Friday, May 17, 2013

Amber Heard & Johnny Depp Engaged?

The worst nightmare for Winona Ryder right now would be for Johnny Depp to be engaged. Winona is trying to convince the world that the two can be a couple so she can get some press and attention. She was having decent luck until a couple of weeks ago when the Johnny Depp holding hands with Amber Heard photo surfaced. Now there are reports that Johnny and Amber are engaged. I really doubt that. Amber is not press shy or anything shy and I'm pretty sure she would tell the world almost as soon as it happened. It might not be a press release, but Amber is VERY good at showing her life off through photos. You know when Amber is with someone. When she switches girlfriends she lets it be known through photos.

Posted by ent lawyer at 7:30 AM

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38 comments:

  1. greenmountaingal7:33 AM

    I miss the Winona Forever days.

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  2. LottaColada7:33 AM

    Wino 4-ever!

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  3. MISCH7:35 AM

    he's a walking ashtray, they can have him.

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  4. libby7:39 AM

    Are they selling something? Because why would Johnny marry Amber, why would she marry a man, with their histories?
    Is this just PR rumor?

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  5. Charlotte.7:41 AM

    I can never tell a picture of this Amber Heard. She's so generic to me that I can't see any distinguishing features to help pick her face out.

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    1. TV Junkie8:15 AM

      Charlotte, I totally agree! I never recognize her.

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    2. Meli8:21 AM

      I always confuse her with David Cassidy's daughter

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    3. PugsterMom8:49 AM

      I wouldn't be able to pick her out of a lineup.

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  6. msgirl7:41 AM

    Frankly, I'm not sure Winona has been pining for him.

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  7. auntliddy7:41 AM

    Dont even know who amber heard is, cept what i tead here. Dont know why people competing for this dirt monkey anyway.

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  8. libby7:44 AM

    lol @ 'dirt monkey'.


    I think Enty may be goosing US READERS with the Wino/Johnny talk. So many have pined for their reunion in the comments.

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  9. NomNom837:47 AM

    Amber does not seem the marrying type. And we KNOW Depp isn't.

    If they did tie the knot, how long do you think it would last? Eight months? Or would they be one of those couples that actually make the long haul. You know, until he dies of lung cancer (I'm not hoping for this, just saying, statistically, the odds are not in his favor).

    Also, anyone else think of her as a blonde Jolie? Will she be settled down with six kids ten years from now? Is Depp her Johnny Lee Miller?

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  10. Rickatoo7:49 AM

    I would think Vanessa Paridis would win in the "most upset ex" category

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  12. Just Another HR Lady7:50 AM

    agree @auntliddy...the Winona/Johnny talk is all made up by the media. Winona has a bf that she's been with for several years.

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  13. Unknown7:52 AM

    Reminds me of a story from FOF a few years ago at London Fashion Week. He has a hairstylist and was trying to tame Kate Moss' locks for a catwalk show.

    She was apparently, a right drunken, drugged up mess, crying hysterically because she knew Johnny was in the front row. She kept on saying 'it's his fault I got into all of this!' meaning the drugs (FOF took it to mean Heroin specifically).

    The designer basically had to come over and practically give her a bitch slap to calm her down.

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  14. Unknown7:52 AM

    *was a hairstylist, not 'has'!

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  15. Lurker8:02 AM

    not following the logic, why would Winona care one way or the other? Depp used to be so hot, now he looks a little scary

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  16. Steampunk Jazz8:07 AM

    Wynona cares because since others have started stirring the 'reunion' pot, there has been more chatter. More chatter means more notice etc. To think 10 years ago I would have fought bare knuckled to sit near Johnny....

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  17. Silly Girl8:09 AM

    I hate this. It makes me feel like Vanessa should be thankful she's done with Depp. I just don't see him as the marrying type, unless Amber is THAT good. Or THAT unattainable that this is the only way to have her.

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  18. Unknown8:23 AM

    Yup, so this is the reveal for the blind a few days ago.

    Johnny, you just broke my heart... :,-(

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  19. FrenchGirl8:36 AM

    Winona Ryder's desire to comeback with Depp is totally bullshit and made up and more pathetic than the comeback of McAdamd/Gosling

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  20. Turkish Taffy8:51 AM

    I have said over and over that I get an Eve Harrington vibe from this Amber Heard. She would marry an actual dirt monkey if it would make her rich and famous.

    Marry Johnny Depp?? Hell yes, she would if she could. Rich and famous forever!! Ca-ching!

    "Huh, me a lesbian? Did I say that?"

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  21. Anonymous9:20 AM

    If he didnt marry vanessa why would he marry this girl
    who is she, i cant remember whats shes done

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  22. Anonymous9:22 AM

    ooo zomebieland and pineapple express
    Ppl talk abt her like shes the new coming

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  23. caralw11:26 AM

    Maybe it was Vanessa that didn't want to marry him. He sure did give her a nice settlement.

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  24. Claritysk11:28 AM

    She is the girl from the nic cage movie drive. she plays a loud, angry (and hilarious since she didnt pull it off) chick who could "kick ass" etc. idk she was meh

    i dont really know anything about her, but she was bland. that whole movie was rather bland actually.

    as for depp i used to LOVE him! idk what turned me off. Chocolate, best movie ever! its lovely lol

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  25. Count Jerkula11:43 AM

    Maybe he gonna marry her because she is down for picking up chicks with him?

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  26. Munch1:09 PM

    The only reason Johnny Depp has never married is that he hasn't met me yet. I'm his soulmate if he only knew it.

    Except I'm already married... damn you smiley laid-back husband! You make it so hard to leave... ;-)

    I'd think that if there was even the tiniest, teeniest suggestion of a nod towards reality in this story then Amber would be letting the whole world know. She's never struck me as the shy type, and this would be the gold ring prize.

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  27. Bubbles2:01 PM

    ok, was this a reveal about the actress who really wants people to think she's back with an ex or something like that. Somehow there is an air of familiarity to this Winona reference.

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  28. MadLyb4:35 PM

    I think she was better off with the ladies. I used to love Johnny Depp and Julian Casablancas, but they've both become interchangable, anti-bathing, greasy-haired, bling-wearing hipsters. No, gurl. You can do better!

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  29. Henriette10:45 PM

    I wonder if she could bathe him and get his teeth fixed? That would be an accomplishment.

    This sounds like an answer to a blind. I think WannaRideHer has been coyly making the press about a Dipp reunion. Never gonna happen because WannaRiderHer is over 25. Dipp doesn't want a woman anywhere near his age bracket.

    I'm sure Heard would love to marry Dipp for the publicity, but Dipp isn't gonna do it. He might get engaged to her though. He's notorious for long engagements that never end up at the altar, and he was married in his 20's.

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  30. Alita4:13 AM

    @Henriette - it's mildly amusing when people come up with a clever play on a celebrity's name that includes some reference to their behaviour.

    It's less than mildly amusing when that play is obtusely shoehorned into the name.

    However, making a bad name-play that doesn't suit the target - either by name or behaviour - tedious. That you felt it so clever that it needed to be used twice? Pathetic.

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    1. Tara3:51 PM

      +1 one of my pet peeves as well

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  31. Kathleen7:14 AM

    I'm totally confused about the Winona stuff. I love her and consume all her press and don't recall her mentioning him, let alone insinuating that they were back together. Total BS.

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  32. Henriette10:30 AM

    Back at you Alita and Tara. I am to please!

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  34. Henriette10:43 AM

    @Alita
    I assume that you are personal friends with either Dip or WannaRideHer, since you state: "doesn't suit the target." Which target are you referring to? I made two references. Since you used the singular "target" and not plural "targets," you must be referring to one of them. Which one doesn't "suit"? If you want play smart, at least make sure you are grammatically correct about it. That can be a tad confusing in the written form.

    I actually went to the ACT with WannaRideHer, and I've been calling Dip that since I was 16. WannaRiderHer has had that name and reputation for years.

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