Thursday, May 02, 2013

Amanda Bynes Is One Step Closer To Porn

Amanda Bynes managed to keep herself in the news for another day yesterday as she went from bra to topless pretty fast. If I were her, I would have waited about a week because she could have gone two or three more days with just the bra photos. She tweeted these new ones too soon after the others so they had not made the complete rounds of the internet yet. She is still learning how to play the publicity game. I wonder if she saw how much money and attention Farrah Abraham got with a sex tape. Amanda has some, so you would think if she really wants a lot of attention she could release one or two of her tapes. She would make a whole lot more money than some Teen Mom from a reality show too.

Posted by ent lawyer at 6:45 AM

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80 comments:

  1. FSP6:46 AM

    Boobies! ( Y )

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  2. LottaColada6:46 AM

    Holy shit, the Jerkula was right

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    1. ethorne6:47 AM

      Ha! Great minds beach!

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    2. LottaColada6:49 AM

      I prefer "betch"

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    3. MAC6:50 AM

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    4. All about Eve7:18 AM

      @Lotta, first thing I thought if too! Hahaha!

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    5. Gayeld7:38 AM

      I'm thinking she did it just for Jerkula. I wonder if his awesome powers of prediction work on the Lotto as well.

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  3. ethorne6:47 AM

    Well Count, I think Amanda is reading your comments & working toward your goal.

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  4. Anonymous6:49 AM

    This looks like a high school bathroom, or one at a train station or something. A cinderblock wall??

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    1. Unknown6:50 AM

      That's what I thought...maybe she's lurking at a high school or something. :-)

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    2. astrogirl6:53 AM

      I don't know what cinderblock is, looks like tiles to me

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  5. libby6:50 AM

    Restrooms are THE place to be taken seriously.
    I'll say it again...I wish MY selfies could be taken in such posh places...I mean, Toilets--INDOORS?! Celebrities really have it made.

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  6. Tempestuous Grape6:51 AM

    Her boobs are so orb-like, I didn't realize she had a job.

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  7. ethorne6:53 AM

    Doesn't she keep getting thrown out of stores & gyms because she spends hours in the bathroom? Now we know why.

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  8. discoflux6:53 AM

    Lotta, quit trying to make "betch" happen.

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    1. LottaColada6:55 AM

      @disco- I can't help it if I'm popular!

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  9. VIPblonde6:54 AM

    Wake me up when she starts twerking by the cakes

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    1. La Descarada7:20 AM

      I spit out my water... all over my desk.

      1) Had no idea what twerking was.
      2) Had never seen anyone twerk.
      3) Have now been traumatized
      4) I am now seeking a twerking instructor

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    2. Unknown7:26 AM

      OMG that video is so funny!!

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    3. Anonymous8:44 AM

      I also want a twerking instructor. I cannot make my ass clap. I feel so deprived.

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    4. Lucas9:10 AM

      What. the. fuck?

      I am mesmerized. How does she manage to move her ass completely separately from the rest of her body? How DOES one only twerk one ass cheek at a time?

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    5. sleep_deprived4:55 PM

      It looks like once you've started it, it goes by itself.

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  10. Henriette6:55 AM

    Is she stripping for twitter?

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  11. auntliddy6:55 AM

    I gotta say that other than what i read here, i dont even know who she is.

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  12. Unknown6:56 AM

    Maybe Count J is a distant cousin of Nostradamus??

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    1. SophiaB7:45 AM

      No. It's just that he is the Sex God of Mt. Olympus and he knows all that happens in his realm.

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    2. Unknown7:54 AM

      How funny!!!! ;-)

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  13. Erin B7:00 AM

    What's with the face she's making? If she wants it to be sexy, that's not helping. Unless it's another one of her I need to lose so much weight pics, & she's waiting for people to tell her she doesn't need to.

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  14. Anonymous7:02 AM

    Mommy and Daddy ignored her when she was little so now they and the whole world get to see how shamelessly desperate she is for any attention. Or she's just an overly sexualized bimbo that's bored and high so her decision making skills and critical thinking faculties are impaired and or nonexistant. "Hmmmm, is this good for my long term career?" Ha! "Career"...

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  15. mikey7:03 AM

    I meant to comment about the bathroom during the last bathroom photo saga. For NYC this bathroom really is OK. It looks renovated. A 1M apartment doesn't usually come with a spectacular bathroom.

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  16. Sugar 7:07 AM

    That face!

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  17. Bogor7:12 AM

    Some guy said on twitter today that amanada called him high and suicidal and he then sent the cops to her place. Im not sure if its true since I havent seen it anywhere else.

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  18. Robert7:12 AM

    I still can't decide if she's crazy like a fox or just plain crazy. If all she wants is the amount of attention she used to get when she was acting, she's well on her way to achieving that by different means. On the other hand, it could be she's angling for a gig doing porno films.

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  19. Anonymous7:13 AM

    My house was nowhere near 1 million, not even a quarter million and my bathrooms look way nicer than hers.

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  20. Anonymous7:13 AM

    My house was nowhere near 1 million, not even a quarter million and my bathrooms look way nicer than hers.

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  21. Cathy7:14 AM

    @Kimberly - but what part of the city do you live in?

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  22. Ms Cool7:15 AM

    That is a creepy bathroom. I can't even comment on the Amanda. Nuts.

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  23. OneEyeCharlie7:17 AM

    Man, do I ever need to get some leg! Between Amanda's mashed bewbs and Libby's armpit shot... grateful for loose fitting chinos.

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  24. discoflux7:20 AM

    Really all I'm getting out of this is the satisfaction of knowing that my bathroom is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY bigger than a millionaire's.

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    1. ethorne7:24 AM

      Lol it's like when Laura Jean Poon got arrested in a Ford Focus & people were stoked about having a nicer car.

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  25. All about Eve7:21 AM

    Oh snap Libby! Your armpit has a fan! Lol

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  26. discoflux7:22 AM

    Ha! I just saw your comment Kimberly! Texas bathrooms 4 lyfe!!!!

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  27. libby7:32 AM

    Yeah, Eve. Maybe if a random creeps me out, then that OTHER random who always BITCHES ME OUT about the armpit, will finally get THEIR wish for me to change it. As if.

    Shocked it took 'it' this long to try reverse psychology on me.

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    1. Gayeld7:41 AM

      @libby. Maybe they could duke it out and the winner gets your armpit?

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    2. sleep_deprived4:58 PM

      I generally lurk..but why did someone have an issue with your armpit?

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  28. OneEyeCharlie7:38 AM

    BTW, the armpit comment was meant as a bit of levity. No need to get skeeved out.

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  29. libby7:40 AM

    AAAAaaaaaaaalrighty, OneEye. Sorry if you're not that random who is always bitching at me to change it. I have been corrected. Thank you.

    Now that you're obviously NOT a stalker, please stay. I won't call you a 'random' again if you do! Sorry!

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  30. OneEyeCharlie7:45 AM

    @Gayeld. Sure, I just get settled down and then you turn up the thermostat.

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  31. libby7:48 AM

    Stick out your tongue, Charlie.

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  32. OneEyeCharlie7:58 AM

    I'm gonna need a little quiet, "me-time". Back in 10.

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  33. Count Jerkula8:05 AM

    Unfortunately, my conscience precludes me from using my powers for personal gain. If I was born without a conscience and with 2 more inches of dick, I'd be unstoppable.

    Miss Mandy, you are doing it right, you naughty lil tease. Now spin around for me and show me what is sure to be a fine dumper. Come on honey, you know you want to.

    You really wanna be a naughty lil tramp, give that ass a stiff spank and take the pic when the red outline of your hand shows up on there. That stuff is hot.

    And HOLY JUGGS, babe. They look so pillowy and soft. If you got your cheeks pierced, I'm bettin you got them nipples did too. Bars or hoops?

    Take care, Mandy. I look forward to seeing more of you soon.

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  34. ethorne8:07 AM

    50 Shade of Count up in here.

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  35. Unknown8:21 AM

    Is Amanda the answer to the blind about the sex tape shown in the locker room at football training camp? The one where the viewers couldn't take their eyes away from what they were seeing?

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  36. La Descarada8:24 AM

    Okay apparently DListed is saying that Detective Jenny McCarthy was tweeting back and forth with some assistant about how police were at Amanda's apartment. He has pictures of the tweets.

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  37. Count Jerkula8:38 AM

    One other note Mandy:

    I just seen that Cyrus bim on the cover of the NYDaily News. She's upping her attention whore game. I'm betting shortly after her allegedly pending break up, she gonna be on a beach vacation w/ friend to forget her sorrows. That is where she'll have a set up bikini malfunction to show her perky lil tits to the world.

    If you wanna trump her, get yer boobs out there early. That way everyone will be saying, "Those tits are cute, but she's no Bynes." Then after her titty slip, hit us w/ the spread buttcheek mirror shot to blow her off the headlines.

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  38. DewieTheBear8:48 AM

    Sorry, tubby - I like my porn actors about twenty pounds lighter.

    /positive reinforcement

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  39. Oopsy_Daisy9:36 AM

    Is she in a restroom at the Y or something? Why does that look like an industrial bath?

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  40. lazyday6039:42 AM

    So the answer to what a girl wants is much larger boobs.

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  41. Sherry9:43 AM

    What a surprise! I'm a twerking instructor. Well this is my lucky day. Business has been a bit slow for me.

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    1. ethorne9:47 AM

      But Sherry, are you a self-proclaimed or certified twerking instructor?

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  42. 851349439:47 AM

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  43. Tabby9:53 AM

    @Count, you have to kind of zoom, but she posted a picture last night with her nips exposed. She's sitting on the sink with her hair over them.

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  44. kelgela210:00 AM

    I should tweet her," Why is your bathroom so small? Are you poor?"

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  45. discoflux10:11 AM

    @kelgela - do it, please!

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  46. Count Jerkula10:11 AM

    @Tabby: Thanks for the heads up.

    If it wasn't for the bad mirror placement, I'd request a sitting on the toilet pic from her. Those are always cute.

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  47. discoflux10:19 AM

    @VIP - Now I'm never not going to be able to sing "twerking by (insert food section here)" while I'm at the grocery store.

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  48. Count Jerkula10:21 AM

    re the bathroom: It is NYC. Way back when that building was built, people weren't wasting square footage on bathrooms and closets.

    TONS of apartments in NYC don't have closets. I knew a guy who would scour NJ/PA shops & auctions for big, antique oak wardrobes and make a killing selling them to decorators in NYC.

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  49. Sherry12:08 PM

    ethorne...Well, I'm working towards my certification.

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  50. MnGddess12:38 PM

    Where the hell was that photo taken? A gas station bathroom? Truck stop?

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  51. lazyday60312:53 PM

    You guys think a lot more about bathroom size than I do. I was thinking about size looking at the photo, just not the room size.

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  52. Mango1:21 PM

    If she's barefoot in a gas station bathroom, we have proof that she really IS cray. If not, I'm starting to waver and think she might be faking and this is a stunt.

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  53. feraltart1:26 PM

    You guys are killing me today. Also, maybe that twerking woman is hiding an intelligent life form from outer space because I have no idea hw she does it.

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  54. Jason Blue Eyes3:28 PM

    She's making Rumer Willis faces now. NOW this just has to stop.

    Hey, Diana J. Is That you? Damn!! *Makes Conan O' Brien 'Rawr' noise*

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  55. Unknown5:24 PM

    I love how everyone wants to save this adult brat even when she says the most vile and rude things (in public even) without provocation. She deserves every bad thing that happens to her.

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  56. PR Princess7:11 PM

    THE MOST bestest post evea by 841....

    +1 @ 841...

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