Wednesday, May 01, 2013
Blind Item #5
This A list mostly television actor is rich and has a drug problem. He is also inventive. Apparently instead of sending people to buy drugs for him, he now has a group of people who actually make the stuff just for him and has a direct pipeline. This would also explain his not too distant out of the country trip he took to a known drug country.
Hmmm Charlie Sheen?
ReplyDeleteHmm... who has gone to either Mexico or Colombia?
ReplyDeleteAsshat
ReplyDeleteAre you referring to Ashton?
ReplyDeleteGiancarlo Espositio. He has Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul making drugs for him.
ReplyDeleteI won't spoil how that turns out.
Yes! Awesome BB reference. ;)
Delete@Lotta- he's the only asshat I know of.
ReplyDeleteCharlie Sheen. Most TV actors don't make enough to higher personal "drug makers".
ReplyDeleteWhat is this asshat you speak of?
ReplyDeleteLMAO Cathy!
ReplyDeleteI miss Gus....
If it were feasible to grow coca in the US, don't you think people with a helluva lot more money and resources than Charlie Sheen would have already been doing it? This isn't like grass, which anybody in Cali can grow in their garage. Setting up his own private crank lab seems more likely, if you ask me.
ReplyDeleteExcellent point, Dick... Otherwise I'd be lying in my very own poppy field guessing one of those MTV trailer moms who think ice or hillbilly heroin is just as good for at $10 beej...
ReplyDelete@Lotta - ( Y )
ReplyDelete@FSP- perv!
DeleteIn all seriousness, though, I think "pipeline" may be a big clue... 1st one that pops in my head is the Keystone Pipeline - I know Darryl Hannah got arrested at a protest but she's s "she" (and who cares) & Clooney hosted a benefit, but if he was a druggie I'm SURE there would have been more rumors before this... Thoughts?
ReplyDeleteJust to be a bit different how about Matthew Perry?
ReplyDeleteCharlie likes crack, anyone can cook that at home with some water and baking soda. Not my deal, but to each their own. So maybe he's got a home crack kitchen staff? He's the smartest richest crack head I can think of.
ReplyDeleteNow that I think about it, I'd be leaning towards heroin. Poppies can be grown in the US; it's just not practical to do on a large scale. If all you're looking for is enough for yourself and a couple of friends, somebody could conceivably set up such an operation. Might not be any cheaper than street price, but I doubt that's the concern here. It'd be of known quality and purity, and the risk would be considerably different without having to interact with dealers.
ReplyDeleteJon Hamm
ReplyDeleteKutcher spends half his time meeting with tech startups for his venture capital business. I seriously doubt he is anything but a very occasional recreational drug user, if even that. His life is the polar opposite of dissipated.
ReplyDeleteYup, people all over the place grow opium poppies in their gardens and have no idea. The regular ol' seed display in the garden section sells them. It's perfectly legal, you can grow them as much as you like. Just don't "milk" them, the DEA doesn't approve.
ReplyDeleteAnna: I thought Charlie liked to freebase, not smoke crack? Crack is for poor people, just ask Whitney Hou....never mind.
ReplyDeleteMexican Meth Lab or Colombian Coke Co-op???
If it is Charlie getting blow straight from Colombia, then watch for dead hookers. That shit aint gonna be stepped on and they aint got brains.
Charlie Sheen. TMZ had pics of him in Colombia in 2011, which I think counts as "not too distant".
ReplyDeleteIt's Charlie with that meth mouth of his.
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