Blind Items Revealed
November 20, 2012
I don't know how she does it, but this C list movie and made for tv movie actress with A list name recognition managed to convince an average guy (with a large, but not obnoxious bank account) to part with $20,000 to spend the night with our actress. Considering they did not leave the club where she met him until almost dawn and that she was out of his place by 8, not sure what her definition of all night is.
Lindsay Lohan
A fool and his money are soon parted.
ReplyDeleteAmen part 2
Deletelucky guy out $20,000 but got a case of the Herp
ReplyDeleteIt was probably drug money anyway, so who cares.
ReplyDeleteGenerally, I assume that dudes who bang coke whores after a night at the club, already have Herp and HPV. At best LiLo re infected him.
Hookah!
ReplyDeleteI hope the guy tied a 2x4 across his backside before he jumped into that thing. Otherwise he might have had to crawl out of there on the back of a crab.
ReplyDeleteI think everybody got this one.
ReplyDeleteHear that? That long whistle? It was the wind passing through her nether region flaps.
ReplyDeleteShe should just hang up a sign above her cooch saying, "Now served ______" similar to McDonalds. Quite similar actually. I'm sure they're both stuffed to the brim with "special sauce."
You're One step closer to that Oscar, girl. One step closer.
ReplyDeleteBwahahaha @ Robert!
ReplyDeleteI think I love you, La Descarada.
ReplyDeletehow do you start that conversation, hi I'm Lindsay Lohan star of the hit 2004 Mean Girls. 20 Grand to fuck my ass. I take Visa, MasterCard.. BUT NEVER AMERICAN EXPRESS!!
ReplyDeleteLiLo probably has one of those things on the top of her cell phone where she can swipe credit cards.
DeleteOh y'all are hilarious today still hungover from last night I bet :)
ReplyDeleteIt is pathetic that so many women in Hollywood would rather work as hookers in order to cling to a pathetic connection to the entertainment industry and fame. Like getting an education and a normal job is somehow failure.
ReplyDeleteIn all seriousness though, with all of the attractive girls giving it away for free, why would anyone give that std/drug riddled piece of leather any kind of money?
ReplyDeleteAlso, did she take a check? No average person takes $20,000 into a club unless they were buying a large amount of drugs.
lutefleck,
ReplyDeleteThat is a great point. The guy probably put a stop payment on the check because I don't think it is sex if the man doesn't hit the sides.
cowbulls, how ironic would it be if she went to cash the check and it bounced? Who is screwing who then?
ReplyDeleteWhich why you could care less about the way the Mischa Barton's if the world are treated when you got plenty of Logans in the world.
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