Friday, May 03, 2013

Lindsay May Or May Not Be In Betty Ford - Has Hired Shawn Holley

It looks like Lindsay Lohan's attorney Mark Heller will not collect the referral fee that Morningside had offered to pay and which, for a 90 day stay was going to be quite high. Hey, when you deal with Lindsay you have to figure out how to get paid, because it is probably not going to be in cash. Stolen goods maybe, visits from Dina possibly?, but not cash. Anyway, after blowing off rehab yesterday because she said she didn't need it, Lindsay turned to her old attorney, Shawn Holley, who agreed to take Lindsay on as a client and made a deal with the DA to get Lindsay into Betty Ford. Yes, the same place that Lindsay got into so much trouble previously. Lindsay currently owes Holley about $300K in legal fees. No one is really sure if Lindsay is actually checked into Betty Ford though.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:00 AM

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  1. VIPblonde6:01 AM

    In case you were wondering, yes, that is LiLo's "ass to ass" face

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    1. Lux Luthor6:09 AM

      LMFAO, VIP Blonde!!!
      What the hell is wrong with Shawn Holley? Does she enjoy stress? I can't imagine why she would want to work so hard for a client who probably doesn't even pay her on time, if at all, and is such an enormous pain in the ass.

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    3. Sarah8:22 AM

      Shawn Holley looks like she needs a Xanax.
      My only guess is that Shawn takes Lindsay as a client for the notoriety, she must get a lot of clients as a result of the magic she works for Lindsay.
      If that's not it, Lindsay must be working some undercover magic for Shawn.

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    4. J4:01 PM

      Priceless publicity.

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  2. LottaColada6:04 AM

    Shawn Holley is a dumb betch.

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    1. ethorne6:14 AM

      I second that betch

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    2. All about Eve6:30 AM

      @Lotta, love the new avi betch!!!

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    3. LottaColada6:51 AM

      @Eve, thanks betch ;)

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    4. a non a miss6:57 AM

      Betchin avi!

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    5. All about Eve7:30 AM

      Dammit Lotta! You made betch happen! Lol

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    6. Gayeld8:26 AM

      You better believe your ass-to-ass she made the betch happen.

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  3. Pip6:06 AM

    I wish they would arrest her ass for not following court orders.

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  4. FSP6:06 AM

    -)to(-

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    1. All about Eve6:31 AM

      @FSP, I just spit coffee all over my iPhone! Lmao!!!

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  5. Brenda L6:06 AM

    I am so sick of this skirt and all the chances she gets. I am going to go to her rehab facility for 90 days just so I don't have to hear about HER.

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  6. mikey6:07 AM

    OMG VIP, I just so inappropriately laughed at my desk over your comment.

    Did Shawn miss her, or what? And Betty Ford would take LL back after the last fiasco?

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  7. Patty6:07 AM

    Is anyone shocked this didn't go smoothly yesterday? Bueller? Bueller?

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  8. MISCH6:07 AM

    Ms. Holley should have told her to go F herself...

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  9. Anonymous6:13 AM

    I keep trying to wrap my ahead around all these chances this bitch is getting and I keep coming up empty. It makes absolutely no fucking sense at all. She can't be paying someone off, she doesn't have the money. At what point do these stop pitying her? And why don't judges pity the common folk that do this shame shit?

    also @VIP: bravo! These were my thoughts exactly but you put it much more eloquently than I could have.

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  10. mmshukla0086:13 AM

    I think Shawn Holley is "patiently" waiting for blohan to join the 27 club. that way she'll be in perfect position for the media blitz to follow. then cray cray Halle Berry can get the role in the movie...

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    1. di butler8:59 AM

      I have a friend who has worked with her, she calls her "Sly Shyster Shawn." Can't wait to read her your comment. She will die.

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  11. loubea6:13 AM

    I would be hella pissed if I was paying for rehab at Betty Ford while this circus was in town. Doesn't seem fair to the other patients.

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  12. Boozie6:15 AM

    I'm seriously shocked. I thought holley was a respectable attorney and that's why she ditched blowhan but now I'm thinking she's on the tmz-train. What a joke. If I acted like lindsay in just one of her incidents I'd still be in jail.

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  13. SoggyCrunch6:25 AM

    I gave her a 50/50 chance of making it to the 2nd.
    I figured she would have gone out on the 1st and gotten as high as she could since she'll in lockdown for a while.
    I thought there was probably a good possibility of her ODing and never seeing May 2nd.

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  14. Robert6:32 AM

    Every twist and turn in this case, every event which takes place makes the California criminal justice system more laughable to the rest of the country.

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  15. libby6:39 AM

    YAY VIP!!!

    (Lilo crowd chant:)

    ass2ass!!!

    ass2ass!!!

    ass2ass!!!

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  16. Anonymous6:43 AM

    pit 2 pit
    pit 2 pit
    pit 2 pit
    pit 2 pit
    I want to watch two hot sweaty stinky pits rubbing together.

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  17. libby6:44 AM

    Kimb, I'm kinda rubbing mine together , for you. They stink, and it's not pretty, the rubbing.

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  18. Kim6:48 AM

    Now there's a visual that I'll be trying to get rid of all day, thanks VIP!

    I kind of think Shawn Holley feels some sense of obligation toward her, or at least genuinely wants to help get her into a treatment she can't leave. Has this girl ever completed a rehab?

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  19. Maximus6:57 AM

    I really think anyone who has every gotten into more trouble for less in California should put together a class action lawsuit against the state. I mean what a blatant embarrassment. This preferential treatment is horrifying. Not shocking, but I don't think it's every truly been THIS extremely on display.

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    1. Sarah8:24 AM

      Yeah, aren't they a 3 strike state?
      Lindsay is on like strike million

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    2. HD YEAHH9:54 AM

      3 strikes are generally reserved for violent felons. Prison overcrowding.

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  20. Anonymous7:09 AM

    Is Shawn Holley in love with Lindsay? Do they have some kind of a personal relationship? Then why the 9th hour rescues? After being fired and stiffed? Is that how it usually works in the lawyer world? After all of that, Holley looks like an obsessed desperate fan/lover. That a talented woman's excellent reputation and professional acumen could be used by that whining, klepto, frecklebag to enable her addictions and complete lack of accountability, simply because she's got a crush on her, is pitiful.

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  21. Anonymous7:10 AM

    And I REALLY hate that picture. It's like someone stabbing a razor blade under my fingernails and then thrusting that hand in to a bucket of bleach and lemon juice.

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  22. kelly7:12 AM

    How can any Judge in CA now sentence anyone to prison or rehab for their punishment on their 1st, 2nd of 8 millionth conviction? I would imagine there are lawyers right now licking their chops that they can get their clients off by threatening to file suit if they aren't treated the same way as Lindsay.

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  23. CantHaveMyPurse7:18 AM

    I have to assume that Shaen has been paid before agreeing to take Lohag back as a client. If not, then what is her gain?

    And no offense to anyone here who lives in CA, but your judicial system is frightening.

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  24. Meli7:31 AM

    I live near Coachella and the Betty Ford Center, I'll post if I hear of any Lindsey sittings at the mall again hehe

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  25. Tyger Lilly7:32 AM

    Shawn Holley is BRILLIANT! She doesn't need Lind's ass2ass money (props VIP!)... Next time Robert Blake shoots a broad, Rebecca Gayheart runs over a kid, Sheen smacks up a Ho, and Paris gets caught with blow, who are they going to call? Shawn "Get Outta Jail Free" Holley!

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  26. MM7:32 AM

    This whole thing was so insane and stupid. Part of me wonders if LL is really this dysfunctional or if TMZ/RadarOnline just like to make a huge deal out of nothing for page views. (It's probably a mixture of both.) But who causes this much drama and chaos (possible arrest warrents, switching rehabs a million times) over a rehab facility? I just feel like this situation proves how addicted to attention and chaos she is. Anyone with a smidge of sense who was actually committed to "getting better" would have either 1. checked into the assigned rehab early to get it over with or 2. at the very least reported to the assigned rehab on time and quietly. But not LL; she has to create a circus.

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  27. kelgela27:34 AM

    Unfortunately, Lindsey won't last 3 weeks. Something will 'happen' and she will be let out without the judge giving out an arrest warrant. And the cycle will continue until she gets a judge that doesn't give a shit and sends her to jail.

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  28. delete account7:48 AM

    Love that pic! Where do you find these beautiful Kodak moments, Enty?
    (rushes off to change avatar)

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  29. Claritysk8:02 AM

    This makes me so effing mad. Had this been another everyday person,they would have had an arrest warrant out, not give them til sundown to maybe show up.

    Also based on DM pics, it looks like a SUV with her luggage showed up, but no Lindsay. .... Hmm,

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  30. CrazyCatLady8:06 AM

    Uhh what kind of rehab pays a referral fee. That sounds like a load of crap or a really bad rehab.

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    1. Gayeld8:34 AM

      Narconon (Scientology,) does. They have this whole network of what looks like independent referral agencies that funnel families to a Narconon facility and pay a referral fee to the person who got them there.

      When they're not lying to the Florida Courts about what kind of facility they really are.

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    2. CrazyCatLady12:44 PM

      So while you're trying to get clean the CO$ is brainwashing you as well? That is creepy!!!!

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    3. Gayeld2:10 PM

      @CrazyCatLady. They don't even care if you get clean. Their therapy consists of sweating the drugs out in the sauna (or just trading sex for drugs) and practicing the beginning steps of Scientology, like talking to an ashtray.

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  31. SusanB8:14 AM

    Well, good to know that if I want to commit a crime I should go to California for a light/no sentence. I'm sure there are a lot of good, hard working people in that state - why aren't they actively protesting this crap? Guess they're too busy working hard and paying their (overly high) taxes to have time to protest injustice.

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  32. shopgirl8:40 AM

    Wouldn't it be special if we really had 3 months with no Lilo drama? Yeah, doubtful.

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  33. auntliddy8:58 AM

    Im past caring about lohan. She needs to care about herself.

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  34. Anonymous9:00 AM

    She's addicted to the candle

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  36. lazyday6039:25 AM

    Larry Fortensky got to marry a movie star when she showed up during his stint at Betty Ford. Maybe there is a security guard detoxing there now who can take Lindsay away from all this & make her Mrs Security Guard. A girl can dream, can't she?

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  37. lazyday6039:28 AM

    For the people under the age of 50, Larry Fortensky was a house painter or lawn care specialist who detoxed at the Betty Ford clinic with Elizabeth Taylor & wound up as her 37th husband.

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  38. J Ruth 9:35 AM

    Wow. Holy misogyny on this thread. Jesus, she's a drug addict not Hitler. Relax.

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  39. parissucksliterally9:45 AM

    Shawn Holley, YOU are a fucking asshole. WHEN Lohan kills someone, I hope YOU get sued, along with L.A. County, for letting this stupid bitch get away with shit for over SIX YEARS, and keep putting her out on the street, instead of JAIL where this CRIMINAL belongs.

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    1. J4:08 PM

      You DO know that she's a defense attorney, right?

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    2. J4:12 PM

      You DO know that she's a defense attorney, right?

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  40. mooshki10:01 AM

    Nice comment juxtaposition there.

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  41. Anon10:09 AM

    Dear Miss Holley,
    There are plenty of brothers and sisters that could use your legal expertise who don't have Lohan's track record. I rather you represent them and leave trifling whitefolks to their own devices.

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  42. MnGddess10:43 AM

    The California judicial system is made up of a bunch of star-struck assholes. LL is going to end up killing someone and if she does, I blame the judicial system for not locking her up when she started all this crap.

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    1. Gayeld2:11 PM

      Not all of California, just a small portion of that Southern section.

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  43. Sherry11:06 AM

    To all those who have commented about CA: I live here and I am not offended. Hey if the shoe fits right?

    I would love to complain but I'm not sure who I should complain to. We do actually have prisons and yes they are overcrowded but I still feel we could squeeze in one more who truly needs it and release some poor woman who was arrested for passing bad checks.

    I knew someone who actually went to Chowchilla women's prison and she said she was never going to go back. No risk of attrition for her. I truly feel this will be the only thing that can save Lohag's life.

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    1. Gayeld2:07 PM

      LOL! My mother's ex-husband worked as a carpenter at Chowchilla. (Or as the out of state newscasters like to pronounce it Chi-chee-ah. *snicker* That never gets old.) He used to have some fairly amusing stories out of the place.

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  44. The Black Cat11:21 AM

    I think TMZ is paying Shawn Holley's fee for this, it's the only thing that makes sense.

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  45. Maria11:23 AM

    I just hope when I'm visiting LA in June she's still in rehab. I worry about driving on the 405 if she's on the loose!

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  46. Jason Blue Eyes12:36 PM

    Gotta hand it to her, she fucked Mark Heller over good this time. I'm starting to think she's not as stupid as she lets on.

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  47. MadJ6:12 PM

    She needs to go away and do some real time already

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