Friday, May 10, 2013

Four For Friday - This Makes Five

It's Friday today. The Friday before Mother's Day. The Friday where you start to think that perhaps you should look into buying the card before all you end up with is one in Spanish or something and try and convince your mom that it is really special, and no, it does not say from your daughter rather than your son. No matter the fact that Mother's Day is this weekend, I will be here blogging for you tomorrow and Sunday and will have some reveals from the archives. I would love if you would like to follow me on Twitter. I am @entylawyer

This would be the shocker of the shocker of the year. In the past, this A++ list celebrity has had affairs. He has had enough money to to keep most of them quiet and there has never really been photographic evidence to back up the claims of at least four women who have had sex with the married celebrity. The four we know of anyway. One of the more stalkerish of the four does have photos of the celebrity, but does not have any with him and the ones of him solo or not naked or anything scandalous. It is obvious a cell phone camera took the photos, but not obvious who took them or in what situation. If you ever ask her (B list celebrity in her own country; D lister here) she will be happy to show them to you. Another of the women actually got pregnant by the celebrity and was the closest to bringing down the empire. A massive check took care of it and it was such a huge check that the missus had to get involved in paying it. They have made up for the check since and the woman has not lifted a finger or worked a day since she got the check. No one knows if she lost the baby on her own or another way. Each of those two women claim there have been hookers, but the hookers will sell away, and our celebrity cannot pretend everything away again, so he has a new person who has not only signed an agreement to stay quiet, but also works for the same company, so he has valid excuses to see her at home and away from home. Even though she has these agreements signed, there are rumors that someone is trying to sell photos of the pair and that the photos could have only come from her or from him. Maybe this is why he has not been spending time with his wife lately, but has found time to spend with the kids.

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    1. @Cara Jinx! Good job!!!

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    2. VIP!!!! Where have you been? What is going on around here? You have been missed!

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  2. Posh/Becks/Katherine Jenkins

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    1. VIP! Where were you girl!?

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    2. @Lotta Recovering from an ass to ass injury. Nothing worse than an ass to ass injury

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    3. Welcome back, VIP! I hope you're not out of the
      -)2(- game long.

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    4. Anonymous12:06 PM

      Hey VIP! Glad you showed up, it's been entertaining.

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  3. Anonymous10:12 AM

    I'm hungry

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  4. A++ list? Shocker of the shocker of the year?
    I am thinking Clinton.

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  5. Four For Friday – She is no he
    Today is Friday. Just 2 days til Mother's Day. Have you gotten your mother her Mother’s Day gift yet? I found the perfect bacon bouquet, yes mom loves bacon just as much as I do after all I have to get it from somewhere. I will be blogging all weekend also and will be revealing a few items from the archives over the weekend. If you would like to follow me on Twitter, I am @entylawyer. Once I reach 20,000 followers I will reveal a blind item that I’ve been teasing for a while which will end up being really really lame.
    This overly obese blogger has a secret. A big secret. Originally this blogger would write blinds for his site and even join in on threads occasionally. Until it got too big and too much for him to handle. He then turned to some of his female minions and asked them to help write some of the entries. Well as the clicks went up he saw his chance to sell and cash out. This did not sit well with two of his main minions. One still holds a grudge to this day and the other has finally turned the other cheek and is trying to get back into his good graces. Now while he still claims to be a male blogger, the multiple ghosties currently writing for him are all in fact female and love to delete comments when bEtches with stinky pits complain.

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    1. Entyonamobile +1! What is Libby's problem today? Normally she is such a peach.

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    2. @kimberly, you mean a peach pit!!!

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    3. Libby is mad she is not the only one who LOVE armpits.

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    4. Damn @boobs where you been all my life

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    5. @Leon waiting for you

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    6. Y'all be nice to Libby!!!

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    7. Oh and entyonobile is brilliant!

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  6. @VIPblonde: WB, I missed you!

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    1. @SKOR Thanks! Work has been busy. And by work, I mean the Arab Milkshake circuit ;)

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  7. Brad Pitt and Dakota Fanning for one of the girls.

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  9. AH, SKOR, you beat me to it. I totally think this is Bubba.

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  10. I don't believe if it is Becks that it would shock anyone.

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  11. so is that it? original enty pissed off someone on the inside and now they are trying to take down the site? jeez, can't they just go to human resourses and file a complaint?

    and i agree with becks. i thought maybe tiger woods except the married bit

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  12. If I had a nickle for every naked pic my girls sent me I 'd be rich as Tiger

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  13. There is no Ent.

    It's Libby.

    She's the pit behind the curtain.

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  14. Shit. Here I thought I was helping out a fellow bacon addicted slob but stirring up the clicks. If that is a farce, I may have to rethink this.

    Well, there are still some dirty minded women around here, so I could stay a bit.

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    1. What wha!?! :O anytime!
      :O
      :O

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    2. Count, I'm such a dirty whore. You and I would be perfect together.

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    3. I don't know Count shit but bobs snatch is mine.

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    4. I'm suddenly craving Burritos

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  15. I thought Becks too. There's no way that there is no cheating going on with those two. She's in it for the kids, not him.

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  16. Sounds like a normal weekend to me!

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    1. Anna you make my wang sad

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    2. Anna, please stop your crusade against me. I'm just a normal commenter who finally got up the nerve to post and is suddenly being maliciously attacked by you. It's very hurtful.

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    3. Anonymous12:05 PM

      Anna, you're an idiot. Entyonamobile is one of the trolls, and my favourite by far.

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  18. Anonymous10:23 AM

    A++, I'm thinking Matt Damon, because of the Famke Janssen affair rumor. B list in her own country, d list here? But huge check and the missus got involved? Affleck? Pitt?

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    1. @Anna: +1 for Damon. I would be surprised about that. Becks and Katherine was no surprise at all. I was shocked that everyone else was shocked.

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  19. Can we do this every day??? My pits never tasted this good! Libby canned peach pits? MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO(shhhhhhki)

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  20. I don't get it why does it say four for Friday?

    Ugh, is this day over yet? I want to go shopping! Robin Sparkles, let's go to the mall TODAY! Lol!!!

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  21. I don't think it's Becks as 1) it wouldn't shock at all and 2) he's almost always photographed with the kids and/or her when he's off the field.

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  22. What in holy hell is going on here today?

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  23. Gotta be Beckham. What a piece of work.

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  24. @BoobsNSnatch, hunny, gotta wait in line. Today, I bang the Count

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  25. @ ♥ Billy's Bride ♥ I was wondering, is your groom Billy Moses?

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    1. OMG!!! How did you know that?! Are you a stalker?! Who are you???

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  26. WRONG! It is not David Beckham. I know their nanny. She is a very sweet older lady who says he loves Victory! She said they cuddle on their veranda everynight with a glass of wine and some blunts.

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    1. He loves Victory and his wife Victoria!!!! Sorry. :)

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    2. @mrsbprofane...haha, because of the original typo, I interpreted "they" to be him and the nanny, which left me confused. ;)

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  27. Hey, what's up, I'm new in town
    I work for the circus, Shaggy the Clown
    Anyway, ole girl, I seen you around
    I guess I'm trying to say that I wanna be down, hey
    We had ice cream, sat in the park
    I walked her all the way home when it got dark
    She took me inside and when the door shut
    Next thing ya know I had my nuts in her butt, hey

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  28. I thought Becks until the "empire" line. Then I thought Prince William until the "kids" line.

    I don't think Becks having an affair or eight would be the shocker of the year.

    What about The Donald? It would be the shocker of the year to find that there are four women willing to sleep with him.

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  29. Big Willie Jefferson Clinton, baby.

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  30. Anonymous10:32 AM

    I was thinking Jay-z. Because of "empire" and that he can see new girlfriend at work or at home

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    1. Great guess. But like Beckham I don't think it would be shocking if Jay Z cheated. Beyonce certainly had the $ to help him out. Maybe the baby became little Miss Blue Ivy

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  31. Ooo! I like the Jay-z guess!

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  32. @Michelle NICE. I could see this.

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  33. @♥ Billy's Bride ♥, Oh, hunny I've bangged him, TWICE this week!

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    1. No way, bitchface! He's been with me ALL the time except when he was at work!!!!

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  34. Anonymous10:36 AM

    Jay Z's a good guess Michelle! Nice catch on Empire.

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  35. OMG... I am soooo confused! You people are talking about some sh*t I just don't understand - I feel like I'm 14 years old again & drunk at a fraternity party listening to conversations that are just wayyy beyond me.

    I'll just do what I did then - take off my top & drink some more.

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  36. @Tyger Lilly, Oh, you're MY type of girl! Love to do topless!

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  37. is Darrian coming back??

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  38. @♥ Billy's Bride ♥ oh, hunny, WORK is my nickname!!

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  39. I'll drink to that Tyger! My kitty lurves liquor and lickher, too!

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  41. Anonymous10:47 AM

    canopener? Are you just naming random items around your apartment now you mutinous betches? I'll bet your kitty does do that, can't find a man to do it for you apparently. I'm calling the SPCA.

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  42. Clinton's wife isn't foreign born.
    Jay's wife isn't foreign born.
    Ditto Affleck.
    I thought Michael Douglas, but it doens't quite fit.
    It says A++ Celeb, not actor. Usually that's a clue.

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    1. One of the girlfriend's was foreign born I think - not the wife

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  43. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt.

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  44. I'm thinking Harrison Ford. Key words being Solo and Empire.

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  45. REAL COMMENT HERE:

    Not sure what in hell's bells is happening around CDAN today, but I wanted to warn the long-timers and real commenters that someone has set up fake Blogger profile names to spoof existing names (including Himmmm and Enty).

    I will not be posting any more today, thus anyone doing so will NOT be any of the original Himmmms.
    (Check the profiles with screen names).

    Sorry to come in here to say this but who knows what the hell is going on here. Hope you kids are all well and safe, and we'll probably come back to CDAN when sanity returns. Take care, good luck, and hoepfully Enty will activate the secret blocking function somehow!

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    1. So...you...don't want a fish sandwich?

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    2. Not now Ironman.

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    3. Go away Himmmmmmmm. No one is fooled anymore. RDJ would be ashamed!

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    4. @himmmm thanks for explaining. I didn't know what to make of all this. In particular I hate all the porn talk. If I want porn, I'll go to Youporn or something. It's not what I expect to wade through here. Hopefully all these trolls will eventually get bored and move on.

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    5. Anonymous12:19 PM

      Oh fuck. My third idenity is posting again. Forgot to take them happy pills last night

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  46. @Tru Leigh, I think the foreign born actress is someone he's cheated on his wife with....

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  47. Just out for a little stroll?

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  48. So now you like Cheyenne?

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  49. Maybe you'd like to visit her in the hospital?

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  50. Cheyenne took a little spill at riding today

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  51. Just goes to show you, Nick. You can never be too careful!

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  52. Sadly it's probably the Beckhams. I like to pretend they're the most perfect family of all time. SIGH.

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  53. I finally got my book from Enty that is SIGNED BY AMBER TAMBLYN! So what if it isn't a book, or signed!?! Don't you dare rain on my parade!

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  54. I finally got my book from Enty that is SIGNED BY AMBER TAMBLYN! So what if it isn't a book, or signed!?! Don't you dare rain on my parade!

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  55. long time reader/ lurker, although not sure if today was the best day to start posting.

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    1. LOL! Don't worry too much. Things will calm down in a few days. Trolls generally either wear themselves out or convert themselves to the "True Believers."

      BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Cool-aid?

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  56. @Tru, the comment about the foreign-born woman refers to a woman - not the wife - who has cell phone pictures of the guy in question.

    I thought Clinton - I still kind of do, because I just don't think the world really cares that much about Jay Z, whereas yet another massive Clinton scandal after all these years and his wife's accomplishments, would be massively damaging to their brand.

    But I can see the Jay Z argument for this as well.

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  57. VIP is really The Piv? What else can go wrong today? Nothing makes sense anymore! Hold me, HIMMMM. Deep inside that RippingDiggitydoggityJello mold that is your pit!

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  58. Cannot be Becks, since he has consistently been one of the highest earning athletics – so he does not need Posh to pay off anyone.

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  59. Your mom. HAHHAHAAAAA! Get it? Because it's OUR TURN to say a little something about MOMS? OH ENTY, you need to stop--you do too much for us already!!!

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  60. Anonymous11:08 AM

    Please.. Would Clinton or Jay Z be "the shocker of the shocker of the year". No.

    I'm going for the gusto and saying Obama.

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  61. @Amber...agreed!

    I'm going with the Jay Z guess.

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  62. RDJ/Himm/Enty is Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!!

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  63. Can't be Trump for the same reason. There's no way he would need Melania's money to pay someone off.

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  64. I miss Darrian. Pits. Enty and Kympossible are splitting the profits. And MaryMooooooooooooshki makes sure the floors stay clean. She loves to be on her knees, that one!

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  65. Why would anybody be shocked if Clinton were getting some strange? Shocker of the year would be proof that he hasn't been boning anybody but Hillary.

    On a side note, this site is really starting to suck ass. Too many trolls making the comments really sucky to read through. And it's not just today.

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    1. All I know "Mr Largesse" if you braggin you ain't packin

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  66. JayZ wouldn't need Beyawnsay's money to help pay off a side piece.

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  67. canopener said...
    Your mom. HAHHAHAAAAA! Get it? Because it's OUR TURN to say a little something about MOMS? OH ENTY, you need to stop--you do too much for us already!!!



    LOL That is very funny and spot on.

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  68. I thought Jay Z because of Empire.

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  69. Wow...I feel like I accidently ate a weird mushroom or something after reading some of the comments O.o

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  70. Ah, the Amber Tamblyn signed books-that's stuff from the archives for sure. The good old days. Sorry I missed the CDAN meetup.

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  71. the only positive side of these trolls is that Himmmm came out to say hello. Hello Himmmm, hope all is well in your world.

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  72. @Himmmm: Much appreciated :)

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  73. My head hurts from all the nonsense...

    Anyway, I think it's Posh and Becks, they do have an empire of sorts with all the endorsements, the colognes/perfumes and her fashion line.

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  74. FYI, Anna - I'm a fairly new regular and I was really just confused, but now I get it. Just idiots with nothing better to do with their time & missing the AOL chat rooms of the '90's.

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  75. Brangelina - not married.

    David and Victoria have actually spent a lot of time together lately, and they're ALWAYS with their kids. So def not them.

    I was also thinking Jay Z although I don't think why it would be such a shocker that he's a cheater.

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  76. OK what the hell is going on around here?

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  77. I actually really like the Jay Z guess, but I can't see Beyonce willing to "fake a pregnancy" to cover up Jay Z getting another women pregnant, and then for her to proceed to raise the baby doesn't seem likely either. Oh and "fake pregnancy" is in quotations bc I dont believe she faked her pregnancy, but I know ALOT of peeps on here do, so I wanted to clarify that

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  79. What the????? I'm so confused, why the war on "Enty"? It's just a gossip blog, for entertainment. Why all the Haterade today?

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  80. Anonymous12:31 PM

    OK, shocker of shocker of the year, A++ CELEBRITY who needed money from the missus for this one, empire, successful recently to make up for the check, d lister from another country involved, new one works for the same company and would be expected to be at his home. He spends time with kids but not wife.
    So, Will Smith has been spending time with kid(s) but not wife, but from the sounds of it, the shocker would be that it was a woman he was with. (not sure about him being gay) Although, if you thought about the kids and their careers creating his empire, it might work. Stretching, though.
    Must keep thinking.

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  81. I can tell you what the haterade (hahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!!!!) CAN'T be about. It certainly CAN'T be because he is a lying, manipulative shyster. Begging for $ from his readers for a RADIO SHOW (hahahahhahaaaahahahahaaa) that aired TWO, YES TWO times. Oh, and promised SIGNED AMBER TAMBLYN BOOKS to readers who 'donated' a certain amount of money. It CAN'T be because HE ISN'T EVEN AN ENTERTAINMENT LAWYER. It certainly can't be any of that.

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  82. Anonymous1:09 PM

    Just trying to figure out what in the world is going on! They're Trolling hard, yes, but why? Tell us about it Canopener? what is this all about? And how does it make you feel?

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    1. What's going in is I'm trying to largify my wang and you are not helping.

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    2. Anna when you changing your name again munchausen by Internet is a good one you lying cunt

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  83. Empire = Spielberg? Bill Gates? But they have more money than God. But maybe it's tied up in trusts and such.

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  84. I was at first thinking Tom Hanks as Rita does a lot of producing on films and would have $$ as well. AND it wouldn't be the first time they supposedly had to pay someone off...BUT after this line:

    "No one knows if she lost the baby on her own or another way"

    It makes me wonder if this was the baby they got that she faked the pregnancy for...Food for thought!

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  85. Jay Z, not sure who the D list celebrity is but definitely Rita Ora for the girl he is hooking up with now.

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  86. You won't believe where I found maggots! Didn't think it was possible! How did they get in there? Is a part of me dying inside? Please, Enty, cleanse me!

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  87. in France, we can see Beckham family pics 5 times per week since he's in PSG team

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  88. I see dead people.

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  89. Oh dear. Camilla got tipsy and thinking about William's baby, started spilling family secrets again. She likely still holds a grudge against Susan George, who a youthful Prince Charles cared for dearly, and they remained friends and she attended his wedding to Diana.

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  90. Imagine what a heckuva story it would be and a disruption if it turned out Charles had a secret child all those years ago, and William isn't the oldest? Talk about a modern day "Game of Thrones" episode. It would be epic. Someone should make that scenario into a "House of Cards" type of drama.

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  91. Guess what? CHICKEN BUTT!
    Look at my thumb! GEE, YOU'RE DUMB!
    Look at my pinky! GEE, YOU'RE STINKY!

    WHY DID ENTY CROSS THE ROAD?
    Because he left his SIGNED AMBER TAMBLYN BOOK on the other side!

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  92. Would think Becks if not for comment about the wife helping in some way to pay off the pregnant woman. Becks clearly has enough money himself, more than his wife has anyway so wouldn't need her help with money at all.

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  93. Ok, so since it says "kids", it's not bill clinton or JayZ because they only have one each. This "but also works for the same company" makes me think of Trump - unless Enty is talking about a sponsor. He only has one kid with Melania but sees his other kids all the time cause they work for him. If it's a sponsor it could be Becks. If it was a ginormous amount, like $10million, that type of money might be in some sort of joint account that he might need to involve Victoria in.

    Please don't let Donald Trump be A++!

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  94. Becks called. He wants Enty to clean his balls. He'll clean Enty's balls in return. Oh shit. ENTY DOESN'T HAVE ANY! My bad...

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  95. Jay Z is a GREAT guess. I'm hopping on that bandwagon.

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  96. Can we launch a kickstarter campaign to bring back Enty's Radio Show? I'll start it! I'll donate the first $500! I'll see if he can auction some cool H'Wood memorabilia. I think he might even have a piece of chewed gum that he was able to rescue when The Zooey spit it out on the street he was cleaning.

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  97. Anonymous6:15 PM

    To be fair scrolling threw all that is just as annonying as scrolling threw all the ass to ass jokes, which I think is the point someone's trying to make. I'm Switzerland in all this but can't EVERYONE just comment on the posts? Leave all the politics
    Through not threw

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  98. Scrollin' with the trolls...Rollin' with the homies. Can't we all just get back to what's really important? Of course it's pink tacos and burrito whores! God, I miss those days...

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  99. English kings have been fathering illegitimate sons for a thousand years. They don't get to be king. Charles II made 5 of his bastard sons dukes and 4 of those titles still exist. So if current Charles does have a middle aged love child, the best he can do is Duke. And they haven't created a new non-royal duke in over 100 years. How does Earl or Viscount sound?

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  100. Entry fathered my illegitimate child. That's my guess! I wins the internets! What do I win, Alex? A SIGNED AMBER TAMBLYN BOOK OF COURSE! (Allow 6-never years for delivery)

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  102. Thanks, Ben. That means a lot coming from you. Now, please STFU and go back to blowing Entry. I won't play your reindeer games. WHO LET THIS AMOEBA IN?!?

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      Canopener let's be besties. I love your "psychotic society threatening" (™Affleck7) ass.

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    2. I am all yours, KK.

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  103. Anonymous8:22 PM

    @Affleck 7. I like your name.

    All 7 and we'll watch them fall
    They stand in the way of love
    And we will smoke them all
    With an intellect and a savoir faire
    No one in the whole universe will ever compare

    I am yours now and U R mine
    And 2gether we'll love thru all space and time so
    Don't cry
    1 day all 7 will die

    B4 anyone gets the wrong idea, this song is about love triumphing over all the things that stand in the way of people loving one another and living in peace. I am a peaceful man.

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  104. This all sucks. F**k you trolls - I have been here for over 4 years and love the people on this site. So, how about you all just GO AWAY!!!!!!!!! I have a busy life wtih a family. I work, have a child, a husband, a house, a job, so many things to do - I turn to these people for fun and laughter and the support they give to each other. Just go troll another site and get off mine!!

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  105. Anonymous8:29 PM

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  106. This is your land. This is my land. Wait--it's my land. Only mine. We took a vote. You need to go back to FMLLand where you belong. Sorry. You just don't fit in.

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  107. My guess for the blind--Hanks. He's a little too squeaky clean. I still love him, though.

    I realize everyone feels free, no, obligated to let their shiniest pieces of crazy show on the internet, shit they usually keep under wraps otherwise. But, I mean who really wants an autographed book by the Tamblyn chick that much? Is she that freakin special?

    Troll on, crazy comrades! May sanity tread lightly on its way past your padded cells, so as not to disturb your journeys down your own twisted little psycho paths.

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  108. Did you just take a shit on Amber fucking Tamblyn? That's it. I'm taking this straight to Enty. May God have mercy on your soul.

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  109. Guess the slut bends it like Beckham. Good for Beckham. It is a good thing that he found himself a cum dumpster who sucks his fuck pole and let him slamfuck her quivering quim until his throbbing slab of turgid man meat blows a big load of baby batter into her cooze. Never underestimate the importance to a man of clearing his balls of penis snot. I just wonder if Jenkins is a three input woman as Beckham is known to tap shit chutes because they are sweet meat and shit is a great sex lube.

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  110. My jism is sweet. I know because I lick it off my hand after I jerk off in the men's room at my whore house or in my Bentley. I cum chocolate y'all.

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  111. This is honestly annoying and upsetting. Seriously do not understand how someone could be so bothered to make so many false accounts and post all kinds of random annoying crap. It's not even incriminating information, it's just more blank comments to scroll through. Waste of time trolls, waste of time.

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  112. Ent's running scared! Asshole thinks his staff is going to sit around reading all of your comments! BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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  113. Here's my two cents about what has been going on here. I really don't enjoy all the crude posts that sound like a bunch of horny 16 year old boys in a locker room, but I don't find all these crashers any more annoying or distracting than the usual overly-personal verbal diarrhea that I often see here.

    Some people who clearly need to get out and find some real-live friends treat the site like their personal diaries and attack new posters or others for saying something--gasp--offensive. This is a gossip site for entertainment--just shits and giggles. Many people take it way too seriously. Just ignore the bullshit, wherever it is coming from and stick to the gossip!

    That said, I was on the Jay Z bandwagon, but today my money is on Obama!!

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  114. Do not start moderating these comments, Enty. Censorship is a slippery slope.

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  115. "bringing down the empire" and "same company", so it was Harvey, not Clinton

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