Iron Chef America sucks your dick, fucks you and drains your balls of penis snot. ICA chomps your chunk and ears your spunk. It felches you and fucks you up the ass raw!
Fuck you, net. You're too chickenshit to censor. You know your readership will sink like a corn shot if you eliminate the entertainment. We own you, you fat fuckhead.
Corn shits and peanut shits. I have them, you hsve them. Oddly, I get corn shits after eating a Snickers. My shit smells like I eat stuffed my fucking face today at Golden Corrall and blew shit in my pants walking knock kneed in bowel pain agony from my car to my toilet. Shit just percussion blew out of my asshole like a projectile vomit so Intold the goddamn russiannmaid to stop laughing and start shoveling the shut off the floor. I dripped shit from the point Of impact to the shower, and ALL of it had that Golden Corrall cheap poor grade treated meat byproducts and fryolator grease stench, like rotting, dead cows and rotting eggs. Lots of fat assed women in Golden Corrall today, with a big fat woman fist and food fight over by the chocolate wonderwall. I slammed pieces of fried chicken Into the chocolate wonderwall so that all of the chocolate wonderwall coated strawberries and Macroons tasted like fried chicken skin YUM. So now you know why Golden Corrsll us s vomitorium, we all do our part and I eat there whenever I'm feeling suicidal and end my fattRnung artificial food frenzy with rhe artificial sugar/msg buzz of a bowl of their soft serve iced dessert product with chemical hot fudge sauce. I always shit nuclear power after eating there and tonight was no exception as my asshole vomited irradiating the fucking floor, shower, and toilet with Golden Corrall brand shit and diarrhea. Blew our my roofs too and coated the toilet bowl with my own ass blood.
Massiveg: Let me give you some advice, bastard: Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.
So I woke up and had to shit badly. I painfully squeezed out half a toilet bowl of golden shit nuggets then hopped into the shower to power wash my anus with a hand held, only to find I had to shut more so back to the throne again. The morning shit has the stench of rancid pizza and it is so horrific that I had to give myself three courtesy flushes. Next I will fire up rhe jacuzzi and press my aashole to one of the nozzles and blast my ass free of shit. My weekend beats your year.
The Pentagon Papers revealed that it has been official United States federal government policy since the Civil War to only send the flotsam and jetsam of a generation off to war. This makes perfect sense, as it would be stupid to send the best and brightest off to die in foreign ditches. It follows, therefore, that the veterans we celebrate this weekend are the weakest links, the flotsam and jetsam of our society, As evidenced by their disproportionately high rates of suicide, mental illness, bestiality, teen pregnancy, drug and alcohol abuse, and forcible sodomy convictions. So when you see a veteran at tomorrow's Memorial Day parade in Yourtown USA, just remember he is probably stupid, mentally ill scum who wants to assrape you while he's smacked out.
I know who you are, Anna. I enjoyed fucking your pussy in hotel rooms last year. I loved thinking about your slob, loser husband as I came in your pussy. Ever make him lap up my sticky penis snot from your box?
You don't know how to suck dick, and your cunt is too big because you dropped a baby through it. I would have bought you vaginal rejuvenation surgery had we stayed together because I like it tight tight. Nonetheless, I enjoyed using you as a sexual spittoon. It boosted my ego to watch you frantically flee your husband and brat in the mornings to get cross town to suck snd fuck my dick.
You haven't offended me at all, nothing you have said has bothered me in the slightest. Everything you have said is completely and utterly untrue so I'm not offended at all. I'm just trying to figure out what you want. Is it attention? Is it a male lover? You seem to be exceedingly obsessed with the back door and ejaculant, for a supposedly straight man. You are obviously up all night watching the food network, so perhaps you have your own weight problems?
This was all kinds of funny. I love Fallon.
ReplyDeleteNot funny but a wonderful mockery of the "Late Night " Wars.
ReplyDeleteCannot wait for Jimmy Fallon's tonight show. I thought game of desks was hilarious.
ReplyDeleteas a fan of Game of Thrones I thought this was funny. Fallon looks pretty good as a blonde.
ReplyDeleteBrilliant!
ReplyDeleteI dunno, maybe it's funny if you watch GoT, but somehow I really don't think that would help...
ReplyDeleteOMG, the map was hilarious! And really well done.
ReplyDeleteSo boring and stupid, couldn't watch after few minutes.
ReplyDeleteBrillz.
ReplyDeletehe's a modern day Johnny Carson, so happy he is moving to 1130 in Feb I can watch him after Chelsea now.
ReplyDeleteIt was brilliant if you're a fan of Game of Thrones.
Clever and very funny. :)
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ReplyDeleteI'm finding pussy on christianmingle.com, which is full of slits who are sluts
ReplyDeleteMen want slutty slits unless they play for The Browns.
ReplyDeleteThere is no such thing as a BBW. The correct acronym is FAW - fat assed woman
ReplyDeleteFat women spend their time eating and shitting, eating and shitting
ReplyDeleteEnt iis addicted to Toviaz. I am addicted to pussy and smack
ReplyDeleteShit walks and money talks
ReplyDeleteI don't care about you. Fuck you.
ReplyDeleteFallon is a trannie
ReplyDeleteThe prison bride is a crude fat pig, probably a dock whore
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ReplyDeleteIron Chef America sucks your dick, fucks you and drains your balls of penis snot. ICA chomps your chunk and ears your spunk. It felches you and fucks you up the ass raw!
ReplyDeleteI want me a Ferd Pickup
ReplyDeleteShore muff. I Aldo want the Clinique shit, markboro cigarets, and Lifestyle rubbers.
I am BoRed of sharing my random thoughts with you, so that is all.
ReplyDeletebye mandywannabe! zip up, your not so massive wee is showing!
ReplyDeleteThe haggen das gelato Ad sucks shit
ReplyDeleteThe host of Restaurant Impossible eats and shuts steroids. Will Smith is a mo.
ReplyDeleteFuck you, net. You're too chickenshit to censor. You know your readership will sink like a corn shot if you eliminate the entertainment. We own you, you fat fuckhead.
ReplyDeleteCORN SHIT
ReplyDeleteCorn shits and peanut shits. I have them, you hsve them. Oddly, I get corn shits after eating a Snickers. My shit smells like I eat stuffed my fucking face today at Golden Corrall and blew shit in my pants walking knock kneed in bowel pain agony from my car to my toilet. Shit just percussion blew out of my asshole like a projectile vomit so Intold the goddamn russiannmaid to stop laughing and start shoveling the shut off the floor. I dripped shit from the point Of impact to the shower, and ALL of it had that Golden Corrall cheap poor grade treated meat byproducts and fryolator grease stench, like rotting, dead cows and rotting eggs. Lots of fat assed women in Golden Corrall today, with a big fat woman fist and food fight over by the chocolate wonderwall. I slammed pieces of fried chicken Into the chocolate wonderwall so that all of the chocolate wonderwall coated strawberries and Macroons tasted like fried chicken skin YUM. So now you know why Golden Corrsll us s vomitorium, we all do our part and I eat there whenever I'm feeling suicidal and end my fattRnung artificial food frenzy with rhe artificial sugar/msg buzz of a bowl of their soft serve iced dessert product with chemical hot fudge sauce. I always shit nuclear power after eating there and tonight was no exception as my asshole vomited irradiating the fucking floor, shower, and toilet with Golden Corrall brand shit and diarrhea. Blew our my roofs too and coated the toilet bowl with my own ass blood.
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ReplyDeleteMassiveg: Let me give you some advice, bastard: Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor, and it can never be used to hurt you.
ReplyDeleteyou are so transparent
ReplyDeleteI enjoyed fucking you last year, and I got off thinking about your husband as I came inside you.
DeleteAnna, you are a very beautiful woman.
ReplyDeleteSo I woke up and had to shit badly. I painfully squeezed out half a toilet bowl of golden shit nuggets then hopped into the shower to power wash my anus with a hand held, only to find I had to shut more so back to the throne again. The morning shit has the stench of rancid pizza and it is so horrific that I had to give myself three courtesy flushes. Next I will fire up rhe jacuzzi and press my aashole to one of the nozzles and blast my ass free of shit. My weekend beats your year.
ReplyDeleteagain, transparent
ReplyDeleteAnna Namis, can I interest you in some Connie Linguis?
ReplyDeleteThe Pentagon Papers revealed that it has been official United States federal government policy since the Civil War to only send the flotsam and jetsam of a generation off to war. This makes perfect sense, as it would be stupid to send the best and brightest off to die in foreign ditches. It follows, therefore, that the veterans we celebrate this weekend are the weakest links, the flotsam and jetsam of our society, As evidenced by their disproportionately high rates of suicide, mental illness, bestiality, teen pregnancy, drug and alcohol abuse, and forcible sodomy convictions. So when you see a veteran at tomorrow's Memorial Day parade in Yourtown USA, just remember he is probably stupid, mentally ill scum who wants to assrape you while he's smacked out.
ReplyDeleteWhy transparent? Please explain. I write about my
ReplyDeleteLife. It is transparent in that sense.
Sperm = cream of penis
ReplyDeleteIf your pussy stinks, wash it out with Drano before I try to eat it. Thanks. The Management
ReplyDeleteIt is so hard to clean your asshole properly in Manhattan because the water pressure sucks
ReplyDeleteI know who you are, Anna. I enjoyed fucking your pussy in hotel rooms last year. I loved thinking about your slob, loser husband as I came in your pussy. Ever make him lap up my sticky penis snot from your box?
ReplyDeleteYou don't know how to suck dick, and your cunt is too big because you dropped a baby through it. I would have bought you vaginal rejuvenation surgery had we stayed together because I like it tight tight. Nonetheless, I enjoyed using you as a sexual spittoon. It boosted my ego to watch you frantically flee your husband and brat in the mornings to get cross town to suck snd fuck my dick.
I don't have any kids G, must have been someone else.
ReplyDeleteYou haven't offended me at all, nothing you have said has bothered me in the slightest. Everything you have said is completely and utterly untrue so I'm not offended at all. I'm just trying to figure out what you want. Is it attention? Is it a male lover? You seem to be exceedingly obsessed with the back door and ejaculant, for a supposedly straight man. You are obviously up all night watching the food network, so perhaps you have your own weight problems?
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