect & then the collapsing pillow happened

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    2. Beyonce's body type should have had swollen, fat ankles, legs and hips. No way she wore those high heels all the time while "pregnant" and have skinny ankles. She is a damn liar.

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  17. I still think she was really pregnant. HIPAA aside, you can't silence a hospital staff like that. SOMEONE would have blabbed anonymously.

    Of course, I also think bacon is the nectar of the gods.

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  18. I watched a compilation someone did on her whole pregnancy and it convinced me. There were too many weird things about it. Especially the bend-y tummy and the freak out she had when Katie Couric was feeling her belly. She kept giggling nervously and MOVING Katie's hand to a different spot on her stomach.

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  19. You know - she didn't have to say a damn thing for the first pregnancy. The surrogate had the first child and she could have announced the birth and been done with it. Any questions could have been deflected with a statement of "This is a private matter and I don't want to talk about it." Reporters asked her tons of questions when she was dating Jay-Z and she always said she doesn't talk about her private life. The elaborate charade was completely ridiculous.

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    1. I agree! She managed to keep their relationship private for how long and then she did that over the top "reveal" at the awards show...etc. It's not anybody's business but she not only made it everyone's business she made it so you couldn't not have it in your face.

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  20. Anonymous9:48 AM

    With surrogacy they typically take an egg out of the Mom, sperm from the Dad, put them together, then implant fertilized embryo (s) in to the surrogate womb, either because the real mom doesn't want to ruin her body, has had too many miscarriages, so that she's unable to carry her own pregnancy to term. I suspect many times in Hollywood it's due to an unhealthily low level of body fat. It looked like Beyonce's been putting on a little extra chunk, since the Pepsi ad. I like the extra weight on her. If she is pregnant or going the surrogate route AGAIN then congratulations to her and Jay Z.

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  21. Anonymous9:49 AM

    pregnant bellies do not fold inwards when the woman bends over, I don't know who she thought she was kidding.

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  22. This would not be beyonces first pregnancy. She was knocked up at age 19 by Chico debarge. She was in love with him. This is very very well known. It's kindof strange "enty" doesn't know this.

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  23. Her dad made her get an abortion and break it off with him. For all his griping about "knee pads" enty isn't much better

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    1. Makes you wonder if something went wrong during the abortion that makes her unable to get pregnant.

      no shame in surrogacy. She should have just spoken the truth with blue ivy. No one would have thought less of her.

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  24. I'm still up in the air about her really having blue ivy but I think she will be pregnant for real next time to try to convince everyone. It will be complete with belly pics this time I'm sure

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  25. @SusanB...I'm still on the fence about it as well, for the same reasons you suggested. Seems to me, if you were really trying to hide a fake pregnancy, it would have been a much better idea to have a "home" birth with a midwife, etc, containing it to only a couple of people.

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  26. there was a blind last year about someone wanting to have another child but didn't know what to do should the say they're using a surrogate this time and then everyone would know about baby #1 ...they weren't sure about how to go about it.
    Soo I guess she'll start the fake pre-pregnancy minor
    weight gain..
    most performers loose weight while on tour...

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  27. If that picture is of a pregnancy belly, then I've been pregnant for years. Damn food baby has the longest gestation period...

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  28. I just wish she would be more like..oh shit, I can't say it........the actress that adopts from everywhere and ADOPT! If you want to be vain and not ruin the body which is basically a cash cow, fine. But deception makes everybody feel funny and if they'd just come clean about a surrogate-who would care? Adopting doesn't do a thing to your body and you can get a lovely older one already potty trained.

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  29. Answering the bat signal! I didn't use a surrogate for my twins.

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  30. I wonder what Jay-Z did that he had to feed them a Beyonce pregnancy story to shut them up?

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  31. It wasn't so much the bendy baby bump that convinced me she wasn't really pregnant before, it was the fact that she was flying and eating shellfish at an alleged eight months pregnant that did it.

    If she is pregnant, congrats to her and JayZ, and I hope it goes well!

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  32. I wasn't convinced about Blue until I saw her HBO documentary. The photos/video of her towards the end of the pregnancy without make up on were dead giveaways that she was pregnant. Her nose was spread wide as hell. You can't fake that.

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  33. I'm quite certain Beyonce has been pregnant before, but wasn't Chico DeBarge in prison when she was 19?

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  34. But it was rumored that she was taking prednisone which is a steroid and makes you puff up and put a little weight on. Then when you stop taking it you loose all the water weight that way she could say look at me how fast I bounced back and have tons of magazine covers with her "diet and workout"

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  35. I am in the 'she faked it' camp. Totally. The bendy belly, the contrived photos, it's all fake. I want to see the Katie Couric interview where she tried to touch her belly! I need to see that one! Congrats if they are pregnant, though. Maybe this one will resemble her, even slightly. Blue Ivy looks exactly like the Camel.

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  36. I just can wrap my head aroundthe scenario of coming home at night and unstrapping a fake stomach and puttering around...as I take my shoes or work clothes or bra off...I saw the dent and thought FAKE but even the pregnacy bellies at maternity clothing stores to try on dont bend...bey couldnt afford that? one?!

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    1. *Cant wrap...lol (um geez meg, whole point of post!) Case of the dumb mondays..blurg

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  37. Anonymous12:14 PM

    I don't know about this whole 'she faked it' story. Bey and Jay are stinking rich, they could afford to have the baby at home and not cause a scene at the hospital. It's probably what they should have done anyway, but why bother with a hospital and risk the chance that someone will find out your secret and sell the story?

    There have been one or two stories about Bey not being able to get pregnant over the years, though. Nothing scandalous really, just that it would be hard for her. So if she did use a surrogate, who cares? As long as Blue Ivy is happy, that's all that matters.

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  38. The only reason people care is because it seems obvious to some SHE LIED. There is no shame in surrogacy, adopting, IVF, raising your sisters kid, etc, but to LIE about it is another thing. Sort of goes to the whole 'how stupid does she think we are'? argument.
    If she used a surrogate or any other means to have a baby, she should have just admitted it. I would dare ANY woman who has ever been pregnant to say their belly folded like hers did on that talk show video. NO WAY did my belly ever fold like that. Not even for months after the birth, LOL.

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  39. Star, I took prednisone in 2001 after an illness and it stimulates your appetite causing you to eat like a horse, so any weight gain wouldn't be water, it would be very real. But it does cause puffing causing ones face and neck to swell. In other words, that fat face you would have from eating so much comes way before you gain the actual weight in your body.

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  40. I am sick to death of seeing this woman, and I think that she did not carry her baby. But to assume its because she didn't want to ruin her body? The crap people come up with...

    I always thought she just couldn't carry a baby at the time (sometimes people do later successfully carry one and become baby machines - I knew someone like that).

    Yeah, many celebrities seem obnoxious as heck, but the way people irrationally demonize them is nutty. Perhaps like thousands of other women they have fertility issues?

    And it was Janet Jackson who was pregnant by James Debarge, at least it was announced when they were married back before the flood.

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  41. Bring out the pillow again.

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  42. Probably just another rubber baby belly bumper.

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  43. there is a video on youtube of beyonce pregnant in a bikini.......

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    1. If it's the white bikini they also caught her off guard later in the day on her yaught and her belly was flat...like she stopped pushing it out.

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  44. I am secretly hoping this is true! My friend and I created a bracket of 64 color/plant potential baby names...sunshine ficus? Peach Wisteria? Fuschia Gerbera Daisy? Slightly moronic, but then so is the name Bue Ivy.

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  45. I have a friend who takes Predisone for Khrones. She is puffy all over from it.

    After the folding belly video I don't believe this woman was pregnant. What sealed it for me was the 'huge weight loss' she was claiming took place by eating lettuce leaves and working out non stop to lose 67 pounds, and looked not an ounce thinner than she did prior to her 'pregnancy'. As for her belly in the picture...she probably ate or is bloated.

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  46. She isn't pregnant. Her stuffer just misplaced the ass padding.

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  47. I think she knew she couldn't fake it the 2nd time. Now she'll do the nude Vanity Fair cover. Women who have issues with fertility can really help others by speaking about it. Fertility issues are a lot more common than people think. There's no shame in surrogacy, however it is shameful to lie about a pregnancy just so you can get pr for shedding baby weight. I'm not a fan of this vain, mumbling twat or Joe Camel anyway.

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  48. Btw, that's the biggest 16 month old I've ever seen. *cough cough* 2 years old*cough cough* wearing 3T.

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    1. No, looking at both sides of the family's members, the kid being that big for her age, really is the the realest thing about this who fuster cluck. Both sides have the height, big noggins, and big hands/feet. The genes are on mark, whatever oven baked 'em. Add me to the "Who gives a fuuuuuuck, Im sick of these two stunt queens" list. They are entering Kimye territory for me. That's bad .

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