David Beckham Retires

One year in Paris is all he wanted. Turning down the chance to stay on for another season, David Beckham is retiring from professional soccer and will focus on his tribute band Spice Boys. David spends most of his time with the band preening on stage and throwing tantrums while pretending he is better than everyone else just because he married well. David Beckham is probably one of the most famous soccer players in history and managed to become arguably one of the most famous faces on the planet.