Thursday, May 16, 2013

Buy Farrah Abraham's Used Sex Tape Bikini & Other Teen Mom News

Apparently as part of the deal that saw Farrah Abraham get paid big bucks for her porn debut, she also had to turn over everything she wore to Vivid, including her very used bikini that is on the cover of the video. Very used. Not something you would probably want to own, but it has gone up for auction on ebay with a starting price of $500. So far there have been no bidders. If you would like to bid, you can click here.

In other Teen Mom news, MTV is going to have a special where they throw every Teen Mom with their mom into a house and have them "repair" their fractured relationships. Uh huh. Or exploit them and have them make everything worse. It would feature Farrah and her mom and Jenelle Evans and her mom.

Speaking of Jenelle, it looks like she will probably be headed to jail for her latest brush with the law so she better film the special quick. She faces up to two years in jail for her heroin related charges.


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28 comments:

  1. CantHaveMyPurse6:48 AM

    Ick. Nast.

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  2. Boxes Little Boxes6:48 AM

    The eBay description is the bestest!

    >> Don’t miss this once in a lifetime chance to own a piece of pop-culture history! The winning bidder will receive the actual bikini worn by Teen Mom and new celebrity sex-tape sensation Farrah Abraham in her record-breaking DVD!
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    >> Farrah wore this bikini in her private photo shoot for "Poolside Collection" swimwear before it was catapulted into the annals of sex-tape history when it appeared on the cover of “Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom”.
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    >> And now for one lucky fan only...Farrah's bikini...straight off her body and into your hands!

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  3. Henriette6:48 AM

    Isn't she pregnant by her porn partner? I guess they didn't use condoms.

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  4. LottaColada6:53 AM

    $500? Bfffttt!

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  5. FSP6:57 AM

    $500 make me holla

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  6. saltygirl6:58 AM

    Clearly Farrah did not write the listing.

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  7. auntliddy6:59 AM

    Time to cap this franchise. Seriously.

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  8. Sass717:02 AM

    Remember when MTV was relevant? Ah, the good old days...

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  9. Anonymous7:08 AM

    Since no one's willing to pay even $500, it will be interesting to watch the price drop...and if anyone will ever buy it. _(gag)Brain bleach for one over here please.

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  10. Anonymous7:11 AM

    And that new show sounds like the same ol' MTV lightly scripted crap. "Repair their fractured relationships"...means alot of screeching, a couple of hair pulling fake fights, some "bros" going out drinking and making out with bar sluts, basically Jersey Shore fpr teem moms.

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  11. 8====D KermitGossnellKnobjob7:12 AM

    "Farrah wore this bikini in her private photo shoot for "Poolside Collection" swimwear before it was catapulted into the ANNALS of sex-tape history when it appeared on the cover of “Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom".

    LOL at the (probably) non-intended pun.

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  12. Count Jerkula7:12 AM

    The description doesn't say if the bikini is soiled or washed. That is probably why there are no bids. What kind of sick bastard would want the bikini if is was washed? Also, was it a thong? Lil ass crack string don't hold much scent.

    You wanna get top dollar for undergarments, you gotta vibe through it, to get some flavor saturation. Then it should be vacuum sealed it to preserve the aroma.

    Ebay stopped carrying ads like that some time ago.

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  13. GemTwist7:25 AM

    You. Are So. Tedious.

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  14. 851349437:49 AM

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  15. OKay8:12 AM

    This Jenelle person doesn't need jail, she needs rehab. A lot of rehab. Not even gonna comment on the porn star.

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  16. ljsmed8:35 AM

    Disgusting....

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  17. couriergrrrrl8:47 AM

    Someone actually bid on it! It's up to $800 now.

    @CountJerkula fess up! It was you wasn't it!

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  18. Count Jerkula9:09 AM

    @couriergrrrrl: No. Although it is a possibility that I have purchased a few panties for a lovely and then kept a pair after it served its purpose, I refuse to purchase through the internet, for fear of some dude buying bulk undies, scrubbin them on his ass crack and making a mint.

    Cheap panties are what, $2-5/pair? Avg selling price for soiled is $50. That is a heck of a mark up.

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  19. Rose9:28 AM

    Uh...gross.

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  20. SingBlue10:37 AM

    34 bids, up to $3,500 now. So come on, who's bid here since the enties mentioned it?

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  21. Gypsy10:43 AM

    Enty. You are making her a star. I seriously hate that I know who she is and I blame you. Please for fuckssake quit reporting on this whore.

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  22. Sweetiebird10:54 AM

    Ugh. I feel like I just got, like, 16 STDs just reading the headline.

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  23. Poppymann11:26 AM

    7100 now. I hate America.

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  24. Count Jerkula11:32 AM

    Whenever there are auctions like this, expect there to be sham bids. Either the whores publicist to bump the price up, or just a troll, who never plans on actually completing the transaction.

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  25. SoggyCrunch12:12 PM

    Up to $10,400.

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  26. Jason Blue Eyes12:12 PM

    Ha! Now it's up to $10,400.00 - with still six days left. This is going to sell for at least $50,000.

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  27. Unknown2:09 PM

    This is pathetic. Any celeb used condoms out there for sale?

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  28. SeriouslyAwkward9:14 PM

    This is a piece of pop-culture history? In just a few short years, this creepy, crusty, two-piece fashion don't will be worth less than a Beanie Baby.

    ... unless there's some kind of underground celebrity porn collectibles community where something like this would retain some value?

    Nah. I still think it'll go the way of the Beanie Baby.

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