Justin Bieber Has To Pay For His Monkey

Remind me again why Justin Bieber thought it would be a great idea to get a monkey. When he reaches puberty and is not selling any records anymore and the only venues he plays generally have the word casino in their title, he will probably wonder how he could have squandered all of his money. One of the reasons is by buying a ridiculous number of cars considering he can only drive one at a time. The other is by buying a monkey and then abandoning it in Munich when it had to be quarantined. Now the German government wants Bieber to pay for the care of the monkey for the past two months. Bieber just says to pass the monkey off to a zoo, you know, because they wanted a monkey they didn't ask for and would love to take care of it for the next 20 years because some spoiled brat didn't think ahead.