Crazy Days and Nights: Cross Your Fingers - Chris Brown Could Go To Jail

Monday, May 27, 2013

Cross Your Fingers - Chris Brown Could Go To Jail

According to Amanda Bynes, Rihanna got beat by Chris brown because Rihanna was not pretty enough. Amanda got hit by at least one guy, so i wonder what the reason for that was. Anyway, this is not about Amanda Bynes being an idiot. This is about the car accident Chris brown got involved in last week in which there are a million pap photos. It turns out, Chris was being his usual a-holian self and would not give up his drivers license or any of the information he was required to by law and the police are now treating it as a hit and run which could violate his probation and land him in jail. I would love that. We all would love that. We all know it was Chris Brown, but assume it was just Joe Blow. There is no way the driver would know how to get into contact or who hit her without that information. I think we all should take a minute today and hope that Chris goes to jail.

34 comments:

Christopher Cruz6:36 AM
Dear God, please let him go to jail. I promise to eat all my vegetables if you could arrange to have his butt violated on a daily basis. Thank you. Amen.
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Brenda L6:45 AM
He's not going to jail...he's a CELEBRITY! Erebody calm down.
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kgirl6:46 AM
I'll be the first with the unpopular opinion of who cares. I'd much rather see those a-hole industry people who are into tweens or parents who neglect innocent children with their self-absorbed druggie ways behind bars.
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Unknown6:46 AM
Chris brown acted like an entitled asshat? Well color me surprised...
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8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob6:50 AM
CB is incredibly stupid. He is on probation and doesn't give information after an accident?
If this wasn't because he is a celebrity and won't be harshly punished in this world, I would push for it.
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OKay7:02 AM
I'm with kgirl. And no, Chris Brown isn't going to jail. This post was pointless.
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auntliddy7:45 AM
He is possibly the most unlikeable person around. Ugh
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__-__=__7:48 AM
Didn't Afleck leave a note when he hit a car? Is Afleck the only human left that still does this? Fist Brown in jail is not going to happen. This time.
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SusanB8:20 AM
I was accused of hit and run one time (on a parked car) but luckily I was able to prove it wasn't me or my car. But even then, when the police showed up for me, I wasn't arrested or anything - had to give them my side of the story, they checked it out, case closed (at least the part of the case involving me). So I don't think he'll be arrested.

However, Amanda......I read about her tweets in the NY Daily News yesterday. Seemed pretty racist/hater to me. Doesn't she have ANYONE who will have her committed? Or is she trying to get herself murdered? - and I don't mean just her vagina.
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In-N-Out!!8:25 AM
I think this post is wrong. Didn't he exchange insurance information with the person he hit? That was what was reported last week. You don't need a police report if you exchange info and don't contest the accident which as much as we dislike CB I'm sure he wouldn't do -- there's pics everywhere.
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Unknown8:28 AM
He'll get what's coming to him at some point whether its going to jail for this incident or not.
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Tyger Lilly8:39 AM
I'm going to go with kgirl on this one... We all know celebrity justice sucks anyway, let's just focus police & judicial resources on some real monsters this time.
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Jason Blue Eyes8:51 AM
Amanda is really in no position to say if someone like Rihanna is pretty or not, considering she wears Dany Carvey's 20 year old Garth wig from Wayne's World everyday.
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Count Jerkula8:55 AM
Thank you for shoe horning that lovely, yoga pantsed ass into the site again. It is the little things like that which make me not care that you have utilized hurtful MANsogynist stereotypes in creating your Enty character.
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Mala Propism9:05 AM
It's a good thing they don't bill prayer minutes like cell phone minutes... Or this would put me over just on Chris Brown alone.
This "man" needs to learn that he is not exempt from the basic responsibilities of being decent to other human beings simply because he's marginally talented and got exceptionally lucky.
Karma needs to quit sitting on its hands and pay Mr. Brown a visit.
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parissucksliterally9:27 AM
he is a fucking dumbass thug. I hope he seriously fucks up, and spends the rest of his life in jail. That is where he belongs.
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Claritysk9:51 AM
i bet there is somethng that makes it okay for him not to show his id as he is a "celebrity" and therefore his address needs to remain confidential or some bs
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readercomelately10:19 AM
He lives in my neighborhood and is a complete waste of space. He and his friends speed so much around blind corners on these windy roads I am surprised he has not killed someone. Here are some LA stories about what a complete d-bag the guy is.
http://laist.com/2013/03/07/chris_brown_goes_apeshit_on_a_valet.php
and here
http://laist.com/2013/05/09/chris_brown_graffitis_his_own_home.php#photo-1

I hate calling anyone this, but he really is a horrible human. Can't understand why anyone buys his music.
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Boxes Little Boxes10:32 AM
@readercomelately,

I offer my deepest sympathies that you share street space with that worm.
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Alvin10:59 AM
I'd rather send the Kardashians to jail.
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Anon12:15 PM
Surprise, the Entity didn't go into detailed about what else Amanda Bynes said about Rihanna.

She tweeted: Rihanna was so ugly trying to look white.
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readercomelately12:29 PM
@boxes
Thanks so much. I live in a funky neighborhood on the edge of some very fancy places, and there are a lot of musicians and celebrities up here. There are some super nice ones, some you never see or hear about it, and then there is Chris Brown.Totally disrespectful, driving crazy, loud parties (just invite the neighbors, a#* hat, and maybe they wont call the cops on you) etc. Happy holiday everyone. Off to BBQ and drink lots of margaritas! I am new here but I have lots of fun stories to share, and some I cant but wish I could...those damn NDA's and all.
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auntliddy12:39 PM
Ananda burns is nuts. She can text whatever she wants; its easy to see riihana, for all her issues, is gorgeous. And beauty has nothing to do with skin color. I stll cant believe shes not nutty enough to get committed!!!
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Boxes Little Boxes1:07 PM
@readercomelately,

Did you have to sign an NDA to live in your neighborhood? Interesting!

I'm not shocked at all that he's a terrible neighbor. Loud parties are one thing (who hasn't had a neighbor who's done that once or twice), but your buddies driving crazy through the neighborhood? It's on! I have some friends who live in an upscale neighborhood; a big-name athlete moved in and it was craziness, so they set up a neighborhood petition and went through all of the steps to put up these ginormous speed bumps (like if you go too fast over them, they'll scrape the underside of your vehicle). It's a wealthy neighborhood, so they were able to get an exemption for the speed bump height. You speed down that road, you drop some vehicle parts!
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NaughtyNurse1:09 PM
Even if Chris Brown went to jail, it would be for about 15 minutes in California!
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cricket2:08 PM
I read that the insurance info he gave her was fake. That's why they are thinking of charging him with hit and run. But they won't this asshat is going to be as slippery as Blohan is.
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elspeth10:56 PM
@SusanB, How/Why were you named or identified? Was it an unfortunate coincidence or did someone target you? It sounds like the incident was more complex -- Since you were able to clear yourself from that part of the story?
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