Quick, think of an occupation. Pearl diver probably is not something you would think of when thinking of occupations. I could play the game for a few hours and I don't think I would come up with that job title. I guess I thought most pearls were probably farmed out of oysters designed to produce pearls and everything was done by machines. Nope. It turns out that Demi Moore's new guy is a pearl diver. That must have been an interesting conversation. The good news for tabloid fans is that Will Hanigan is not the quiet type when it comes to details of his love life. Demi never says anything about anyone. Will told Star Magazine that the pair are very close. Will also has the craziest yoga mat I have ever seen.
Is that a euphemism??
ReplyDeleteWell, he picked a real gem this time....
ReplyDelete*SNORT*
DeleteHmmm, so interesting.
ReplyDeleteIs that what she is calling her drug dealer?!?!
ReplyDeleteI had no idea, but evidently, gold digger is spelled p-e-a-r....;)
DeleteHe's her dealer not a Pearl diver. Until I see proof I won't believe anything she says.
ReplyDeleteI'm a Muff Diver myself.
ReplyDeleteOf course she's dating an Australian pearl diver. I just can't get over this trick...
ReplyDeleteat like sea world?
ReplyDeleteShe has same mat. I need to know why...
ReplyDeleteUgh, did anyone have to read The Pearl in middle school or high school? It's about a pearl diver who finds a huge pearl. And then his life is ruined.
ReplyDeleteYes! Its that whole genre of novel where everything is either all good or evil. Hate it. Life is all about the shades of gray- and i dont mean that dumbass book.
DeleteYeah Karen, I hated that book!
Delete@Karen I think that actually sounds kind of interesting haha
DeleteI have a Pearl Diver. I bought it in Ann Summers. Not bad but it eats through the batteries.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Excellent Just you. I had a pink Pearl myself.
DeleteIdk, i really want demi to be clean and happy. Hope this is a start.
ReplyDeletegood for her finding a guy with a nice steady job.
ReplyDeleteCalling on the Count...calling on the Count!! It'll be interesting to hear his pearls of wisdom re: pearl diving. ;)
ReplyDeleteNot saying that he actually is one, but Pearl Divers get paid a LOT. Very dangerous work, but pays so much.
ReplyDeleteDemi needs to go over to Love Fraud and Read.Every.Word. This will not end well. There is nobody to intervene for her. It's like watching Sharon Stone in Casino.
ReplyDeleteHit it girl!
ReplyDeleteToo many people have already called this one out! Of course it's a euphemism for her dealer/sex partner!
ReplyDeletePardon my yoga dorkiness, but sheepskin mats are typically used for kundalini yoga.
ReplyDeleteI think I read he's in his 20s? Enough Demi!
ReplyDelete"We're sorry, Count Jerkula is making pearl necklaces and cannot be reached. To leave a message, press or say #me after the beep."
ReplyDeleteHey - someone's gotta do it.
ReplyDeleteIs pearl diving a euphemism for felching? I've never done that. I don't think I'm above it, but never was with a girl who asked or said it turned them on.
ReplyDeleteAlways bugs me out to hear stories about cuckolds that watch their wife do another guy, then eat the dude's goodies out of her after completion. <>
Pearl necklace is cool. Its always nice to show a lady that you've been saving up to give her a nice gift.
Christ, does she ever learn anything?? Demi..try dating a MAN around your own age, you pathetic has been.
ReplyDeleteDemi never struck me as the pearl necklace kind of girl. Definitely a swallower.
ReplyDeleteIf you just looked at the photo, and didn't read the text or header, the caption could be something about Demi and Gregg Allman hunting polar bears.
ReplyDelete(yes, I STILL think of Gregg when I see 'em.)
I was thinking maybe it was something like a dookie bubble remover.
ReplyDeleteWhen I read the title, I thought it was a euphamism...
ReplyDeleteStrange occupation? Looks the guy from 'Vikings?' I'm in love!
ReplyDeleteGood she has a bloke who knows how to find small round objects that give women pleasure.
ReplyDeleteKaren, I read that f*cking book as well. Are you Australian?
pearl diver...aka gives her oral after giving her drugs.. PERFECCCTTTT
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