You know you are fighting an uphill publicity battle when you decide you need a People Magazine cover to get your story out there. For the past couple of months, Blake Shelton and Miranda Lambert have been fighting hard to try and get the rumors and whispers about their marriage to die down. The thing is, the whispers are just going to get louder and louder. Blake says in the cover story that everything is great between the couple and they share everything and there are no secrets and that their marriage is super strong. If there was nothing to the rumors and they were just rumors then why do you need a Kneepads cover? If there is nothing to them, they will just go away. Probably. Talking about them, just keeps it out there that much longer.
That's such a weird pose!
ReplyDeleteI feel like he's saying "come hither"
ReplyDelete@lotta I was thinking the same thing!!! As my little brother would say... He looks like a noob haha sorry, corny I know...
ReplyDeleteNoob, perfect
DeleteDon't get me started on falcors "depression"
ReplyDelete@Primadiva- haha! I didn't even see that betch on the side, I was busy getting sucked into Blakes vortex
ReplyDeleteThe only time I enjoyed Blake was when he dressed up as a chicken and clucked with jimmy Fallon and Ron Swanson (nick offerman) on late night the chicaneers
ReplyDeleteHe totally looks like he's wearing lipstick! Question is, is it his wife's shade, or his mistress's?!
ReplyDeleteHe's glossy :)
Deletei saw another magazine cover yesterday that claimed they are over joyed because miranda is expecting twins. working it hard.
ReplyDeleteYes!! I saw this!! I was wondering why did Enty not mention this.
Delete@VIP Ha! Good one !
ReplyDeleteI give their marriage one more year. Maybe 18 months tops. Depends on when his contract ends with The Voice.
ReplyDeleteIt will be interesting to see how this all plays out once Blake is exposed as a philander. Given that he cheated on his ex wife with Miranda, it stands to reason that he will cheat again. A leopard does not change his spots. Only difference, this time around Blake is much more high profile. "The Voice" will cut him loose, family friendly shows don't like liars and cheaters hanging around set. The rise was quick, the fall will be even faster.
ReplyDeleteOnce you are celebrating your fabulous relaysh on the People cover, it is guarawnteeeed your situation will change within a year. I started noticing this 20 years ago. I have no desire to review all the photos and verify my theory but I know I am not missing this trick. Hope those twins are a rumor. Miranda is too small to carry twins.
ReplyDeleteGoing from regular to ALL CAPS in the headline is a dead giveaway. You know, as much as a font can be a dead giveaway.
ReplyDeleteFaithful or not (and I'm leaning towards the latter), they are working this story for every ounce of press they can.
Where there's this much smoke, there's fire. They both drink and party a lot and don't live in the same city.
ReplyDeleteBlake is already known to be a cheater, and neither are willing to back off their career to progress the relationship.
It's a matter of time.
He looks like such a creeper there.
ReplyDeleteHis mouth says no but his eyes and rolled up sleeves say yes.
ReplyDeleteSo does his boner ;)
DeleteZing!
Delete@Sugar- heehee! Exactly.
ReplyDeleteSemi O/T When will Leann quit using that "I was distraught when I had an affair with Eddie thing"? Jesus, how long has it been? She pulls this at least once a year.
ReplyDeleteI really like him on the Voice. He just seems like a lot of fun. You lose 'em how you got 'em though. So Miranda better be getting that Voice contract cancelled soon. The show just keeps serving up sweet young things for him to have his pick of. And if he's as bad as you are all saying, he must be having a great time.
ReplyDeleteI like Enty's reasoning. I don't know why some people go this route either. If the guy's trying to cover something up, it'll come out eventually anyway, so why not just bite the bullet and let it happen? At least then he and Miranda could move on. If the rumors aren't true, why not simply ignore them? It's a certainty that this won't change the mind of anyone who thinks there's trouble between them.
ReplyDeleteI agree with everything you said, Robert. The full court press of public denial is only going to make you look even worse/stupid/lying (take your pick) to the audience you're trying to finesse (their fans) when the jig is finally up.
Delete@vip zing!!
ReplyDeleteHe is an extremely UNattractive man. I just can't with his face.
ReplyDeleteAs for Lambert, you reap what you sow.
I still love him and I like Blake and Miranda as a couple.
ReplyDeleteI think it was OK (don't judge, got a free subscription LOL) that is saying they are having twins?!
ReplyDeleteI never quite understood the allure of the Blake, but my hubs and I went to a taping of Chelsea Handler when he was a guest. He is so beyond charming off camera, I totally get it. Even if he is cheating, Miranda knows and clearly couldn't care less.
ReplyDeleteI have seen these two together and they are so cute together. They adore each other and it is so funny watching them as they really are in love with each other.
ReplyDeleteRight now the tabloids are latched onto these two as Blake is on The Voice but there are many musicians that are on the road constantly and their families do not travel with them. There is many times they won't see their families for a couple weeks at a time and sadly that is just a fact of their lives if they choose to be a music artist. Some will bite the bullet and fly home for just one night to see their families only to fly out the next day to do a show that night at a venue but they crash when they hit the bus. Many will tell you it takes them weeks after coming off of tour to settle down and get into "normal life" and also be able to sleep in their beds because they are so used to the sounds of the bus.
Oh gosh, I thought the cover said Gay Chris Christie. I was like, woah I know I'm not exposed to much USA politics but how did that slip through?
ReplyDeleteI am not sure about the People curse theses days, but in the past (before the internet) a featured story on any couple usually was the beginning of the end of their relationship.
ReplyDeleteAre we supposed to care knee pads?
ReplyDeleteBlake used to have pretty hair. Maybe he's posed like that to hide those ugly assed tattoos on his forearm. I'm ok with tats, but his are just stupid looking.
ReplyDeleteHey all you JayZ fans: I haven't heard any of this guy's music either. Hope you feel better now.
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