Amanda Bynes Says She Needs To Lose 35 Pounds
I think we all can agree that Amanda Bynes probably has an eating disorder. But, I also think that Amanda Bynes has something much more common. A need for attention disorder. Not attention deficit disorder because then she would be sucking down Adderall and losing weight like crazy. Previously Amanda said she weighed 121 pounds and needed to lose 21 pounds to get her 5'8" frame down to 100 pounds. In the photos she took and posted yesterday she claims she weighs 135 pounds after gaining weight so now needs to lose 35 pounds. She actually looks like she weighs less than she did previously. She certainly does not look like she gained 14 pounds. She knows that if she talks about weight or makes a statement like this that she will get attention. Lots of it. Combine the statement with a photo of her in a black bra and it is guaranteed to get talked about and posted and published.
Love the toilet paper and commode shot. Klassy.
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, shes an attention whore
ReplyDeleteShe should probably just start wearing the right size leggings. Then that tiny bit of muffin top she's apparently stressing over would no longer be an issue.
ReplyDeleteShe can start with the implants
ReplyDeleteBoobies ( Y )
ReplyDeleteShe looks like a blond Octomom in this photo. Not a flattering look for her.
ReplyDeleteThis poor girl. She seems really lost, she needs some real friends and because she doesn't have them she is really downward spiraling.
ReplyDeleteShe looks like Octomom with blonde hair.
ReplyDeleteBoobies ( Y )
Her eyes are scary
ReplyDeleteSo sick of this bitch and her antics.
ReplyDeleteyuuu guyyyyys.... .I am like sooooo FAT! Seriously I am like such a fucking fatty! Look at these love handles! I could just die, seriously just die, like I am totally going to take my fat ass home after 2nd period and kill myself!
ReplyDeleteNah, if she loses weight it's gonna come off the chesticles area, so fewer twitter followers etc. She'll never do it.
ReplyDeleteand when you feed the Monster, the monster wins...
ReplyDelete@FSP - OMG, you are right. I can't unsee this!
ReplyDeleteYou can't lose silicone by dieting. Those boobs aren't going anywhere.
ReplyDeleteNo comment on Amanda, but how about a fun little mini-blind? A son of this legendary actor just crashed his car into my college friend's front yard this morning. Not his famous son.
ReplyDeleteAnything is juicier when you write it as a blind :)
No guess, Cathy, but I need to get on the email response to find out the other guesses.
ReplyDeleteJenner's other son, not Brody? I do have a guess!
I'm not sure I believe her crazy. I think she's trying to pull a Britney, but the fact is she's just not at the level Britney was. No one is really watching her every move like they were Brit. I don't get her at all.
ReplyDeleteNot Jenner. Legendary actor. Here's a hint - Adam Sandler mentions him in one of the versions of his Hanukkah song. He has several sons, one of which is an A list tv actor.
ReplyDelete@Cathy Does Tom Hank have another son?
ReplyDeleteNot Hanks. Think older.
ReplyDeleteJames Caan's other son?
ReplyDeleteFSP got it
ReplyDeletethere is no way she's 5'8.
ReplyDeleteI beat VIP and Lotta again!
ReplyDeleteHow about an Amanda Bynes-free week?
ReplyDeleteAmanda, you have a very tiny bathroom for being such a big star.
ReplyDeleteFrom the head down, she looks healthy. I hope she doesn't think that rack n bones body she had during her tweens was a healthy marker.
ReplyDelete@Kathy: was he drunk? how does one end up on a front lawn otherwise?
Haha. "Need for attention disorder." I'm totally using that one.
ReplyDeleteHaha. "Need for attention disorder." I'm totally using that one.
ReplyDeletecongrats, Enty, for helping to get her talked about.
ReplyDeleteHer idiotic behavior is just so off-putting. I used to like her.
Based on the picture she posted of where his car ended up, I would GUESS that he was.
ReplyDeletePut the seat down.
ReplyDeleteHow did your friend know he was James Caan's kid? Did he crawl out of his car all like, "It's cool guys, my dad is James Caan?"
ReplyDeleteIt just seems like a strange thing to come up at the scene of an accident. Maybe she googled his name afterwards?
Oops. I missed the legendary part - I'm so glad FSP got it!
ReplyDeleteAlexander James Caan, born 1991?
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ReplyDeleteNot exactly the spacious bathroom I'd expect a millionaire to have. Mine's way nicer than that. New York bathrooms always look so nice in Woody Allen movies.
ReplyDeleteIts Manhattan rooms are small. Some apartments are just a bit larger than that toilet room. Absolutely the truth.
ReplyDeleteAlso she should stop trying so hard to look like a mulatto hip hop girl.
ReplyDeleteeven my bathrooms bigger, but she is in New York guys, where the real estate value for what you spend is utter shite, and I'm from California. This lends credence to the reports that she's not doing that well financially.
ReplyDeleteSo Enty, then why do you accommodate her by posting her photo and talking about her all the while snidely commenting about how this is what she wants? Ignore her.
ReplyDeleteWhat's more surprising to me is the size of her bathroom. It's the same size as mine but at least I live in a teeny apartment and it makes sense. She should invest her money wisely and upgrade her bathroom.
ReplyDeleteShe has great tits!
ReplyDeleteAnd I was surprised at the bathroom too, but it is NYC
She has what now? I lost what this is about, im all about those tits right now.......
ReplyDeleteMakes me wonder just how crazy she is, if she's crazy at all. For someone who claims to have "retired" from acting, and who's quick to point out that she's "a retired multimillionaire," Bynes certainly seems to feel in desperate need of attention from someone--perhaps anyone.
ReplyDeleteMandy, why you gotta keep teasing me???
ReplyDelete2 Weeks ago I asked for bathroom mirror nudes. Last week we got the bathroom mirror hair do pic, today we get the bra & flat tummy. You are givin me blue balls here, babe, and I'm not going to be able to hold out until July 4, when you'll be around to posting some B-hole shots. This is like an evil Twitter version of Major League.
I'm a junkie, honey. I need a quick fix. Can you do a "My butt looks so fat in these panties" over the shoulder bathroom mirror pic for next week? Maybe in something Brazilian cut from Victoria Secret? I like blues, greens and purples.
Thanks Sweetie.
Titties is lookin nice by the way.
Her body looks fine to me - her boobs look amazing. I weigh 113 lbs right now and of course, my boobs were the first to start getting smaller when I lost weight.
ReplyDeleteShe has said multiple times that she has an eating disorder. This is just so weird to watch. I don't remember when she got implants either...
ReplyDeleteYou're gonna have to put a bag over that face to Jerkula. +1 to the posters who said she looks like Octo.
ReplyDelete@popnursing: Face gonna be buried in a pillow if I ever get a shot. I'm only interested in the biddness end.
ReplyDeleteshe is sick. self medicating with the bad stuff to control her borderline personality disorder.
ReplyDeleteGod bless her, people who love her must step in
Her eyes looks like shes been up hours.
ReplyDeleteLooks like she's been up for days!
DeleteMmmmph. I'm 5ft8in and 133 lbs. Didn't realize I was a fattie.
ReplyDeleteShe needs a new bra and a LOT of therapy. She most definitely does not need to lose any weight.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she's schizophrenic? Could explain a lot!
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