Friday, May 17, 2013

Michael Lohan Wants Lindsay Lohan To Switch Rehab Centers

Considering that Michael Lohan never does anything that Michael Lohan does not benefit Michael Lohan, I think we can all be pretty sure that when he wants Lindsay Lohan to move from Betty Ford to some rehab place in Florida he is doing so to get her closer to him and because he probably is getting a referral fee for himself. Michael says it is because Betty Ford is a 30 day center and it makes no sense for Lindsay to do the same program three times. Well, she has already done rehab about 10 times, so maybe an extra three times would be good for her. Seriously, does he think no one has ever stayed at Betty Ford longer than 30 days? if you have the money you could move in there if you wanted.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:15 AM

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33 comments:

  1. MISCH6:17 AM

    who cares, she's gone that's all that matters

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    1. Super F*cking Awesome Katelyn6:40 AM

      Gone yet there is a new story about her every day...

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  2. LottaColada6:18 AM

    I just can't resist a man in mesh.

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  3. libby6:18 AM

    He needs to switch shirts. Dear god.


    In other news, CB claims LL is FREAKING b/c without her Adderall, she's gained FIVE POUNDS!!1! Doesn't she know it'll just replace some of her coke bloat? She'll come out heavier but thinner!

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  4. Colleen6:21 AM

    I'm just in shock that it's been almost three weeks and we've had no real Lindsay news than the Adderall thing.

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  5. MISCH6:25 AM

    and now we know why she really uses adderall

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  6. Meanie Rhysie6:28 AM

    Gawd, he's so fine...so hot...I can't stand it! Nothing makes me come undone like a man in mesh!!

    ...heading to the toilet to vom!

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    1. LottaColada6:29 AM

      Reesie, back off! I call dibs on this sexy creature.

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  7. Pen-a-lope6:37 AM

    I just can't with that picture.

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  8. Meanie Rhysie6:39 AM

    Oh, please, betch! You need to step off and step off now!!

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  9. Marieeee6:39 AM

    Ugh. That picture. What's seen cant be unseen. I'll never forgive you for this, Enty.

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  10. 8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob6:41 AM

    Is he gay? Probably not, because he is allegedly some serial dater and all but the shirt, the position, the look and everything all head there.

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  11. Angie6:44 AM

    Nice selfie. Ass.

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  12. audrey6:59 AM

    I truly do wish people would stop asking this man anything, or putting a microphone near his face, or printing anything he has to say.

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  13. Steampunk Jazz7:16 AM

    As trademarks go, a mesh shirt is better than the things We know about him, Drunken abuser, dealer, leech and general ne'er do well....

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  14. libby7:17 AM

    BOOBIES!

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  15. Robert7:40 AM

    No question that slimeball thinks there's something in it for him. LiLo won't ever have a chance of having a remotely normal life, even if she decides she wants one, unless she rids herself of her two worthless, parasitic parents once and for all.

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  16. MrsAmiss7:44 AM

    In real news Michael can't stand not being able to make a buck since Ali isn't paying off enough. Did any of us really think they would STFU for her stint? I admit I had a hope, but there it went.

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  17. Charlotte.7:56 AM

    If Lindsay sobered up she might realise the need to settle down, stop creating drama in her life, and stop acknowledging the cess pool from whence she crawled, on short, neither of her spawners want her to sober up

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  18. Carmen8:14 AM

    I personally hope Lindsey doesn't die from an od can you imagine the endless interviews this douche bag will give.

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  19. libby8:25 AM

    Oops, thanks Gayeld. Firm A-cup Moobs are my FAVORITE. Lohan's just look sweaty.

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  20. portlandjewel8:58 AM

    My eyes! My eyes!

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  21. SusanB9:16 AM

    Please don't bring her to Florida. Isn't it enough that HE lives here? How much more must we be made to suffer?

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  22. NaughtyNurse1:30 PM

    Oh, that picture! There are some things you just can't un-see, and THAT is one of them! Damn you, Enty! Now I want to gouge out my mind's eye!!

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  23. Bit dams2:11 PM

    One of my clients went to Betty Ford. Because of her situation, they designed a program just for her. She goes to bed by 7:00 pm every night, and apparently the schedule has meetings into the evening. This woman stayed 7 weeks. She isn't famous or related to anybody who is famous. Just your basic citizen, who became addicted to her pain meds following back surgery. If you can afford it, Betty Ford will provide what you want/need.

    I already lost the poll on when lilo will quit Betty Ford. Gave her 10 days, and only that long because I thought Shawn holly would force it.

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  24. Silkprint2:56 PM

    Dear Lawd..I could have lived my whole life never seeing ML nipple

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  25. MadLyb4:41 PM

    Enty just made my shit list for posting that gross pic.

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  26. Tyger Lilly6:57 PM

    OMG, look at this rehab he wants to take her to! This place is described as "a luxury rehab for high-functioning individuals". It's a freaking spa! If I had access to this place, I wouldn't have bothered working so hard to kick my own bad habits, I would've just gone to this place every couple months....

    http://www.lukensinstitute.com/

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  27. paula10:21 PM

    That is a grotesque picture.

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  28. Moonmaid10:18 AM

    He is trying to hypnotize us with his nipple.

    Ugh, the fact that he:
    a) took this himself; and
    b) chose that shirt himself; and
    c) posted this picture

    just makes me want to hurl at his vileness.

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