Orrion Wilson had a great audition in New Orleans for X Factor. He was moving on to round 2 in New York. One big problem. He had spent all his money getting to New Orleans and needed to figure out a way to get to NYC. Hmmm. How would someone from Florida do it? Yep, you guessed it. He is from Florida. They way he spells Orrion probably gave it away though. The Florida native waited at a gas station for someone to leave their car running and then he stole the car. Police caught up with Orrion after a high speed chase. They should make him a host. He now has the same amount of experience as Khloe Kardashian when she was hired as host.
And honey, that orange hair ain't helpin'.
ReplyDeleteWho are the judges this year?
ReplyDeleteThat's MORE experience, Enty. I doubt Khloe has ever stolen a car ;)
ReplyDeleteHe looks like a nice kid. X factor should bail him out and give him a plane ticket.
ReplyDeleteI know it would be sending the wrong message, and he did something wrong, but still. I feel sorry for the guy. Now if it was my car, I probably wouldn't feel so bad for him.
ReplyDeleteLmao at the Khloe remark!!
ReplyDeleteHe is, according to Big Book of Idiot, a First Class idiot.
ReplyDeleteGrrr. maybe he's not originally from Florida...
ReplyDelete@Zee,
ReplyDeleteI hope you are right.
Floridians like this give the rest of us (born and raised in Florida) a bad name. Please don't lump us all in the same insane category!
my bff was at the new orleans auditions and she made it through to go in front of simon. :D Shes going to get me a plane ticket to go meet her out there. ( I live in Michigan, she lives in Texas)
ReplyDeleteI am so happy for her. Back in 2011, she went to the Chicago auditions and I went down there to meet her. We waited outside in the pouring rain ALL NIGHT to get in line.
Can't say I feel sorry for this dude since he will most likely have had to figure out how to get more money to go back to New Orleans.
X Factor doesn't pay for their travel? Assholes!
ReplyDeleteI live in Florida, and I must say, you should check your spelling before you make fun of ours. Or, before you become a writer invest in a writing program with grammar check.
ReplyDeleteA very driven young man.
ReplyDeleteIf you're going to be snarky about how someone spells their name, perhaps you should spell check your snark first.
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