This former B list celebrity and sometime reality star who is now probably a C- list celebrity has been known to turn tricks with her kids in the house, and use drugs too.
Not Pam. Her boys are in a private school in BC & stay at their grandparents (her Mom & Dad's) on holidays up in Canada. Pam doesnt see the kids very often.
Oh, I confess ... it's me. When I put the kids to bed, me & hubby smoke a joint & then I play hooker for the night with hubby. And we do this while the kids are in the house & sleeping! I guess I win Parent of the Year!
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean. Got to nail her back at her trailer. Heh. That rhymes. I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin' Well I find it's quite a thrill When she grinds me against her will Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
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ReplyDeleteBrooke Mueller? Too obvious?
ReplyDeleteDenise richards
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ReplyDeleteBrooke Mueller
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ReplyDeleteBoth Pam and Denise were actresses. I think would have mentioned this.
ReplyDeleteOctoMom?
Brooke Mueller
ReplyDeleteParent of the year! I think any blinds involving fucking up a childhood in any way should be revealed. Who's with me???
ReplyDelete*raising hand*
DeleteNot Pam. Her boys are in a private school in BC & stay at their grandparents (her Mom & Dad's) on holidays up in Canada. Pam doesnt see the kids very often.
ReplyDeletePlease let this be Kate Gosselin
ReplyDeleteOh, I confess ... it's me.
ReplyDeleteWhen I put the kids to bed, me & hubby smoke a joint & then I play hooker for the night with hubby. And we do this while the kids are in the house & sleeping! I guess I win Parent of the Year!
Hi everyone. Long time reader, thought I would throw my hat into the ring and take a guess... Shanna Moakler?
ReplyDelete@Diane: interesting point of view on how to interpret this blind item
ReplyDeleteWould Brooke really need money THAT badly? Unless of course she was trading sex for drugs.
ReplyDeleteBrooke wasn't an actress. A realtor?
ReplyDeleteShanna Moakler! Now there is someone I had actually managed to forget about! And a good guess, also
ReplyDeleteWell, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
ReplyDeleteI'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean.
Got to nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have to admit it was even more of a turn-on
when I found out she was doin' me to buy baby formula.
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Well I find it's quite a thrill
When she grinds me against her will
Yes, a lap dance is so much better when the stripper is cryin'
Count Jerkula, you're pretty when I'm drunk (and I'm pretty effin drunk).
ReplyDelete@unknown: Thank you. I hope you are a chick.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm going to drop another BHG reference soon. Keep your eyes peeled.
Denise Richards, who was in Heidi Fleiss's stable of whores. She was known for her oral sex skills
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