When your daughter is in rehab for the umpteenth time and you have a history of exploiting her for money and fame for your own selfish purposes, you would think at some point a light would go off in your head and you would say to yourself that perhaps your daughter's recovery would be better served if you stayed quiet and kept some things private. Of course you are not a woman beater and former convict and parent to Lindsay Lohan who enjoys wearing mesh. Michael Lohan is and after he visited Lindsay in rehab he came out to tell the press that she is doing great and had an epiphany and that she will succeed this time. I hope she does, but with parents like Michael and Dina Lohan and their grubby hands all over everything, I'm not sure how Lindsay is going to be able to cope.
I thought he was telling the press he wanted her OUT of Betty Ford?
ReplyDeleteThat picture is amazing.
ReplyDeleteYou mean terrifying?
ReplyDeleteI find that pic sexxy
ReplyDelete@Lotta. We can get you help. I hear Betty Ford has a great Mesh Addiction program.
Delete@Gayeld- I don't understand why no one else is attracted to a man in mesh! So hot.
DeleteLOL @Gayeld!
Delete@Lotta. The only thing I'm attracted to in mesh is onions.
DeleteHahaha! OMG you win @Gayeld
DeleteLMAO!!!!!!! That reminds me--I gotta get some onions.
DeleteAnd just like that her name is back in the tabloids and blogs...you know.. in case we were on the brink of forgetting who she is.
ReplyDeleteI guess Michael Lohan felt Lindsay's placement in the media was slipping and being replaced by Bynes.
ReplyDeleteHe did what any father would do and he revealed whatever he could to TMZ to help his daughter...for compensation of course.
That photo reeks of sleaze.
Michael Lohan
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Michael Lohan
Where is Jerkula when you need him?
Hes like stigmata; u cant get rid of him. F*cking moron selfish prick. Ugh.
ReplyDeleteWhat did she think would happen if he showed up. She needs a paycheck, too, so I wonder if she invited him for that reason.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe they let him in! She obviously hasn't learned anything. Where's Ali?
ReplyDeleteHer best bet for full recovery is to cut her asshole parents out of her life. Since she won't, she's doomed....
ReplyDeleteAlthough, it hasn't helped Amanda Bynes....
Ok, never mind. Good luck, Lohag!!!
I can't see enough of Michael Lohan - or any man for that fact - in a netted shirt.
ReplyDeleteoops...Mesh, not netted.
ReplyDeleteI sincerely hope a light DOES go on in her head. What a great example should could be if she'd turn her life around, be clean. And then talk about it, in an inspirational way.
ReplyDeleteLindsay who?
ReplyDeleteWouldn't the rehab recommend that you invite your parents for therapy talks, to help repair your relationships?
ReplyDeletelook at that sleazy ass picture
ReplyDeletehe is such a douche
nothing will ever change for lindsay until she either cut's both of her parents off or they clean up their acts and stop being fame whores.
ReplyDeleteIf there have ever been two worse, more shamelessly parasitic celebrity parents than Michael and Dina Lohan, I've yet to hear about them. It's no wonder that Lindsay's gotten herself as effed up as she is. It's also highly unlikely that she'll be able to straighten herself out for any length of time unless she realizes just what sleaze-bags they are, and finds the strength within herself to simply cut them out of her life forever.
ReplyDeleteI could go the rest of my life without seeing him in this shirt.
ReplyDeleteWait! Do I have to be Sherry 3 now? LOL! We just loves our gossip. My avi will be the one with red hair.
ReplyDeleteI'm not buying this at all. She hasn't even been there for 30 days and I just dont believe that Betty Ford would allow for ANY visitors at that point. I know a lot of the celebrity rehabs are a joke and allow pretty much anything, but Ford is known for their privacy and being successful. Allowing Michael to visit would go against all of that.
ReplyDeleteUmmmm, HOT!! I can smell the Old Spice through my PC. All he needs is a toothpick in the corner of his mouth and I might have a spontaneous orgasm....
ReplyDeleteIs this the only way he makes money ?
ReplyDeleteI don't see any other way this assface makes a dime . I dont get why tabloids give him any money for anything since he is a woman beater .
His shirt alone makes me want to do drugs. Who can blame her.
ReplyDeleteI think Michael would be a BRUT man. He looks like dirty cop in a 80's movie. Do you think he wears mesh man panties? Or nothing, under those mom jeans?
ReplyDeleteI think Michael would be a BRUT man. He looks like dirty cop in a 80's movie. Do you think he wears mesh man panties? Or nothing, under those mom jeans?
ReplyDeleteI think Lindsay uses drugs to cope with the image of her father in a mesh shirt. I know it makes me want to dull the pain.
ReplyDeleteThe mesh shirt. The Mom jeans. The cowboy boots. The bicep tattoo. The empty shelves & desk in his office. Where does the line form for this amazing specimen?
ReplyDeleteHe wears a mesh shirt. The doucheness is strong with this one....
ReplyDeleteNah, when he wears the mesh he pairs it with Drakkar Noir.
ReplyDeleteLMAO @Seachica and @Gayeld thanks for the laughs!
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