Amanda Bynes thinks she is above the law. Also, she thinks she has people convinced she does not smoke pot. Last night she went down to the lobby of her apartment building and started smoking pot. Throwing his Christmas tip out the window, the doorman called the police to rat out Amanda. Amanda then went back up to her 36th floor apartment where police visited her a short time later. She opened the door and they saw the bong. Amanda then grabbed the bong and threw it out the window. Lets think about that for a second. She dropped her bong over 360 feet. It would have killed someone if it had hit someone. Police arrested her and before taking her to booking had her checked out for psychiatric issues. Those doctors released her, so I guess they decided she is ok.
Messy girls shouldn't pollute
ReplyDeleteIt's like a blond version of the girl from the ring. Wowza
ReplyDeleteThey wouldn't have arrested Lindsay for this! Why are they arresting Amanda? FREE AMANDA!
ReplyDelete@Brenda. Because Amanda is in New York and Lindsay's in LaLaLand.
DeleteNo psychiatric problems? I hope she finally gets the help she needs. This combined with her airport behavior the other day shows she needs help.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe one would throw something out a window in NYC. Whatta dipshit. Involuntary manslaughter (or whatever) KEEPS you in jail, missy.
ReplyDeleteWhy would she throw out the bong? A bong isn't illegal is it?
ReplyDeleteA bong is not illegal itself. When it has not been smoked out of it is not illegal (which is why you can sell them in head shops but their are all kinds of rules to call them "water pipes" not a bong etc and they are supposedly for people smoking tobacco out of them), it is just a water pipe. Once you smoke an illegal substance out of it (weed) then it becomes illegal.
DeleteI would think it is a criminal tool at that point.
Deleteshe doesnt need jail, she needs rehab
ReplyDeleteGeez - about time!
ReplyDeleteI'm glad the doorman "ratted" out Amanda. Her behavior is very worrying.
ReplyDeleteShe threw the bong out the window because the police showed up at her door.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand the law enough to comprehend how she could have a psych evaluation and be released. She's OK?
They tried to make her go to rehab, but she said no, no, no.......
ReplyDeleteShe could've said the bong was for tobacco use, and wouldn't be charged with drug paraphernalia. There was probably weed everywhere. Also, Mandy probably had residue left in the bong. She could get arrested for that.
ReplyDeleteSaying that only works if there are no traces of THC on it. No chance it was that clean if she was just smoking out of it or had even used it once after a cleaning, etc.
DeleteSo the doorman called the police first and TMZ second?
ReplyDelete@BrendaL: The moral of the story is that weed is much worse than coke/molly/adderall...
ReplyDeleteSomeone could have been seriously hurt and who wants death by blunt force trauma cause: bong on their death certificate. At what point were Britanys parents able to get the 5150? Is this enough to get the ball rolling?
ReplyDeleteNot the 5150 the conservatorship
DeleteThis isn't California, Amanda. The NY legal system will actually take it seriously. What a sad waste she has become. I hope she can overcome her demons before they kill her, but I unfortunately I don't see that happening.
ReplyDeleteYou can not be held in nyc unless you are suicidal. If youre crazy that's ok. Free to go.
DeleteMost people swallow contraband when the cops show up, not toss it out the window. She should have swallowed the bong - based on recent posts, I'm sure she's capable of it. Plus, it probably would've really impressed Drake.
ReplyDeleteOh, to be a fly on the wall during that psych eval.
ReplyDeletedo you remember the blind about the starlet who was going to pull a Britney? Amanda's mug shot has really short hair. I remember she shaved 1/2 of her head, but I didn't realize she cut the whole thing. Could she really by punking everyone?
DeleteI really hope that's a real picture from the arrest. It can't be. At least she was evaluated, please God let there be a follow up. Hopefully this is a step in the right direction of teaching her that there are rules and laws in a society and one must follow them if one doesn't want to accesorize with an ugly ankle bracelet.
ReplyDeleteNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWHAT ABOUT THE BUTTCHEEKS?????!!!!!?????
Y'all see that, Mandy passed the psych eval. She is not a danger to herself or others. The only person she hurting is me, because my loins are aching for her to post some Bathroom Mirror Butt Cheeks.
@Count- she'll be out and about in no time.
DeleteI knew the Count would take this hard.
Delete@Warecat,
DeletePun intended? :)
Lol! @Boxes. Amanda Bynes in a jail cell is his wet dream come true! If only he was a guard...
DeleteI'd bet good money that she'll get off with a minor misdemeanor charge if any of this sticks at all. Which probably won't because... well, because she's Amanda Bynes! How can anyone even think that that fact alone doesn't make her special?
ReplyDeleteShe couldn't convince Teterboro officials that she was "special" LMAO.
DeleteImportant safe tip: When you're getting high and Johnny comes a knocking, DON'T ANSWER THE DOOR! There was no felony in progress and they almost certainly had no warrant for search or seizure. She was under no obligation to interact with them.
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to see her file suit against the NYPD for allowing someone to publish her mug shot!
ReplyDeleteIf she was released from psych that quickly, I'm back to thinking this is merely a sad attempt at performance art. Even her dirty "crack den" wasn't really extraordinary; there's been much worse glimpsed on "Intervention" and "Hoarders."
ReplyDeleteThe cop looks like she's trying not to laugh. It's not unusual for doctors to not keep some after a psych eval when the person is brought in by the cops. A lot depends on the state law and hospital to which the arrestee is taken.
ReplyDeleteAgree with Dewie re: Intervention and Hoarders. Amanda is psycho but they don't yet know what to do with these. Entitled and self absorbed will harm those around her so I'm happy to see people staying away from her. Soon she will hook up with her own kind - like the Cracken and Brooke, Paris.
ReplyDeleteWill someone PLEASE take a bathroom selfie of their butt cheeks and email it to Jerkula???? Or go buy a dildo and video tape themselves ****ing themselves up the butt for him. I think he would really enjoy it and it's obviously something that he's not getting in real life. I;m sure there are many many women much hotter than Amanda that he could find on Cams.com or on craigs list that would freely give him a show. He could specially request squaty, pycho and blonde. And no I am not offering, or willing to listen to any comments about how I should apply to do so. I'm old and so repulsively fat I want to vomit every time I see myself naked. Don't worry about trying to hurt my feelings or rip me apart about this comment. I'm sure I do a much better job of ripping myself to bits on a daily basis than you can ever fantise about.
ReplyDeleteSo ladies..Jerkaladies. Send him those ****ing pictures and videos and find him a cams.com girl so he can shut the **** up about the anal!!
@WareCat: Yep. My best shot at celeb butthole pics may be out the window with that bong.
ReplyDelete@FroggyGurl: It aint about random butthole. I have like 2.5Tb of porn w/ plenty of butt hole in it. I really have the desire to add a famous one the the collection and bathroom mirror is one of my favorite genres of photography. It is right up there with On All Fours, Floor Length Bedroom Mirror pics.
Miss Mandy aint squat, bim is 5'8 according to the Google. Lil tall for me, but I wouldn't throw her outta bed.
It wasn't even her! It was an imposter! Only use her Twitter pics!
ReplyDelete@Count - I thought I read you saying you only commented crudely on the more pornographic in nature posts. I could be wrong but I thought that was the gist of what you said. This was during the whole fiasco on this site a few weekends ago.
ReplyDeleteI only bring this up because I remember thinking to myself that I would avoid the comments in those type of posts because I'm not too interested in reading pornographic-type stuff. Do the Amanda Bynes posts count as such? Your comments in yesterday's post were a bit much. Today's comments are getting there, too.
I apologize for being prudish.
She was smoking pot in the lobby but was freaked out by the police showing up at her door?
ReplyDeleteSomeone suggested the other she's pulling a Joaquin Phoenix, and I am really starting to believe it.
Jerkulady present!
ReplyDeleteAlas, I'm 5'9" and too tall for the Count. /sadface
@MsCool: My routine about Miss Mandy has been well established.
ReplyDeleteYesterday's comment may have been over the top for some, but once I had the idea to use the Bloodhound Gang song, I wasn't going to wait for Mandy to post nudes.
Today's comments I don't see the big deal about. If the use of buttcheeks and butthole are too outrageous for you, I don't know what to tell you.
@Hi Count - I do hope you know that I try to be pretty respectful of everyone in the comments. I was not trying to be unkind to you.
ReplyDeleteAs a parent, buttcheeks and buttholes have been a constant of my life for almost 10 years whether cleaning them or discussing them with a silly little boy.
The sexual context of the discussions on this site does bother me. That is why I do try to avoid reading the comments in the threads about porn stars and teen moms, etc.
I realize that it might come across as prudish but I prefer to keep my sexual discussions private and my sex life as such, too.
I am just trying to figure out the boundaries here.
@Ms Cool - This just cracked me up: "
ReplyDeleteAs a parent, buttcheeks and buttholes have been a constant of my life for almost 10 years whether cleaning them or discussing them with a silly little boy."
In an interview in the not so distact (ok, maybe distant) future:
ReplyDeleteHost: Amanda, how did you get sober? who do you credit this to?
Amanda: Well,___, I am forever grateful to the doorman who called the police for seeing me smoking pot outside. He really saved my life. I appreciate that and I bought him a really nice house in the New York suburbs for his trouble.
Hey Count, she's out! Per TMZ....
ReplyDeleteAmanda Bynes is back on the streets ... the judge released her on her own recognizance moments ago in NYC -- after she offered a hysterical excuse for her alleged bong-tossing arrest.Amanda told the judge the bong cops say she threw out of her apartment window last night was "just a vase."
Count - anyone that doesn't see your devotion to Mandy's rosebud has not been listening. It will happen some day. Good luck!!
ReplyDeleteExpect Twitter rant from Amanda about how this wasn't her in 4...3...2...
ReplyDelete@Lotta: Thank you for the update. I'm relieved to know Mandy's sweet cheeks are back on the streets.
ReplyDelete@texas rose: GAAAAA! No! I don't want to see prolapse, just the starfish.
Count - my apologies- didn't realize implications of rosebud- starfish is better.
ReplyDeleteMs Cool -It's a blog comment... not a full monty helicopter being broadcasted on your child's bedroom wall. if you are "offended" then just skip the comment. The brain can direct the eyes to no longer read a sentence that offends it.No offense to the count - but I don't always read his comments. I skim them. Not because I am a prude , simply because it gets old after a while for me.
ReplyDeleteHi Stacey - I have been an active member of CDAN for many years (this statement is the blog equivalent of "don't you know who I am?!" Haha).. I have watched the comments change dramatically and I don't say much. I wasn't rude, inflammatory, or insulting to anyone so I don't understand the point of your comment to me.
ReplyDeleteOh for goodness sakes, here we go again:
ReplyDeleteAmanda post
Count Jerk's comment on what he wants to do to Amanda
Somebody crying out how dirty he is
It's getting kinda old. Good God, some of us read the Mandy posts just for the Count's colorful comments. It's about as expected as a "dammit VIP" on the blinds whether VIP even guessed or not. Get over it. If nobody is a prude, why are so many people so offended? It's not like the Count is in your living room talking to you directly about buttcheeks and starfish. Or is that the problem?
/end rant
As a New Yorker I am not cool with this. That could of been me getting hit on the head with a bong/vase and nobody wants a dead former Mayor of CDAN timebob.
ReplyDeleteWell, maybe a few of you do.
hey this is a blog post from her ex or current publicist (that's foggy) Jonathan Jaxson..
ReplyDeleteHe claims the pictures and arrest were all a set up to give her an intervention.
He has also been saying a lot of personal stuff about her on twitter.
http://www.jonathanjaxson.com/2013/05/help-when-needed.html
https://twitter.com/jonathanjaxson
Keep in mind, he has a book coming out in June.
That is BS. NYPD aint wasting there time to help with a bim's intervention. Too many people in the building were probably complaining about her smoking pot in the halls, so the doorman had to do something or risk his cush union job and Xmas tips.
ReplyDeleteI agree with Prima Cornice. I think she's faking it and trying to pull a Britney.
ReplyDeleteJust saying that is a direct statement from her publicist. I find that if they didn't put her on a 5150 hold after that, then there is something up.
ReplyDelete@Arnolds: Do you have any clue how many people way more damaged than Bynes are walking the streets of NYC?
ReplyDeleteTo think they are gonna put a 72 hour hold on her for smoking pot is ridiculous. The drug charges will likely be dropped and the fine for throwing the bong out the window probably won't dent her wallet as much as a new pair of shoes would.
The difference between Amanda and Britney is a past career that used to make a pretty good amount of money for a few people and a potential future career that could make a ton of money for a lot of people. I thought Amanda was cute & funny as a child/teen actress but the earning potential is just not the same as Britney's. This is why there aren't parents, agents, and others demanding psychiatric holds and conservatorships. Sad but true - if Amanda was worth more money to her leaches they would care more. I'd be pretty fu*ked up & tossing bongs too if I were her.
ReplyDeleteI'm starting to get a major Cdan crush on the Count. He is like sadistic poetry. I fuckn' love it! *swoons*
ReplyDelete@WareCat: You gonna make me blush, Sweetie. "Sadistic Poetry" is an awesome term that is going to be tough to live up to.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, how tall are you?
@Count, 5'4!! I'm perfect height for starfish diving! No need to flip my ass around, for that perfect position. I'm totally face to ass height! <3
DeleteYou know, I am REALLY tired of all of these chicks throwing themselves at the Count (and getting in my way, whilst I am flinging myself at him). BTW Jerkie, I'm 5'4 1/2...*wink, wink*
ReplyDelete@Pini 27, Grrrl, I called dibs on him first! I'm 5'4 & 3/8ths! If I were u, i'd back off & sit tha fuck down. =p =p =p
DeleteI can't figure out her hair. It's like she has 3/4 of the weave at the front and then just some covering the back?
ReplyDeleteWatch out WareCat, I fight dirty! I've got some big rings, they'll cut you up!
ReplyDeleteI like your style @Pini! How about we french kiss & makeup. Naked. I mean, you know, for the Count's sake.
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ReplyDelete@WareCat: Damn girl! There's starfish diving on the first date? What time you gonna wake up on Sunday and how do you like your coffee? I have stuff to do tomorrow.
ReplyDeletere Bynes/jail cell: As long as I'm a guard and not in the cell next door, it would be cool. One time I was in a cell next to a chick who was cracked out and the broad talked, screamed, and cried for like 6-7 hours straight, babbling some heavy paranoia bullshit. I saw her leave, she was hot. Well, as hot as a chick could be in county lock up coveralls.
Dude on the other side of me was singing "M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E SHALOM!" for about 2 hours before she got there. All I could think of is "I wish my guy had bath tub crank instead of that high octane crystal."
@Pini27: Wow, CDAN loaded with tiny betches :D Where do you live, Babe? According to her profile, WareCat is like a 2 doobie drive. Height and travel time are the 2 most important factors in who gets to pop my CDAN cherry.
Although if any ladies wanna try a filth auction to be the first one to have a Count Jerkula Experience, you can submit blind bids via email (found on my profile). Describe what you would like to do or have done and I'll choose the winner.
Pics are not required, but are worth bonus points. Just write "CDAN" or "Jerkulady" or something on yourself somewhere so I know the pic aint a fake pulled from phun.org or girlsinyogapants.com or something.
@Jessie: I think Mandy has a wig on backwards to block her face from the cameras.
I just saw WareCat's latest suggestion and I'm gonna need some help finishing this off. Can we have a Skype threesome?
ReplyDeleteWareCat- you know what pleases him, The Count is a simple man.
ReplyDeleteJerkie - I may be tiny, but I've got stamina for days. You'd better get on a high-protein, vitamin-rich diet in preparation.
@Pini27: sounds good. Just tell me when and I'll dose up on some celery and pineapple juice also.
ReplyDeleteYou, filthy, filthy, man! LMFAO!
ReplyDeletePinapple juice fukn works! Really does.
ReplyDeleteSo does ginseng tea!
ReplyDeleteSee, Jerkie is providing constructive information amidst all of his filth!
ReplyDeleteMs Cool -been here for years as well - which doesn't matter - my comment was simply stated and not rude or mean. It's amanda, which means Count comments, as he does. As @Brooke said - it's expected. Don't read it if it offends you. Why bother commenting on how it's dirty? thats all - no harm no foul.
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