Blind Item #5 - Met Gala
This B-/C+ list actress/former reality star found some guy worth millions about 5 minutes into the party and then literally held on to him the entire night and told someone she had to go to the bathroom so bad but was afraid he would find someone else or leave if she went to the bathroom. She held it and held on to him and left with him at the end of the night.
Julianne Hough
ReplyDeleteTragically, it turned out Mr. Moneybags was "not into watersports."
ReplyDeleteHe's billing her for the laundering costs for his linens and a new mattress.
good guess!
ReplyDeleteI need the Count to talk to me about holding in the pee again.....
ReplyDeleteI think you're supposed to keep going? Walk it off!
DeleteShe should be grateful she CAN hold it for that long. Aging sucks. I have about 15 or 20 minutes, and if I haven't found a bathroom, I better pray I find a bush or a change of clothes.
ReplyDeleteKim it's even worse when you're older and have MS, 5 min max!!! That's all I could think about when I read this blind!
ReplyDeleteYeah, it would've been SOOOOO ATTRACTIVE if she'd wet herself. Oh honey. Just no. Have more self-respect than that.
ReplyDeleteDidn't he have to go to the restroom at any point? You couldn't've held hands and skipped to the bathroom together?
ReplyDeleteDamn the way she attracts rich men she shouldn't be worried about losing one to someone else. Of course if shes looking to get laid only for a change that's different.
ReplyDeleteAw....it's just like Cinderella. (except
ReplyDeletefor the peeing part)
Julianne Hough finally got her claws into GWD, huh?
ReplyDelete@lotta: You don't hold it, you just keep going w/ the g-spot stimulation, even after you feel the urge to pee.
ReplyDeleteThe pressure will build up and create that feeling, it means you are close. Don't worry about it, you should have already put a towel on the bed in preparation. Just keep going so you can experience one of the many wonders your body has to offer.
Thank you, Count J.
DeleteYou're input on this blog is vastly improving my sex life. ; )
Padma Lakhsmi..Did anyone see her leave with an old guy?
ReplyDelete@count are you talking about squirting or legit pudding during sex?
ReplyDeletePissing**** stupid autocorrect
ReplyDeleteMichelle Williams...
ReplyDelete@Primadiva: Thanks for the clarification, I though we were heading toward scat for a second, and that is on my no list along with blood and choking.
ReplyDeleteTalking about squirting. It is a carryover from yesterday, some where in the Epic Paris Hilton thread. Nudibelle asked for squirting tips after becoming jealous of Farrah Abraham's ability to do it. I posted a link How To Make a Woman Squirt, and I gave the advice to keep going even when you feel like you have to pee. The Califblondy corroborated the advice.
@Lotta: You are welcome. I fancy myself as Pervy Appleseed, spreading knowledge to help others lead happier, fuller lives.
@Count, you should consider yourself a treasure to society.
Delete@count ok that's what I thought because you're right ;) I learned how to the first time when I was 18 and it felt like I was going to pee I jumped off the guy, ran to the bathroom but it wasn't pee??? Then I perfected it by 21...you CAN shoot that far (Ferrets 10ft squirt) hehe sorry if tmi, but I love it, it's amazing, if you ladies want to try, the best way is to be on top and arch back and ride...you'll figure it out ;) ok I have to go play corporate coed softball now.
ReplyDeletePrimadiva- You get today's Golden Clit award! :)
DeleteHAHAHAH I love it Prima!
Delete@Prima: That same shit happened to me. The chick bugged out said she had to piss and scrambled off the bed and into the bathroom.
ReplyDelete@ethorne, I feel so honored thank you!! :)
ReplyDelete@count, did you go to college in NYC? Were you my first? Haha
@lotta the best is when you get them in face, specifically the eyes, then you're like yea, that's right, I own you bitch. Hahah ok I have to play now.
ReplyDeletePrima-I just high-fived you.
Delete@Prima- GET IT, GURL!
DeleteThis whole post hurts my soul.
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