Wednesday, May 15, 2013
Blind Item #1
Last year, this former B list reality star and now just a D list celebrity with an interesting name made a small fortune spending her summer in Europe hooking up with guys who knew her name and her reputation. She loves telling people she was over there for work and when people ask what kind of work she says design. Last night someone called her out on it in front of a few other people and the reality star turned hooker fled the party in about five seconds.
Snooki
ReplyDeleteBrittny Gastineau?
ReplyDeleteI know she can't help it, but the spelling of her name annoys me.
Countess Lu Ann De Lessops or some such nonsense.
ReplyDeleteI think FSP is on target with Snooki. But the imagery! I need a shower ... and some penicillin.
ReplyDeleteSnooki was pregnant last summer, doubt it's her.
ReplyDelete@misspinkkate- those Euros can get freaky!
DeleteJwow
ReplyDeleteTila Tequila?
ReplyDeleteSecond JWoW
ReplyDeleteTrishelle? Someone threw out her name the other day. She's my new guess for all things hooker.
ReplyDeleteI second Tila Tequila, and since she is bi, that's twice the potential clients
ReplyDeleteSnooki was pregnant, and J Woww was there for most of it. Tila was in rehab I think.
ReplyDelete(Why do I know this must get life)
one of the housewives? faye is a hooker and does interior design.
ReplyDeleteWho would pay good money to sex it up with that old sea hag?
DeleteYou should have seen some of the specimens we saw at Mcd's this am!! Was like a whatever happened to baby jane convention!! And they all wanted to talk to my 2granddaughters-creepy!
DeleteLisa Vanderpump
ReplyDeleteMonica Lewinski??
ReplyDeleteWhat reality show was she on?
DeleteShe hosted a show, don't remember the name.
DeleteGod, much as I would loooooove for this to be the "morally corrupt" Faye Resnick, I gotta jump on the Gastineau (sp?) train.
ReplyDeleteIt says former, are all the housewives still on their shows?
ReplyDeleteSome of the housewives have left. What about that first season of RHof new jersey - Danielle - she was stripper/hooker of something.
ReplyDeletefrom wiki on her bio-
After weeks of speculation, it was confirmed by Bravo that Staub would not be returning to the show for season 3.[4] In the spring of 2012, Staub joined part of dialastar, a telephone service that allows fans to talk to their favorite celebrities, mainly considered D-List. In the summer of 2012, Staub had filed for bankruptcy
I just checked out the dialastar site. Interesting - looks like an easy way to hook up with d and c list celebs whose 15 minutes is up.
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ReplyDelete@Groggy--I think if there were a Penicillian shower, these blinds would be much easier to take in. I am going to the board to design! Patent pending.
ReplyDeleteAnd, while I think JWow is professionally slutty, I don't see her as a professional slut.
Other than that, I got nothin, because I don't have a tv nor do I watch reality tv. My reality is waaaaaaaay better and not appropriate for TV. ;) Yay me!
Was it here or somewhere else that I saw screen caps of Tila Tequila setting up an hooking appointment via Twitter or some other chat? I don't think that skeezer would run from a party if people started talking about her hooking. More than likely she would quote prices, then move to a different table if no one took her up.
ReplyDeleteGreat piece from Hollywood Reporter re Cannes yacht girls:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/hookers-at-cannes-40000-a-497667
I think it was here Count.
ReplyDeleteThrowing this out there.....
ReplyDeleteOmarosa.
I second the Trishelle guess. She was a yacht girl for a while but than lost her appeal so she signed up for one of the "challenges" on MTV to give herself some TV credibility and was able to wiggle herself into the yacht girl club again.
ReplyDeleteThat is an interesting article - very interesting.
ReplyDeleteBetty fucking White. She's a pimp, yo.
ReplyDeleteAudrina Patridge is kind of an interesting name.
ReplyDeleteThe BI says "interesting name" and about the only one that really fits would be Tila Tequila, but ewww.... She is practically a walking gonorrhea warning. Plus, im guessing everybody who wants to do her already has. Twice. I can see people paying her to go away, but for sex? Not so much.
ReplyDeleteWow, I only recognized 3 of the "stars" on that page @Texas Rose, and we're definitely scraping the bottom of the barrel when those three are Farrah (yeah thanks for that one, Enty), Michael Lohan and Tan mom!!
ReplyDeleteI'd say one of The Hills girls. They all seem to think they're fashion designers/icons. Montag is an interesting name.
ReplyDelete@Ivs - It is a pretty random list. I think most are castmembers of reality shows but the ones that never made an impression and made that next leap. I wonder how much it costs to signup.
ReplyDeleteHate to say it...but Snooki was an A list reality star.
ReplyDeleteOh...I know. Audrina Patridge maybe.
ReplyDeleteI don't think the Gastineau chick is embarrassed about her hooking if I remember a blind about her and Kim K correctly.
ReplyDeleteTrishelle sounds good. That chick is a straight up hooking ho!
what is it with european men having sex with our american rejects?
ReplyDeleteThey could buy any girl, why the lohans of the world?
Is it some sort of joke
40k a NIGHTTTTTT!!!!
ReplyDeletelove live roger-
"Hookers stand out in Cannes. They're the ones who are well-dressed and not smoking," tweeted Roger Ebert in 2010.
well the article does say carmen electra was flown out for 50k
ReplyDeletedoesnt says singer or actress, could be here
"Who would pay good money to sex it up with that old sea hag?" bahahaha! that struck me just right, lol. now i'll have the giggles all afternoon.
ReplyDeleteI'm thinking Bai Ling. I can't remember her actually acting in anything in ages.
ReplyDeleteI just saw a picture of her at Cannes and she looked rough. I was wondering what the heck she was doing in Cannes and then realized that would be a great jumping off point for "yacht/hooker" season.