Wednesday, May 01, 2013

Goopster Relationship Advice

I don't know how many of you watch Chelsea Handler. I'm sure fewer of you watch it when you know Gwyneth Paltrow is going to be on. Well, there they were together and Chelsea shared some of the Goopster's marriage/relationship advice that Chelsea has heard her give before. I personally don't think Gwyneth has ever followed this advice much like I don't think she has cooked more than 10% of the recipes in her book much like I don't think she knows how much a gallon of milk costs or that milk is made from more than just hand massaged goats from the plains of Mongolia. Basically the advice Gwyneth gives is that when you are angry at your guy, instead of being angry, give him the opposite, show him love and then give him oral sex.

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