Kanye West Says He Is Not A Celebrity

If Kanye West was not hanging out with the biggest fame monger the world has ever seen, it would be a lot easier to relate to the rant he delivered yesterday at the Adult Swim upfront. Yeah, I don't know how they got him to perform either, but the check must have been very large. During his short set, he stopped to go on a rant about how he is not a celebrity and how he is on this earth just to make music to inspire the rest of the world.

"I don't know if you know there's one thing about me, but I'm not a celebrity. I don't know if you know there's one thing about me, but I'm a terrible, terrible celebrity. I don't know if you know there's one thing about me, but I'm the worst kind of celebrity ... Because I only make real music ... I'm only up in the studio to make real sh-t ... I don't want nobody coming up to me with cameras and sh-t ... Selling pictures to a f--king magazine ... Asking me dumb f--king questions ... Because I'm not a motherf--king celebrity ... I only make music that inspires you to be the best you can be -- And I don't want anyone to ask anything else of me. Someone asked me, 'When you do 'SNL,' are you going to do a skit about the paparazzi and humanize yourself? What the f--k do I have to apologize for? When did I become inhuman? Or was it them demonizing me and harassing me that made me less than human? Motherf--kers chasing people down and making you run into sh-t, and all they want you to do is laugh and sh-t. Hell no I ain't doing no 'SNL' skits, this is my goddamn life, and it's not a f--king joke."

No, the only joke is you and Kim and you knocking up on Kim and being on her reality show.