It was a busy day yesterday for Amanda Bynes. She not only modeled new wigs for herself, but also found the time to bash Chrissy Teigen who she called an old model who looks 45 and who is not a role model to Amanda. Amanda also took the opportunity to remind everyone that she was signed to a modeling agency when she was 13. Yeah, bet they are not all that interested right now. Speaking of throwing people under the bus, Courtney Love has been on Amanda's side and sticking up for her and in return, Amanda has called Courtney the ugliest person she has ever seen. Apparently even more ugly than the people who work at tabloids she doesn't like. Also on her ugly list is the policeman who she alleges sexually harassed her and who Amanda says is way too ugly to ever get a date with her. Would you date Amanda? Would you be able to sleep at night?
Okay, I have significantly less sympathy for her now.
ReplyDeleteI am impressed by her correct use of "you're" and I guess she thinks Chrissy is slumming it with John Legend?
ReplyDeleteShe's about 9 minutes into her newly found 15.
ReplyDeleteOooooo, i'd like to smack her vagina!
DeleteThis one needs to SIT DOWN. At the very least, someone may actually hit her, I think I would. Lol....& it wouldn't be no slap to the vadge either. Oh & before Fuck me I'm stupid, sexy Jesus decides to bitch about my choice of spelling, SUCK IT.
ReplyDeleteGood one, Hannah! I think Amanda needs a swift cunt punt to set her straight!
DeleteLol! Yea, where is that sorority girl when we need her???
DeleteSomeone needs to throw one of these at her.
ReplyDelete@Lotta-Ahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DeleteOh shit! That's perfect!!!! Lmao!!!
DeleteCall me Bynes but even when she's ranting, she still seems very aware of what she's doing. That's why part of me thinks this is just some elaborate publicity stunt.
ReplyDeleteI hope its a publicity stunt - she does seem somewhat bizarrely lucid - but I cannot stand this vapid crap. Fake or no.
ReplyDeleteLast night I left the NBC news on and left the room - when I came back Entertainment Tonight was on and they were discussing Amanda - they showed a video taken the day after her arrest with her standing there with a shawl or scarf wrapped around her head and 2 black paps trying to get her to remove it for pictures. She kept saying "you are ugly black men" - then she stopped and said "I'm not being racist, you're just ugly black men". It's like she's begging someone to smack her around.
ReplyDeleteAmanda - No one who is as beautiful as you think you are needs plastic surgery.
ReplyDeleteThe. End.
She seems to be stuck at age 15, where calling someone ugly seems like the best insult.
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry I called you a gap-toothed bitch. It's not your fault you're so gap-toothed.
ReplyDeleteCalling others ugly all the time, I guess that's how she feels about herself. Constantly tweeting about getting plastic surgery (which a doctor would be a fool to do right now), if it's not drugs, she is having a major nervous breakdown and has a case of extremely low self-esteem.
ReplyDeleteI just keep waiting for Casey Affleck to pop up with a video camera, because seriously, this makes about as much sense as anything Joaquin Phoenix did for that "documentary."
ReplyDeleteShe sounds like a textbook addict. They tend to turn on everyone eventually when the addiction starts taking control.
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ReplyDeleteI'm not one to critique spelling...I just have to say - I love your spellng of Vadge..made me LOL...sounds like Madge, and makes it much more proper ;)
Why thank u :) but I must give credit where it is due....I have to thank the most eloquent Micheal K over on DListed. He calls Madonna, Madge the Vadge!!! Lol!!!!
DeleteShe mentions friends, does she have friends?
ReplyDeleteWell that's exactly who I thought of getting slapped in the Vadge when I read that. How appropriate :)
ReplyDelete(The blocked me from DListed at work - stupid IT)
Yea, I havta sneak on my phone. They block all the good stuff at work...geeeesh! Lol!
DeleteWhat is wrong with this girl? Her life is like a badly written teen novel....I guess she has lost her noodle.
ReplyDeleteCenter of Attention-itis. That's all you're seeing here.
ReplyDeletepoor little thing. she needs to be put on a 5150. i think she really believes all the things she's saying.
ReplyDelete"Schizophrenia is a major psychiatric illness. Symptoms usually begin in late adolescence or early adulthood.
symptoms include; delusions, which are firm beliefs that are out of touch with reality and which commonly include the fear that people are watching, harassing or plotting against the individual;
disorganized or catatonic behavior, which can include behavior that is unusual and bizarre, or can be demonstrated by difficulty planning and completing activities in an organized fashion."
very sad.
@Me, a 5150 is for being an immediate danger to yourself or others. Pissing your shit on social media does not qualify. She's a spoiled little addict trolling for attention and relevancy.
ReplyDeleteI've always wanted someone to knock that wench Chrissy off of her high horse. She bullied a nine year old child trying to be funny and if I had a twitter I'd have her mentions on life support!
ReplyDeleteI can't help but think that all this - ugly you and ugly her stuff is a psychological issue coming out. I know DUH right LOL. But as someone else said - she doesn't feel she is good enough, pretty enough - Oh the hell with trying to analyze it - This bitch be cray cray.
ReplyDeleteShe either deleted those or they are fake. I went through my twitter for the last 2 days and they are not there.
ReplyDeleteAmanda: you're good enough, you're smart enough, and gosh darnet, people like you.
ReplyDeleteHas anyone read Mara Wilson's (she played Matilda) perspective on child stars like Lohan and Bynes. Very interesting: http://www.cracked.com/blog/7-reasons-child-stars-go-crazy-an-insiders-perspective/
ReplyDeleteSorry for not making linkable - typing from my spastic phone.
I never thought that Bynes was any more than reasonably attractive on her best day. Certainly she's never been any kind of really stunning beauty. The best thing she had going for her was that "wholesome girl" look she cultivated--which is obviously pretty much on the scrap heap by now.
ReplyDeleteAs for her senseless, mindless tweets... this won't end well. If she keeps it up long enough, sooner or later some real psycho's going to read all about how she's sure she's prettier and better than everyone else on the planet. Our psycho, taking objection to that theory, will meet her in some dark place someday, and the NYPD will probably be looking for body parts for months.
Well, Chrissy Teigen does look like a man with an alien forehead, so Amanda is kinda right. I'll bet Drake would hit it, though. There Amanda is wrong.
ReplyDelete@Susan B - I saw the video of her the day she was arrested and she was just reacting to a dickhead pap overstepping his boundaries. He kept trying to pull the scarf away from her, even after she said "You cant touch me." She asked who did it and said, "Oh, that ugly black man?" and then said it wasn't racist because another guy was an ugly white man. I'm not so inclined to stick up for her, but IMO she did nothing wrong. That pap was a dick for touching her and coaxing her to do/say something.
ReplyDeleteLink to douchey pap video for those who missed it.
ReplyDeleteShe sounds like a little kid, this whole thing is so sad. In her world, I guess "ugly" is the worst fate imaginable and that makes sense, she's been in show business since she was like 5, what do we EXPECT her values to be like?
ReplyDeleteThe part about "Me and all my friends" makes me really sad, too. Particularly because in every crazy story leading up to all this nonsense, the common thread seemed to be that she was always alone. She always struck me as really, really lonely.
@Tori - thanks for the clarification - I had just walked in the room and saw it and was so surprised - guess I saw more than what was there. (still think she's racist though, after what she said to Rhianna).
ReplyDeleteWow...Amanda is really mentally ill. She needs help badly. Sick girl.
ReplyDeleteI flip-flop between thinking she's mentally ill or faking it for attention/pulling some stunt, but if she is faking it, wow, she's got amazing staying power.
ReplyDeleteAnd isn't that first tweet super long? I thought they were limited to something like 140 characters. I'm not going to count, but it sure seems longer.
ReplyDeleteAmanda is actually seven months older than Chrissy so she really shouldn't be calling people younger than her old.
ReplyDeleteCunt punt? If you only knew how my cheeks hurt from trying to not scream with laughter while supposedly busy working away in a seriously quiet law office. Oh, I have got to work cunt punt into my next put down somehow.
ReplyDeleteThe funniest part is where she mentions having friends. If she had even one friend, we wouldn't be reading about her right now.
ReplyDeleteTMZ is reporting that all those charges will be dropped due to a lack of evidence.
ReplyDeleteI think it is hilarious that her go to comeback is "ugly". It's seems like a juvenile comment, but also something that can easily not be taken seriously if she is faking it.
I hope she is setting herself up to do a video singing U-G-L-Y you aint got no alibi. you're ugly.....
ReplyDelete@Mango,
ReplyDeleteI keep thinking she's pulling a Joaquin!
Girl needs to look in the mirror before she starts harping on other people's looks. But then again, she is seriously mentally ill, so there's that. :(
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry I laughed that time you had diarrhea at the mall. And I'm sorry I told everybody about it. And I'm sorry I just told them again.
ReplyDeleteMango, you can use the twitlonger program to write longer tweets, as Amanda did.
ReplyDeleteFlora, the chrissy teigen tweet is here https://twitter.com/AmandaBynes/status/339556712954621952
Chrissy Teigen specifically told her followers not to go after Amanda, that she was dealing with mental issues and should be left alone.
I always thought Amanda Bynes looked like an ex-prizefighter; that nose! She was cute when she was younger, but, after the plastic surgery...whoa!
ReplyDeleteI second that Robert, she does look like a prizefighter.
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