Glenny's Barbecue Soy Crisps after I got thin but when I was a fat girl honey, it was Muncho's potato chips or Lay's with barbecue sauce for dipping lol
Home-popped popcorn! Cheap, tasty, and no preservatives. I use an old-fashioned oil popper, not an air popper. It adds enough flavor so you don't need butter as a topping, only salt.
Cookies -- usually a frosted sugar cookie, or a shortbread cookie (which I think is basically just "short" of eating straight butter and sugar with maybe a tiny bit of flour).
My old treats were eclairs, maple frosted donuts, the apple fritters at Starbucks, and macadamia nuts. Let's just say I had a little bit of a pwoblem.
Now I am a juice-aholic and my big cheats are lightly salted potato chips plus an occasional visit to Denny's for a grand slam brekky with two orders of bacon, country potatoes, and scrambled eggs with cheese. Maybe twice a month.
I don't go to better restaurants for this kind of meal because I don't want to crave it more than I already do. Plus it's affordable-ish.
I crave the most preservative-laden, salty, fakely weird flavored potato chips, which is why I was gutted not to be able to find Lay's Cheesy Garlic Bread chips anywhere.
Britain makes the greatest flavored potato chips in the universe, though: prawn cocktail crisps. They taste like Chinese fried shrimp with ketchup and hot mustard. Yum.
Aunt Vikki's Kettle potato chips plain Strawberry ice cream and chocolate..apple crisp with ice cream and once in a while I have to stop at Timmy's and pick up a 24 of tim bits, I pick out all the honey dew ones first..
Trader Joe’s Hawaiian BBQ Chips McD’s Double Filet-o-Fish (piping hot & just pulled out of the grease NOT the warmer) w/ light tartar sauce. Homemade black & white milkshakes with Baskin-Robbin’s dark chocolate ice cream + Breyer’s Vanilla Bean ice cream and tons of real vanilla. Any red velvet cupcakes w/ cream cheese frosting.
On the rare occasion I want sweet, I eat Sweetarts til my mouth is raw. I'm usually a savory/crunchy girl. Baby carrots dipped in french onion dip do it every time.
I did NOT need to read this threat- GAAAAH!!! I'm trying to be good!!!
But I used to love Doritos (Cheese Supreme), Pringles (Loaded Baked Potato flavor), salt & vinegar potato chips, and different kinds of smoked or glazed nuts. Oh, and candy. In most forms.
My new thing is a venti soy white chocolate mocha with three pumps of coconut. It's crazy good and super naughty, but I tell myself that drinks don't count, even though they totally do. Damnit!!!!
@Christopher Cruz -- go to a Cost Plus World Market and invest in some sugar free syrups. I add a sugar free white chocolate to my coffee every morning, and it tastes as good as a Starbucks. I switch to Peppermint around the holidays, and now that you mention coconut, that sounds tasty. *off to buy some*
Dairy Milk toasted coconut & honey cashew For candy I like wine gums, or Swedish fish, or green laces.
Chips I like Doritos zesty cheese, or lays lightly salted. Also kettle chips. Lately been craving smart food cheesy popcorn, and their sweet n salty popcorn.
I'm a savory, not sweet kinda girl, too. I really don't crave junk food anymore unless I am really hungover, but when I do, I want pizza or crap fast food. Pizza and potato chips are my weakness.
If I could eat whatever I wanted I would start with a box of kraft macaroni and cheese and a side of chili dog and finish it off with an entire molten lava chocolate cake.
French fries are my downfall, unless there is ice cream around. I love chocolate, too, but I don't crave it as much as I used to. Mountain Dew or chocolate milk are my junk drinks of choice.
Jelly Bellys. Watermelon is my fave.
ReplyDeletePotato chips
ReplyDeleteAnything salty and crunchy, and tons of it.
ReplyDeleteGlenny's Barbecue Soy Crisps after I got thin but when I was a fat girl honey, it was Muncho's potato chips or Lay's with barbecue sauce for dipping lol
ReplyDeleteI only crave savory, not sweet. Chips, fries, nachos are my kryptonite. Which sucks cuz I like to semi low carb for my health.
ReplyDeleteChips. I tried chocolate-covered potato chips for the first time last Christmas - amazing!
ReplyDeleteI crave the maui onion chips I had when I was up in Portland. We don't get them down here, though. :(
ReplyDeleteI usually want cake or pretzels, though.
Or cool ranch doritos loco tacos.
Do you need a care package? I am a chipoholic but can't eat the flavored ones. Lightly salted chips are my fave.
DeleteI spend time up here in the Northwest traveling on occasion & walk by the Maui Sweet Onion chips at the gas station convenience marts of doom.
Always wondered how they taste but don't dare try. Tummy would PUNISH me...
@Disco,
DeleteWorld Market the kind of furniture/wine store carries Maui Onion chips, I've bought them in Austin
Chicharones.
ReplyDeleteJunk food. Duh.
ReplyDeleteHome-popped popcorn! Cheap, tasty, and no preservatives. I use an old-fashioned oil popper, not an air popper. It adds enough flavor so you don't need butter as a topping, only salt.
ReplyDeleteI like peanuts.
ReplyDeleteI'll get fast food and then feel guilty, but usually I'll pick up some chips and queso dip.
ReplyDeleteAlso breyers makes samoa girl scout cookie ice cream.
Anything chocolate.
ReplyDeleteBBQ Fritos, preferably the flavor twisted kind.
ReplyDeletedon't hate me but Chick Fil A.
ReplyDeleteI limit myself to once per month max.
Oreos, ice cream, and when they were still around, Funny Bones.
ReplyDeleteCape Cod Jalepeno Kettle Chips & Jalepeno Beef Jerkey
ReplyDeleteAt the same time
Red Hot Riplets.
ReplyDeleteBavarian cream Krispy Creme
ReplyDeleteHoney Dipped donuts
ReplyDeleteI crave pasta and chocolate. Is that junk food?
ReplyDeleteReese's Peanut Butter Cups.
ReplyDelete(I get the 'big' cups on a really rough day!)
Loaded nachos...hmmmm.
ReplyDeleteI also get hankerings for Nacho Cheese Doritos dipped in sour cream. Gotta have some kind of chocolate, too, to offset the salt.
Ohhh, sour cream goes awesome with EVERYTHING!!!
DeleteFried potatoes of any kind dipped in ranch.
ReplyDeleteIf it is a snack it will be potato chips. Yummy salty.
ReplyDeleteIf it is a "junk food meal" then it is a mexican pizza from Taco Bell.
Tater chips absolutely.
ReplyDeleteDel Taco!
ReplyDeleteCookies -- usually a frosted sugar cookie, or a shortbread cookie (which I think is basically just "short" of eating straight butter and sugar with maybe a tiny bit of flour).
ReplyDeletemalted balls and a hot dog...
ReplyDeleteToday: Mac & Cheese.
ReplyDeleteGenerally: chocolate.
Fearless Chocolate. Or, I make some oven fries with a good olive oil and sea salt.
ReplyDeleteIce cream
ReplyDeleteDoritos
CAKE
Smoked oysters.
ReplyDeleteHmmm...BBQ potato chips any kind will do...
ReplyDeleteChocolate! yummmmmmmmy
ReplyDeleteMy old treats were eclairs, maple frosted donuts, the apple fritters at Starbucks, and macadamia nuts. Let's just say I had a little bit of a pwoblem.
ReplyDeleteNow I am a juice-aholic and my big cheats are lightly salted potato chips plus an occasional visit to Denny's for a grand slam brekky with two orders of bacon, country potatoes, and scrambled eggs with cheese. Maybe twice a month.
I don't go to better restaurants for this kind of meal because I don't want to crave it more than I already do. Plus it's affordable-ish.
Gardetto's (but I leave all the pretzels for Mr. Soho)
ReplyDelete& skittles or sour patch kids to balance the salty
Lol
Homemade Chex Mix - I could eat that stuff until I get sick...
ReplyDeleteSour Cream & Onion potato chips. The entire freakin' bag :)
ReplyDeleteI crave the most preservative-laden, salty, fakely weird flavored potato chips, which is why I was gutted not to be able to find Lay's Cheesy Garlic Bread chips anywhere.
ReplyDeleteBritain makes the greatest flavored potato chips in the universe, though: prawn cocktail crisps. They taste like Chinese fried shrimp with ketchup and hot mustard. Yum.
Tim's Cascade BBQ chips. The big bag. I can seriously eat a whole bag in one sitting.
ReplyDeleteAunt Vikki's Kettle potato chips plain
ReplyDeleteStrawberry ice cream
and chocolate..apple crisp with ice cream
and once in a while I have to stop at Timmy's and pick up a 24 of tim bits, I pick out all the honey dew ones first..
Cheddar cheese jalapeƱo poppers. Bacon. Cola gummies. Braum's ice cream.
ReplyDeleteTrader Joe’s Hawaiian BBQ Chips
ReplyDeleteMcD’s Double Filet-o-Fish (piping hot & just pulled out of the grease NOT the warmer) w/ light tartar sauce.
Homemade black & white milkshakes with Baskin-Robbin’s dark chocolate ice cream + Breyer’s Vanilla Bean ice cream and tons of real vanilla.
Any red velvet cupcakes w/ cream cheese frosting.
On the rare occasion I want sweet, I eat Sweetarts til my mouth is raw. I'm usually a savory/crunchy girl. Baby carrots dipped in french onion dip do it every time.
ReplyDeleteGuess I eat more "junk" food than I thought!
ReplyDeleteReese's peanut butter cups. My daughter brought me some for my birthday last week. She knows me so well!
ReplyDeleteTaco Salad or fried flour shell tacos. Not much of a junk food person due to stomach problems, but those two are bland enough to splurge. :)
ReplyDeleteFrench fries + hot fudge sundae. Together. Or cinnamon buns.
ReplyDeleteSalt and vinegar crisps.
ReplyDeleteGoat cheese with dates.
Caprese.
Dark cream chocolate.
Birthday Cake Oreo cookies! I cannot believe that someone didn't think of them years ago!
ReplyDeleteI'm salt and vinegar chips too. I like schlotzky's the best. I also love french fries. Just can't but once a month!
ReplyDeleteI did NOT need to read this threat- GAAAAH!!! I'm trying to be good!!!
ReplyDeleteBut I used to love Doritos (Cheese Supreme), Pringles (Loaded Baked Potato flavor), salt & vinegar potato chips, and different kinds of smoked or glazed nuts. Oh, and candy. In most forms.
My new thing is a venti soy white chocolate mocha with three pumps of coconut. It's crazy good and super naughty, but I tell myself that drinks don't count, even though they totally do. Damnit!!!!
Um, that should have said THREAD not THREAT. Stupid autocorrect!!! Although this thread IS a threat- to my diet!!! Muahahahaha!!!
DeletePills. Mostly benzos. Because of my disease. Is that admission of weakness gossip worthy to you entry?
ReplyDeleteKroger ranch dip and ruffled potato chips. Or spinach dip and bread.
ReplyDelete@Christopher Cruz -- go to a Cost Plus World Market and invest in some sugar free syrups. I add a sugar free white chocolate to my coffee every morning, and it tastes as good as a Starbucks. I switch to Peppermint around the holidays, and now that you mention coconut, that sounds tasty. *off to buy some*
ReplyDeleteOh totally- October through January I switch to white chocolate and peppermint- it tastes sooo Christmassy!!!
DeleteChocolate. I eat really healthily but have a little bit every day.
ReplyDeleteI'm addicted to Target's single pieces of yellow cake with chocolate buttercream icing.
ReplyDelete1 raisin
ReplyDeleteGood old plain (or ripple) potato chips. Although, I'm not really picky...
ReplyDeleteDairy Milk toasted coconut & honey cashew
ReplyDeleteFor candy I like wine gums, or Swedish fish, or green laces.
Chips I like Doritos zesty cheese, or lays lightly salted. Also kettle chips.
Lately been craving smart food cheesy popcorn, and their sweet n salty popcorn.
@TheRealDragon--Goopy is that you?
ReplyDeleteI'm a savory, not sweet kinda girl, too. I really don't crave junk food anymore unless I am really hungover, but when I do, I want pizza or crap fast food. Pizza and potato chips are my weakness.
ReplyDeleteEagle brand sweetened and condensed milk.
ReplyDeleteReally good, crunchy BBQ potato chips - I prefer Krunchers!
ReplyDeleteI hate you all.
ReplyDeleteIf I could eat whatever I wanted I would start with a box of kraft macaroni and cheese and a side of chili dog and finish it off with an entire molten lava chocolate cake.
ReplyDeletered swedish fish and raisinets
ReplyDeleteFrench fries are my downfall, unless there is ice cream around. I love chocolate, too, but I don't crave it as much as I used to. Mountain Dew or chocolate milk are my junk drinks of choice.
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