I noticed that Charlie Sheen is auctioning off a lunch that you can have with him. I'm wondering how much you would pay to have lunch with him and what is the one celebrity you would most like to meet or would be willing to pay to meet or have one on one time with?
You could not pay me enough to have lunch with Charlie Sheen. But I would pay almost anything to have lunch with John Waters!
ReplyDeleteCharlie - Zero.
ReplyDeleteGeorge Clooney - Priceless.
Stephen Sondheim.
ReplyDeleteI have 37 cents in my desk drawer. That's all I'd spend to have lunch or one on one time with any celebrity. Any of them. Tired of idolizing people who are famous because they can act or sing or whatever.
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DeleteBetty White.
ReplyDeleteHands down.
Second choice? Tossup between Lisa Vanderpump and Brandi Glanville.
o/t But NBC has announced that Leno is out when his contract runs out Spring 2014. Jimmy Fallon is taking over.
ReplyDeleteConan must be beside himself right now.
Ding Dong the chin is dead!
...Or even Stephen Colbert.
ReplyDeleteBen Folds, next time he's divorced...
@libby- Ben sure does get divorced a whole lot.
DeleteLibby, one of my friends was Ben's personal assistant. Maybe she can hook it up for you and in trade I will take the top part of Ryan Reynolds surgically attached to John hamm's bottom :)
DeleteNo interest in Charlie -
ReplyDeleteHeather Graham - loved her since she and I were teenagers.
Lunch with Meth Mouth? No thank you.
ReplyDeleteOprah, Streisand, Barack
ReplyDeleteI'd buy Chuck a Whopper.
ReplyDeleteAlyssa Milano.
...or Kevin Smith
Delete@FSP - Kevin Smith for sure.
DeleteThe nerd in me is loving the Kevin Smith answer! If I had cash on had and it was for charity ... One day on the comic book men set would set me right for life.
DeletePay? Never that! Mofos got more money than me.
ReplyDeleteI would totally take one for the team & have lunch with Lohag so I could tell you guys all about it.
ReplyDelete@ethorne Just watch out for your bum!
DeleteI'd pay for Woody Allen.
ReplyDeleteI'd like George Clooney to take me to dinner, a movie, and drinks. I might even put out if the beer is good.
Lunch with Carlos Estevez? No thank you.
ReplyDeleteLenny Kravitz on the other hand.... I'd pay anything he wanted.
Tina Fey and/or Amy Poehler in a red hot second.
ReplyDeleteI do not want to have lunch with Charlie as I'm sure his idea of lunch is probably cocaine followed with some more cocaine.
ReplyDeleteI'd love to have lunch with Colbert or Bill Murray!
Viggo Mortensen. I'd pay as much as I could afford. :P
ReplyDeleteDavid Lynch. I would love to pick his brain. I'd even pay.
ReplyDeleteThe dirty old lady in me would like to spend some time with Anthony Bourdain, Gordon Ramsay, The Hammaconda, Eddie Vedder, Vinnie Jones, and Erik Chandler from Bowling For Soup. The geeky girl in me chooses David Lynch and Leonardo DaVinci.
DeleteRDJ without doubt
ReplyDelete/winces. Is this lunch with Charlie for charity? That's the only reason I'd pay to have lunch with him: if it was a charity I could get behind. Otherwise, hell no!
ReplyDeleteI would sell my soul...such as it is...to have *lunch* with Jim Morrison. You can infer what ever you damn well wish to... ;) And, yes, I'm aware he's been dead 40+ years. ;)
Love the John Waters mention above. He's hysterical!!
Stefan. He's a NYC icon. Not Bill Hayder. Stefan. Seth Meyers can come too.
ReplyDeleteOtherwise, where is my money going? Robert Redford so I can pump his brain about environmental issues?? Old Matthew McCoughay ( I love his voice). Collin Farrell, but only if I get a happy ending and he pays for the hotel room. But, I'm not paying more than 7.50 unless I can have STEFAN!!!!!!!!! and we can go to troll nipples or whatever New Yorks latest happening night spot is.
In fantasyland, I'd like to *spend time with* Timothy Olyphant. ;)
ReplyDeleteI'd like to have lunch/drink with too many to list.
Agree with Izzie. LOVE me some Amy and Tina.
ReplyDeleteDavid Lynch. I have a ton to talk to him about -filmmaking and meditation.
Charlie? No thanks, I definitely have better things to spend my money on.
This is a tough one. I'd have a hard time choosing between David Tennant, Benedict Cumberbatch, Robert Downey Jr, and Matt Smith.
ReplyDeleteYes, I am a Doctor Who fan. Can you tell?
Also - I'd totally have lunch with Charlie, just so I could grill him about Major League. I effing love that movie.
@cara - I love that movie too!
DeleteCara,I'm coming to your lunch too!!
DeleteLove doctor who too, who's your favourite doctor? X
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ReplyDeleteBill Clinton
Probably Jon Stewart, the guy is so freakishly smart and funny.
ReplyDeleteI'd totally have lunch with Charlie- I bet it would make for an entertaining afternoon.
ReplyDeleteI think I would be too nervous to sit down and have lunch with some of the people I idolize and/or have a major crush on. Ellen I would be too googly-eyed and worried about how heinous I look, Jodie Foster would crush me with her intellect, Charlize Theron would blind me with her perfection, etc. etc.
I think Kate Winslet would be great. I love her so hard but she also seems like a down-to-earth regular person. I also think it would be awesome to hang out with Ryan Gosling, both to talk with him AND watch everyone else's reaction to seeing him!
I wouldn't pay for lunch with Sheen.
ReplyDeleteI'd probably pick Kathy Griffin, she's not my FAVORITE celeb but I bet she'd have loads of gossip and wouldn't be shy about sharing it.
Lunch with Charlie? Yeah, I'm sure I could come up with $50 or so for that.
ReplyDeleteAlan Rickman, on the other hand... I'd probably mortgage my house and sell my soul for the opportunity. (My husband may have an issue with that, though. lol)
Alan Rickman, how did I forget him? DOABLE.
DeleteI'd love to meet Jim Carrey. I've always loved his movies, and watched them a ton growing up. Plus, we're from the same hometown! :)
ReplyDeleteI would sell whatever body part needed for alone time with Tom Hardy, Charlie Hunnam, or Norman Reedus.
ReplyDeleteVille Valo because I've wanted him to smash me since the golden age of 15.
ReplyDeleteKeith Urban! I just love him! Would probably just stare at him.
ReplyDeleteFuck Charlie Sheen!
ReplyDeleteCan't pick one but I would love a smoking session with Snoop and Willie.
I'd only pay (and not much) to eat with someone like Angelina Jolie, because I think she would definitely donate the money to an honorable charity vs. some crap Madonna/Khloe K scam.
ReplyDelete@Lotta, I LOVE Lenny, but I think I would act a damn fool in his presence because he's just too hot!
ReplyDelete@LetLoveRule, well if your username didn't give it away already! Lol I'd probably embarrass myself as well but I would still go through with it =]
DeleteCharlie-you'd have to pay me. I would most want to meet Norman Reedus.
ReplyDeleteNo to Charlie. I can't think of a celeb I would actually want to lunch with, although tea with Queen Elizabeth would be fun.
ReplyDeleteI'd go to lunch with Charlie. First off he's crazy & crazy can sometimes be fun. Second he seems to treat peoplehe likes well. I just wouldn't have sex with him. I like being std free.
ReplyDeleteI'd do just about anything to have lunch with Ed Sheeran. I'd love to pick his brain & have him help me write a couple songs.
Will they be serving tiger's blood?
ReplyDeleteCrispen Glover - because he's got a really high IQ, is as intelligent as hell and I find him really sexy!
ReplyDeleteI'd go with Kevin Smith.
ReplyDeleteOr hanging out with Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon. They seem to crack each other up and I bet it would be a blast.
Wouldnt pay much, mb $10 For amy poeler or tina fey or colbert or jon stewart, id go right up to $25, lol
ReplyDeleteSean Bean.
ReplyDeleteBill Murray, for sure.
ReplyDelete@annanaan...no one would ever believe you if you did.
Delete@Lotta, I'm such a huge fan that I might start dancing like Demi Moore, haha.
ReplyDeleteLong time lurker - 1st time poster.
ReplyDeleteNo question - Paul McCartney
I don't know if Micheal K. (of dlisted) counts, but I'd pay to have lunch with his hilarious ass, anytime!
ReplyDeleteNo to Charlie.
ReplyDeleteI would love to meet Robert Downey Jr. Yummmm!
Jimmy Buffett or Paul McCartney. Or one of my many random Celebrity Boyfriends. Jon Hamm comes to mind. Hugh Laurie, maybe. Springsteen. Drew Carey.
ReplyDeleteJeez, I can't pick.
YES to Amy & Tina! I would pay a large sum of money for that. Not that I have it, but if I did, I would pay. Charlie Sheen? Not so much.
ReplyDelete@libby - Ben and Fleur divorced like 2 years ago, so go for it. He's actually pretty easy to get to when he's touring around. I was always more of a Darren Jessee gal, myself.
ReplyDeleteI've got way better things to spend my money than an auctioned off lunch, but if I could have lunch with ANYONE - It'd be Joss Whedon and then entire cast of Dr. Horrible. And I'd like to sit on Nathan Fillion's lap for the duration.
Oh, disco, thinking of Nathan Fillion's lap makes me aim to misbehave.
DeleteThis is almost as bad as coming up with that infamous laminated list of 5. I can't pick just one. Every time someone mentions someone I go, oh, yea, him/her too!
ReplyDeleteMy top picks, however, would be JFK, Christian Slater and Ed Burns.
Oh dear, how to chose? I co-sign the Bill Clinton and Alan Rickman suggestions. I'd also add Stephen Fry into the mix
ReplyDeleteThere's not enough money in the universe to pay ME to have lunch in the same restaurant as Charlie Sheen much less at the same table.
ReplyDeleteAnd the writer in me wants to have lunch with Chuck Wendig. I know my writing would improve by a factor of a zillion.
The fan-girl in me, however, is conflicted. She wants Norman Reedus and Nathan Fillion and Alexander Skarsgard (even though my keyboard won't write the last "a" correctly any more) and James Marsters and Ian Somerhalder. And she doesn't want to share.
The serious woman wants Barack Obama.
The firebrand in me wants Rush Limbaugh. Why? Because if I backed him into a corner and paid for his time, maybe I could pound (metaphorically -- I'm a nonviolent sort) some sense into his head. Nah. Never mind. I'd probably just forget my nonviolent ways and smack him. So skip Rush.
I would never pay in order to meet someone, but Charlie Sheen seems a great investment: not only he is funny, but all the illegal drugs, hookers and stuff would be on his behalf. Therefore, even if I pay for the food, all the extras would be for free to me.
ReplyDeleteMr. Sheen and RDJ fit this kind of party I like, and they are not loathsome as some others like sean penn.
I would like to meet (with no expense for me)some people like Bill Gross, Kate Upton (more chances for sex with her), Jim O'Neill, Neil DeGrasse Tyson (without the likely typos I have written) and some others unknown for most American people.
Alan Rickman? Yesyesyesyesyesyesyes (said a la Stefon).
ReplyDeleteLike the Joss Whedon idea, too.
Bill Murray--love him so much! He seems like he'd be down to earth and cool.
ReplyDeleteJessica, you are right; he has both of those qualities and also is very kind-hearted, although he is very private about that.
DeleteI would totally pay anything to have lunch with Emma Thompson. Although Nathan Fillion is a close second. Maybe an hilarious threesome is in order!
ReplyDeleteThinking about that will keep me busy for several days.
I'd have lunch with Charlie. He can tell me all about the hookers he shared with Don Simpson and name all the other other studio execs that engaged various activities back in the day. I'd have enough gossip to write about for a year. I would love to have lunch with film composer John Williams - his music has meant so much to me my entire life. I listen to it everyday. Man, I sure hope Charlie has no stories about HIM.
ReplyDeleteI would have lunch with Charlie and try to convince him to buy me a house
ReplyDeleteId give the bad penny that keeps coming back.to me up to have lunch with Chuck Sheen.
ReplyDeleteNow...the celeb Id pay anything to have lunch with is hands down, Prince Harry. Absolutely love him--he brings out the cougar in me (growls)
Leaving aside the issue that I'm way too poor right now to pay anyone for anything...
ReplyDeleteI've seen lots of damn good contenders listed already, but I'm surprised no one has mentioned this yet: I'd love to have a nice, leisurely lunch with our friend Himmmm, whoever he may be. ;-) For one thing, I want to know just how the hell he already knew about my reputation as the brownie queen ('fess up, dude--which musician narc'ed on me?); for another, I'm sure he would have plenty of other entertaining tales that he might not want to share on a public forum. As I said earlier, I can't afford to pay for the privilege of lunch (and I do hope he'll pick up the check), but I could definitely make it worth his while by providing some more seriously lethal goodies...brownies, anyone? Nanaimo bars? Chocolate-chip cookie dough truffles dipped in dark chocolate? You tell me what you'd like, and I'll make 'em and bring 'em, bubela... ;-)
I would have lunch with Charlie Sheen - I wouldn't pay for it, though. I'm sure he has plenty of stories to tell.
ReplyDeleteI would pay to have lunch with Johnny Depp, though. ;-)
@Robin: Hell, with that list, I'll tell ya any damn thing you want to hear! :D
ReplyDeleteI would love to meet Barbara Eden or Christina Applegate. (How's that for a wide time span?)
ReplyDeleteCharlie MAYBE a quarter.
ReplyDeleteShirley Manson whatever I have in my bank account!
I would of loved to have lunch with Hunter S Thompson. I find him fascinating.
ReplyDeleteAlive, probably Leonard Cohen. He would have some great stories to tell.
@katydid, I agree with you about HST!
ReplyDeleteDead: HST or 2pac
Alive: Eminem or Britney...what can I say, I've loved them for decades!
Never paying for raisin tooth Charlie.
ReplyDeleteIt would be a scream to have lunch and cocktails with Duncan from VH1’s Sex Rehab. “She stank of cheap perfume and an unwashed vagina.” He was hilarious and vulnerable and honest and it was comedy GOLD.
Julie Andrews and Dick Van Dyke
ReplyDeleteGwenyth Paltrow. I'm not a fan of hers, I just wanna order a bunch of food that will horrify her! :D
ReplyDeleteFor a serious answer, I don't know. Maybe someone from the Sleepy Sleepers? They were always fun!
Leja - Ville Valo is a good answer! He's quite lovely.
Charlie Sheen- I'm not interested. Is Emilio available?
ReplyDeleteSorry, Charlie. No dice
ReplyDeleteI would pay one HUNDRED dollars to play the kazoo with Jimmy Fallon and The Roots (this is not an innuendo). Those segments where they bust out the school instruments make me happy to no end, and I also have a bizarre crush on Jimmy
Now for who I'd like to *looks down nose* spend time with, Shemar Moore or Vince Vaughn (but only if he calls me a Beautiful Baby)
I would totally have lunch with Martin Sheen. I'd even pay too! (And y'all k ow how cheap I am) I would also hop in the Delorean and do tea with Princess Di circa 1988
ReplyDeleteWho would I want to hang out with? Charlie seems nice, but has too many demons, that would be dangerous for me. I love those types. "I can change him, I can help him." Self, please.
ReplyDeleteQuentin Tarantino would be fascinating, he's so hyper, so manic, but yet his screenwriting and concepts are great. Kill bill could have used alot more depth, but still great films. For what genre they were. He just seems interesting, can't explain it.
You can have your Damons, your Affleck's, I'm more interested in the Weinstein types, L.A Reid, Cowell, Branson, Prince Charles, Obama, George Bush Sr., John Brennan, Karl Rove,
Rupert Murdoch, etc. The one's steering the ships, or at least involved in the conversations at the helm. Those are the interesting people, to me.
I'd like to have lunch with the Hammaconda. Jon Hamm is also welcome to join.
ReplyDeleteIf it's a Hollywood type, I'd have lunch with Steve Martin, who seems very intelligent and interesting.
Non-Hollywood, Hillary Rodham Clinton. I would love to hear all of her stories, and I'd urge her to run for president, with Jon Huntsman as her VP candidate.
I'd love to lunch with "KUNTY" Karl Lagerfeld.
ReplyDeleteLouis CK!
ReplyDeleteI'd go to lunch with Charlie Sheen. The Young Guns version. He was hot back then, as was Emelio.
ReplyDeleteThis is how I picture a lunch with Charlie Sheen happening.
ReplyDeleteI would be most likely to pay for Bill Clinton's company. I know he doesn't mind slumming with the little people.
No thank you, Charlie.
ReplyDeleteKeanu Reeves. Seriously. I understand he is an extremely kindhearted human being.
i'd be afraid of being near charlie. too angry and strung out.
ReplyDeletehummm, i think princess kate would be fun to lunch with. adam levine maybe.....
I would have loved to have noshed with Charlie in 07--08. Now? No.
ReplyDeleteEddie Izzard....brilliant, funny as hell, socially conscious.
ReplyDeleteBritney's pink wig
ReplyDeleteI had dinner with Charlie Sheen along with a group of friends...and the two hookers Charlie brought with him...all three of them dresses in silk pjs. We must have misread the invitation, as we had on biz casual.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the knuckle sandwiches are free for the lucky lady?
ReplyDeleteSomeone from "Old" Hollywood that are still alive like Debbie Reynolds, Mickey Rooney, or Olivia deHaviland. Get them drunk and spill all the gossip that was brushed under the rug during the 30's, 40's and 50's.
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