Today's Blind Items - The Quadrangle - Easy Easy
In one of the only times I can remember seeing in celebrity land, there were four people all having affairs and all four ended up with people they wanted to be with. I was going to originally make this about the foreign born Academy Award winning/nominee B list actress who has a very interesting story to tell. Despite all of her roles and her fame, she will be the first to tell you that she is ready for the world to end tomorrow and has a stockpile of goods and an underground bunker that cost millions. Everyone thinks she is cheap or frugal, but what she does is stockpile gold for the end of times. Anyway, that is who I was going to talk about, but I thought I would talk about how the actress was with someone at the time she started sleeping with her current boyfriend who was married to a B list Academy Award winner/nominee actress who was also still married when she started sleeping with her current boyfriend the B list mostly television actor. All four of them were cheating yet all four were happy about it. The girlfriend of the B list mostly television actor was upset, but everyone else was great with it and the amazing thing is the two couples are still together.
?!?! Ok Enty honey you got to stop drinking till after you write today's blind item. I have the only headache now. Anyone want to break this down?
ReplyDeleteI give up.
ReplyDeleteNeeded: one entyspeak translator to explain this blind item . Thanks in advance.
ReplyDeletewhaddha who-ah?
ReplyDeleteLOL...looks like we're all in agreement on the indecipherability of this one. ;)
ReplyDelete@FSP Me, too. I just can't with this blind. Remember when we all used to complain about the twists & turns of Ted C.'s blinds? LOL
ReplyDeleteOne not cheap but strange end of the world foreign born actress.
ReplyDeleteOne boyfriend of said actress who used to be married to B list actress when they started up.
That actress was fooling around with another B list actor - tv mostly.
Both couples are still together. Only one upset id the discarded girlfriend of the tv actor.
*is not id
ReplyDeleteActress - current boy friend was guy she slept with while he was married; current boyfriend is now a divorced man. She had a boyfriend back then, too.
ReplyDeleteCurrent boyfriend was married to B list AA winner/nominee actress - who was still married when she started sleeping with now current boyfriend.
So, one couple was married. They both started cheating. They got divorced, and are now with the ones they cheated with while married. And they are all happy now.
But I haven't got a clue who they are.
-Foreign Born Actress who is noted for being cheap and frugal possible Oscar winner/Nominee
ReplyDelete-Current boyfriend who was married to
-B list Academy Award winner/nom who was still married when she slept with current bf
-B list mostly TV Actor
No... idea.... but I'm throwing out Kate Winslet because it would be funny to imagine her to be an end of the world nutter.
ReplyDeleteZooey deshanel
ReplyDeleteSkimpy, she was captured & is in custody.
DeleteEthorne- Ahahaha!
Delete+1 ethorne
DeleteThanks for the translations. My brain was rebelling at the required effort :)
ReplyDeleteEasy Easy? Dafuq....
ReplyDelete^this
ReplyDeleteA B list academy actress, foreign born, took over the husband of a B list academy actress. Who is now dating someone's ex husband?
ReplyDeleteMarion Cotillard is dating an actor named Gillaume Canet who used to be married to Diane Kruger who is now dating Joshua Jackson. Yes?
ReplyDelete@Dena A thousand thank yous for solving this!!!!! It was hurting my brain
Deleteo_0
ReplyDeleteI suck at algebra.
ReplyDeleteEnty Jr, please , get help.
ReplyDelete@ethorne- LMAO!!!
ReplyDeleteI'm going with Dena's because my head hurts if I even try to think about it.
ReplyDeletewha?who?wait...um no, yes..wait..wha? who?
ReplyDeleteall ive got is someone is scrooge mcducking it...
my head hurts
Foreign born actresses with AA Wins/Noms:
ReplyDeletePenélope Cruz
Anna Paquin
Cate Blanchett
Tilda Swinton
Rachel Weisz
Natalie Portman
Catherine Zeta-Jones
Janet McTeer
Bérénice Bejo
Helena Bonham Carter
Saoirse Ronan
Shohreh Aghdashloo
Helen Mirren
Toni Collette
Samantha Morton
Lynn Redgrave
Rachel Griffiths
Kate Winslet
Brenda Blethyn
Marianne Jean-Baptiste
Julie Walters
Thanks, @VIP...I started with the B list tv actor and worked backward - much easier!
ReplyDeleteHALLELUJAHHHH somebody got it, and all the pieces fit so yeah thank you so much @Dena
ReplyDeleteDena is 100% correct.
ReplyDeleteI forgot Marion Cotillard. I think you got it. Is she "frugal?"
ReplyDeleteThis is so confusing, I can only guess the part pertaining to the foreign actress. I don't know if she fits the rest of the blind.
ReplyDeleteMarion Cotillard is well known for her "conspiracy theories" regarding 9/11 and other events... real or imagined. She sounds really nuts, lol.
This is probably a dumb question but if Dena is right, this blind is not "easy easy"
ReplyDeleteDiane Kruger was never up for an Oscar, though.
ReplyDeleteWow I never knew that about MC @Martine
ReplyDeleteWell it is always the ones you least expect they say.
Not sure what's going on here but I'm throwing Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart into this cluster*&(@. I'm not sure what roles they played but my gut tells me they're involved. Oh God... I need to walk away from the computer.
ReplyDeleteEnty can we get an Excel spreadsheet for this one?
ReplyDeleteForeign born AA winning/nominee B list actress:
ReplyDeleteHer ex:
Current boyfriend (now divorced):
Current boyfriend's ex-wife/B list AA winner/nominee:
HER current boyfriend/B list mostly TV actor:
B list mostly TV actor's now ex-girlfriend:
Excellent shot, but Diane Kruger has never been nominated for anything, and Marion is totally A list. I'm going back to Tru Leigh's list and work backwards...
ReplyDeleteI think Dena has it, simply because I don't want to try and go through the details! lol I do recall a talk show where JJ said he met DK at a Matrix 2 premiere, so they did meet while she was married. And DK saying that her and GC "lived apart but were both happy with it" during the last while of their marriage.
ReplyDeleteNot really that big of a deal if everyone is fine with the new partners. lol
@califblondy LOL
ReplyDeleteSince I'm not a native English speaker, I thought it was only me having this problem.
I can't even begin to guess!! I'll go with @Dena's guess which sounds good to me. Thanks to all who tried to translate that very rare language which is Entyspeak for us.
ReplyDeleteI'm trying to make Ellen Page and Askars fit but he was never married.
ReplyDeleteMarion Cotillard is not frugal (she loves loves loves fashion),she lives in a Haussman building at Paris(Canet and her search a house with garden in Paris )and when Kruger and Canet broke,he was with Carla Bruni(after he dated Elodie Navarre and finally he started to date Cotillard when she broke with Sinclair)
ReplyDeleteDiane Kruger never was Oscar nominated
I knew it would come in handy to have an insider here!
DeleteI just love Marion, so effortlessly elegant.
Thanks for the breakdown FrenchGirl. I was waiting for your help on Marion Cotillard since you'd know best. We don't get much info on MC in the US unless she's at a screening.
ReplyDeleteI have no idea. I don't even understand the translation! LOL
Marion Cotillard did win an Oscar...and if you google her with conspiracy theory, you'll come up with some of her comments.
ReplyDeleteActress: Foreign born, Academy award w/n, b list actress, hoards gold, has underground bunker, cheap/frugal. Had affair with married actor and still together.
ReplyDeleteMarried actor: had an affair with actress. Still with actress.
Married actor’s wife: B list academy award w/n. Had affair and still with b list mostly tv actor.
Im not sure the tv actor is the one who was with the foreign born actress.
Wait, is the end-of-days hoarder even part of the quadrangle? Quote: "Anyway, that is who I was going to talk about,..." Suggests to me it's a different person.
ReplyDeleteI need a flow chart, ha ha.
Re: MC being with Sinclair at the time...the blind says that "the actress was with someone at the time she started sleeping with her current boyfriend".
ReplyDeletewow, my brain is chasing it's tail on this one. Why do I care about these sluts again? Cause they're attractive people? Don't care. Now if you tell me about someone circling the drain, a la lindsay or bieberbaby, I'm interested. Or someone who's good, doing good, going up in the world, talented, (RDJ and Hugh Jackman come to mind)then I'll be interested. Garden variety vow breakers aren't my thing.
ReplyDeleteWhat B list actress with an Academy Award win OR nomination is dating a B list mostly TV actor?
ReplyDeleteI think that's the key.
This should have been a four for friday.
ReplyDeleteI don't recall a foreign board actress hoarding for the end of the world. Maybe she should be on Doomsday Preppers.
Diane Kruger is not a nominated actress....this cant be her.
ReplyDeleteHrm
Got Minnie Driver in my head for some reason- if anyone can make that fit.
ReplyDeleteI hope she doesn't tell people where her stock pile is...blabbing it didn't work out very well for characters in World War Z :D
ReplyDeletethink Rachel Weisz and Daniel Craig fit in here somehow...but I cannot begin to work through the byzantine way this blind is written.
ReplyDeleteI have a headache. Thanks Enty.
ReplyDeleteFYI Lynn Redgrave is dead.
ReplyDeleteAw hell, now I don't even understand the comments!
ReplyDeleteA foreign born Oscar winning actress
ReplyDeleteHer boyfriend ex is an Oscar award winning actress
The Oscar award winning actress new boyfriend is a tv star. All the foreign born actress i looked up are married and the blind say she just have a boyfriend. I guess if you find the foreign born actress everything else falls in place.
Diane Kruger is NOT NOT NOT NOT a nominated AA actress. This almost worked but no. NOT them.
ReplyDeleteAfter reading it again, I don't know if in the second sentence Enty is referring to our first suspect as the B list AA winning/nominee actress or our 3rd suspect.
1) (Presumably foreign born, B-list AA winner/nominee) A cheap and frugal actress whose...
2) Current Boyfriend was married to...
3) B-list AA winning/nominee actress (could be the foreign born cheapskate Enty was referring to) and is now dating...
4) B-list mostly tv actor
This blind is the written equivalent of Charlie Brown teachers' speaking voice.
ReplyDelete@showgirl, I'm with you. I can't even absorb the comments!
*@showgirl!* foiled by autocorrect again!
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ReplyDelete@didi, I think your gut might need a Tums. :p The closest Rebecca Gayheart ever got to the Oscars was probably on Brett Ratner's arm.
ReplyDeleteWe are forgetting another person: there were 3 couples to begin with; the b list tv actor had a girlfriend, so he was cheating on her too...
ReplyDelete(see last sentence).
Godddd this is confusing.
Katie Holmes as the other girlfriend? All the pieces in except for Diane having an Oscar nom. She did get a SAG nom for IB.
ReplyDeleteCan't quite make it fit, but what about:
ReplyDeleteHelena Bonham Carter
Cheating on Kenneth Branagh with
Tim Burton
Branagh was cheating on Emma Thompson
Thompson is now happy with Greg Wise, whom she started up with while he was dating Kate Winslet.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1261112/Emma-Thompson-Kate-Winslet-set-romances-man.html
I have toes on my feet.
ReplyDeleteJJ dated Katie Holmes way back in 1998 for only a short time, wouldn't be her as the "tv actor's girlfriend", if the time frame is around when he got together with DK.
ReplyDeleteRound n round it goes...where it stops nobody knows...
ReplyDeleteThat's all I can walk away with from trying to read this.