Monday, May 20, 2013

Blind Item #3

This A list celebrity/athlete has been taking high blood pressure medication and apparently it is making him impotent which is leading to more drinking which has led to a 15 pound weight gain and a gut. Combined with his baldness and he looks nothing like he did before everything began.


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  1. Has Bruce Jenner gained weight? And is he balding?

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  2. Nevermind, it's totally Tiger:
    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2327230/Tiger-Woods-girlfriend-Lindsey-Vonn-sizzles-blue-dress-supports-beau-charity-poker-tournament.html

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    1. I second that. That picture on the DM. I cringed.

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  3. Andre Agassi? Cal Ripken? Shaquille? I have no idea.

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  4. @ms snarky - I'm pretty sure impotence would be a good thing where OJ is!

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  5. This type of thing worries me about taking all kinds of medications. One thing that leads to another thing, etc etc etc. I know a lot of the time there's no way around it but shit, i'll try some kale or some yoga or something first.

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  7. There are blood pressure meds that don't make you impotent, he needs a new doctor.

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  8. There is absolutely no way on earth that OJ Simpson would be considered an A list celebrity. Maybe A list name recognition but not A list. No way.

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  9. Irony? Karma? Oh, Tiger.

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  10. @La Descarada - Did you see the yacht photos from last week? He has moobs! And now we know why he had to have his head covered from the sun...

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    1. No I did not see the photos but I can just imagine. Someone should send him one of those 18 hour support bras and a box of Rogaine. He may have deep pockets but that isn't taking the fug away.

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  11. I guess this is why Lindsey Vonn isn't worried he will cheat on her LOL

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  12. Drinking, gut, baldness, impotence: this is exactly the description of your average golfer.

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  13. Bruce Jenner looks nothing like he used to but that is from a lot of bad plastic surgery.

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  14. All my meds have made me fat. That's my story & I'm sticking to it.

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  15. This is an idiot, whoever it is. There are ten different classes of anti-hypertensives. First thing my doctor told me was that if things didn't come up quite like they were supposed to, let him know and we'd go a different direction. There's no reason for this to be a problem. Now, even if he tried every med there was and still couldn't get it up, what's the point of having A list money if you won't even blow some on Cialis? Christ, if I had A list money and fame, I'd be taking it whether I needed it or not, just so I could be gratuitously studly.

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    1. If Cialis works the same way Viagra does, taking it with your BP meds could kill you. Of course I work in a prison so I'm admittedly, rightfully, thankfully unfamiliar with ED meds.

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  16. Rogaine and a lot of blood pressure meds don't mix. If it's Tiger, I say, ahahahahaha, too bad!

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  17. Christian Bale.

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