November 12, 2012
What A list reality star who I wish would go away yelled at a production assistant yesterday because he dared bring the star sparkling water when she asked for still. "How did you even get this f**king job?" Yeah, she is a real joy. Probably because other people very close to her are passing her in popularity which really makes her mad.
Kim Kardashian
It was her swollen ankles.
ReplyDeleteOmg those pictures were horrifying!! Ps if anyone did that to me I would go get still water, from the toilet.
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DeleteThis had "Kartrashian" written all over it. Then there's the whole question of the oxymoron "A-list reality star."
ReplyDeleteWell I'm sure that person who brought her the water got the job by applying and going through the normal process like a normal person...unlike herself who obtained her "job" by lazily spreading her asscheeks on camera.
ReplyDeleteSomeone should remind her of that.
Love this!!!
DeleteYup. For real. Very lazily I might add. Extremely
DeleteYup. For real. Very lazily I might add. Extremely
DeleteLa Descarada, that'd be a great comeback!
ReplyDelete"How did you even get this f**king job?"
"I f**ked c-list, third rate rapper who owned a camcorder. Oh, wait, sorry, my bad! That was you."
Ahhh! Even better!
Deletehow do they become so ungrateful ?
ReplyDeleteI would have thrown the water in her face, and asked her how she could keep her face from melting when she got so heated up over something so stupid.
ReplyDeleteLaDescaranda, awesome comeback...
It was one task! give her sparkled water, how can you mess that up?
ReplyDeletewhen they apply for these jobs they know the type of people they will be dealing ! some are anal,
ReplyDeletemy comeback would of been 'getting pissed on' oh no sorry that was you. I would of been the happiest person on the unemployment line.
ReplyDeleteShe's a bitch. It's not a secret. Any PA needs a thick skin and should be able to distinguish flat and sparkling water from one another.
ReplyDelete@ it took forever -- how could they get that wrong? YOU just got it wrong here, too. She asked for still water, not sparkling. Just thank your sweet ass your job doesn't depend on Kim Kardashian.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, it's much more likely she asked for water, period, and just assumed the assistant would magically know she meant still water. Because really, no one asks for "still water," and bartender types might well take it you mean sparkling depending on the context.
ReplyDelete(I mean, celebrities especially are more likely to specify what kind of bottled water they might want. I would be shocked if any celebrity asked for water and ANY assistant or waiter/waitress dared to fill a glass with still tap water.)
ReplyDeleteRidiculous! To act that way, to get a job as an assistant- ridic. Ill get my own water, thank you. Jeesh!
ReplyDeleteDid her porno have a scene with ray j pissing on her in the shower?
ReplyDeleteKK better learn some humility because her only "talent" was her incredible curves and willingness to let anybody do anything sexually to her. That body is gone forever and with her new body making her look like a performer in the whale show at SeaWorld nobody is going to want to touch her.
ReplyDeleteI love this because if she gets that upset about water imagine how pissed she's going to be when Kanye drops her ass after the baby is born
ReplyDelete@cowbells, ding ding ding you got it, hit the nail on the head. I cannot get enough of all the "Kim is Fat!" headlines on the trashy mags at the grocery store. No, not all women blow up like that when they're pregnant.
ReplyDeleteAll the king's plastic surgeons and all the king's lipo wands won't be able to put that Dumpty back together again!
Actually Jonathan, Ray J is an R&B singer, not a rapper. Not every male artist in the music industry is a rapper. Shocking, I know!
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