Tuesday, May 28, 2013

Miss Universe Canada Stripped Of Title After 24 Hours

For 24 hours Denise Garrido (above) got to be Miss Universe Canada. At that point, the judges finally got their abacus unstuck and realized they had added wrong and that Denise had finished fourth and was stripped of her crown. Donald Trump, who owns Miss Universe did say that she could rub his head for good luck if she wanted as a consolation prize. The real winner, Riza Santos had already flown home to Calgary, but the organizers promised to mail her sash just as soon as they could figure out the amount of proper postage required. Carry the one.


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  1. YAY!! Calgary girl :)

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  2. Am I the only one who thinks this is a ridiculous "competition"?

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    1. As a Canuck I had no idea it still existed, so that's a pretty good summing up of the average feeling amongst everyone I know that you gave. :)

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    2. Of course its asinine.

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  3. Ok...clearly I'm the only one excited about this ;) That makes me kind of lame.

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    1. @kriss_t. Oh God, I hope we're not keeping track of who likes what lame thing now. I'll have to crawl off in a corner with my Scott Baio jigsaw puzzle.

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  4. reminds me when the Australian host announced the wrong winner on Australian Top Model.


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tEp60fZqqv0

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    1. Uh, Sarah Murdoch's name should not be forgotten.

      But that was the most cringeworthy thing I've seen on TV.

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  5. Loved Enty's hash tag for this on twitter: #donaldtrumpmath

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    1. shopgirl haha thats so funny no you have a really bad sense of humour

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    2. Every single one of your comments is an utter fail.

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    3. sleep_deprived thats fine im not here to impress preteens who still use the word fail

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  6. There needs to be a new rule. If you can't create symmetrical eyebrows you cannot enter. What is up with people and eyebrows. Is it really that hard for them? Don't they know how to use a ruler?!?!?! Can they just not do the math??? That is a sad, sad face for 4th or any place. Poor kid.

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  7. Gayeld - I met Scott Baio recently in LA. He was nice to me and still extremely hot! hubba hubba
    The Australian girls who were with me didn't know who he was when I pointed out Chachi to them. Sad state of affairs.. . .

    And poor pageant girl! Went home thinking she won but didn't. I mean from 1st to 4th??? Sheesh!

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    1. @Sugar. The bloom is off that rose for me, just too much douchtastic behavior from him. *sigh*

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  8. Everyone interviewed on TV in Bradford Ontario, where she's from, felt that she should have kept the title. If they screwed up the judging, too bad. I tend to agree.

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  9. Santos? Garrido? If the Canadians had not enough problems with languages, it seems that they will soon have some region wanting Spanish-only.

    It's cool that this math illiteracy has happened in some allegedly good educational system and not in the USA, Spain or Uganda where schools are awful (I want to apologize to Ugandans if it isn's, but the others totally are), so the critics can't say anything against.

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    1. yomismo-rememberkermitgosnell what on GODS green earth are you trying to fucking say? spit it out idiot

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    2. @rockme is a total troll but I have to agree this time, that was terrible sentence structure. Get back under your rock, racist @yomismo

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    3. Yes YoMismo is a racist troll. I remember she thought Beyonce and Salma Hayek communicate in Spanish because Beyonce once phonetically sang some lyrics in Spanish with Shakira ( yeah that makes you fluent). Take your white Hood off., go outside. Racism is a mental disease.

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  10. So effed up n embarrassing..

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    1. 1jazzimom its ok to say fucked i dont mind

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  11. So I live in Canada and had no idea this was even on. Has not made the news here at all. Which is probably a good thing because it has about zero importance in the world of absolutely anyone.

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  12. Never heard a thing about it either. Bloody embarrassing to have some of our own unable to do basic math, I will say that.

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