This A list mostly movie actress tells her significant other that she is taking their child to mommy and me classes or play dates. What she does is pass the child off to the nanny and then waits in the parking lot or in front of the play date house smoking one joint after the other.
What Jennifer Aniston would be like as a Mother?
ReplyDeleteGod I can see Rachel Green doin this with Emma...Ross would be pissed but too scared to say anyrhing cause Rach is obvi havin a midlife crisis with her job at Givenchy.
DeleteFrom the Mail, methinks it's Angelina
ReplyDelete@VIP, you didn't. No, you didn't! Behind the play date house in 15 minutes!
DeleteCharlize Theron...long time looky loo first time guesser!
ReplyDeleteNot Angelina. She hen peck poor Brad about the weed so much he has to hide it around the house.
ReplyDeleteIf we are taking a break from Nicole Kidman guesses, then I'm gonna go with Drew Barrymore.
I am not condoning the parent of a small child's drug use, but isn't it a bit extreme for an actress to hide something like pot? If it was coke or anything heavier, it would make sense.
ReplyDeleteThe BI does say significant other and not husband so I'm leaning towards Angelina too.
ReplyDeletePart of me wishes this was Gwyneth Paltrow. Just imagine the picture of her as a teenager was a puff of smoke instead of a bubble.
It wrote "Their kid" so they have only one kid ?
ReplyDeleteLol timebob - First person that came into my mind too!
ReplyDeleteNot really sure, but it has to be someone who's kid is still too young to tattle.
And someone whose SO would be upset about weed. Someone very straightlaced.
DeleteI can't see Angelina only teaching 1 child. She has 6 children. Also, she doesn't have time to be sitting around in a car. Ang doesn't smoke weed. Heroine is her drug of choice.
ReplyDeleteI hope this isn't Amy Adams. I love her.
ReplyDeleteHA! Mother Of The Year Award goes to.....
ReplyDeleteMommy and me is for very young children. Brad and Angies are too old. Plus Angie at a group class, they don't mix with the peasants often.
ReplyDeleteNatalie Portman?
Natalie Portman?
ReplyDeleteI can see her burning one.
Sarah Jessica Parker?
ReplyDeleteReese Witherspoon for the win
ReplyDeleteAmy Adams and Natalie Portman. It's definitely got to be someone with 1 kid.
ReplyDeleteNatalie Portman is a good guess. Didn't think of her.
ReplyDeleteI agree with whoever said Drew Barrymore...her husband seems kinda uptight. I heard she's getting her tattoos removed for him, so she can be buried in a Jewish cemetery, I believe.
ReplyDeleteThat being said, maybe she just needs some alone time which I totally get.
Count Jerkula, that's who I agree with!!!
ReplyDeleteLol
Weed is legal in CA (where they likely live), why would this even need to be blind?
ReplyDeleteIt's still illegal to smoke in your car. DUII still applies.
ReplyDeleteBecca gayheart? Hope not.
ReplyDeleteIt would be illegal if you were in the driver's seat, I am quite sure the nanny drives her. No crime in tokin' in the back seat!
ReplyDelete"No crime in tokin' in the back seat" is the phrase of the day! Thanks @ktmonster!
DeleteThat poor Aleph always looks sad, too.
ReplyDeleteNatalie Portman and Reese are both good guesses. Each has only one young child. Child needs to be 2 or younger for mommy & me. And both women's so's seem uptight.
ReplyDeleteI think either Count got it with Drew, or it's Kate Hudson.
ReplyDeleteAnd lololol to anyone who thinks Natalie Portman smokes the reefer.
@Ruby: It only feels dirty the first couple times ;)
ReplyDeleteLol..!!!
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Uma Thurman? She's in today's photos.
ReplyDeleteYeah I'm going natile isn't she a know pothead. Like what @pugstermom said sound like a straight laced guy. Gwen and Chris probably smoke together for all we know. Everyone know brad smoke big time so he wouldn't mind.
ReplyDeleteYou can be buried in a Jewish cemetery with tattoos... you also do not need to be Jewish but if not, need to be married to a Jew.
ReplyDelete@sherri Lee - depending on how strict/orthodox the family, getting a tattoo as a Jew is still a huge deal.. it's true you do not need to have them removed in life to be buried in a Jewish Cemetery. they can be 'ironed' (burned) out of your skin when you are dead, before preparation for burial.
ReplyDeletehowever, i could see her husband, if he is quite religious, wanting her to lose the tats now
Gross!!!!!!!!
DeleteAs a mother who smokes pot my only issue with this is if she is putting her child in the car after she's been toking away in it, that's not good..
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ReplyDeleteI think it's the Goop. I'm probably wrong but had a friend whose kid took riding lessons with Apple a couple of summers ago. Chris Martin was always there shuffling to & fro, really nice, very hands on.
Apparently, Apple was always asking if Mommy was coming on "in the car" and he always said no, she was "working out". She did something like 5 hours a day?
Anyway, Goop shows up once all summer and Apple is crazy excited and surprised.
Another friend worked on a set with her (member of the crew) & told me another story. From what I've heard, everything about her is so false. This to me, seems like something she would do.
Lazza dear, we're going to need the other story.
DeleteAll the stories.
Delete@aunt liddy
ReplyDeleteLOL! I meant she asked if mommy was coming (too..as in to get her) OR in the car (not "on" that was a typo)! Oops.
It she was the "in the car" comment that always struck my friend and me as odd, so why I guess her.
As far as the other story, I can't remember the exact deets, it was back when she did that movie with Jessica Lang, so a while ago. Based on what my friend told me, it was something like, Goop was all cool and sweet to everyone on set. My friend was sent to go to the garage to load the car and she slammed the trunk close (as you do).
Goop was there, hiding out doing something (she guessed, hence the forthcoming reaction) and didn't see my friend so was rattled when she slammed.
She proceeded to really curse my friend out for scaring her. I mean really nasty. My friend was totally shocked because it was a complete about face.
If I remember correctly, even threatened her to have her fired or something to that effect. Pretty strong reaction to someone just doing a favor and loading the car! Then Goop went back to set and was all smiles and chill vibes. My friend thought she was in the Twilight Zone (one of her 1st of many experiences with the "jet set", she soon learned).
Jennifer Garner
ReplyDeleteco-sign on drew barrymore, her new husband is very conservative and they only have one child who is age appropriate for mommy and me clasess
ReplyDeleteWhich mean this bitch puts the nanny and kid in the car filled with reefer madness and then drives them home? WTF!
ReplyDeletePiggybacking on previous guesses here, has to be Uma or Amy A. The use of "significant other" is deliberate and implies an unmarried couple, as is "child" in the singular.
ReplyDeleteDon't think its Angelina, would she settle for weed when she prefers heroine? I don't think so. Ditto Gayheart.
ReplyDeleteDrew maybe....
Aren't they all potheads?
ReplyDeleteDrew is a good guess though due to uptight home life...
Halle.
ReplyDeleteCDAN'ers, please take note. "Heroin" is a drug. "Heroine" is the female hero in a movie.
ReplyDeleteThe More You Know...
LMAO!!
DeleteThere are pictures from yesterday of Hilary Duff outside Luca's mommy & me class
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