The Situation is filming a reality show for the first time since Jersey Shore ended. He obviously thinks he can extend that 15 minutes of fame like a person quitting cigarettes makes that final smoke last forever. The show he is filming has not been picked up and all it does is follow The Situation and his friends around so I'm sure it is really thrilling. Then again, I'm not sure the Kardashians does much more than that and it has been around forever. Their show is like a family of roaches. You think it is gone and then some other incarnation comes around that you never expected. When they finally run out of all possibilities except Bruce & Lamar, then I might watch.
Ugh, he's like a bad case of crabs that keeps coming back!
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ReplyDeleteWait wait. He has friends??? Whoa. That is news worthy....
ReplyDeleteWhat is it called "How to be a Male Escort"
ReplyDeleteNever watched Jersey Shore, but he wasn't too bad when he was on Big Brother in England.
ReplyDeleteI'm sexy and I know it
ReplyDeleteIs it too much to hope that he learned from his past mistakes, he's ready to be a decent human being, invest and save his money wisely, and be a respectable guy?
ReplyDeleteThey should keep a camera on him from the torment of posting a rent boy ad on CraigsList, to the date, and then immediately to a Dr. Drew session so we can hear about the self loathing.
ReplyDeleteI love this guy. I mean look at him! Slavery jokes! Marlee Matlin's mouth is good for something jokes!
ReplyDeleteDoes he 'come out'?? His new saying might be GTD- gym, tan, dick.
ReplyDelete"Their show is like a family of roaches. You think it is gone and then some other incarnation comes around that you never expected."
ReplyDeleteSounds to me like someone needs to pour boric acid all around the perimeter of the E! studios to keep them out, then...
In his defense, he's good with the camera. He knows his camera angles as well as Joan Crawford, and he's got her eyebrows.
ReplyDeleteSomething's gotta pay for the oxys. Sad mess. Just sad.
ReplyDeleteIs his show called "living with herpes" or "a million and one ways I shove drugs up my butt"
ReplyDeleteWhat is a picture of pointing at those abs at 70 going to look like?
ReplyDeleteMy gaydar is going off like a police siren
ReplyDeletethe show is called what would the situation do..for 100 bucks and hour--the answer is suck your dick
ReplyDeleteThere is something about this guy that makes me a little sad--like the lights are on but nobody's home--he seems to want something for himself--but he really doesn't have much talent or ability.
ReplyDeleteMaybe they could make one big reality show for all the dumb reality retirees--so they could all come live in a Big Brother house once a year or something to get their fix for some attention and make a few bucks.
It could be on E, probably.
Car54: that could be the new version of Surreal Life. Bring back hammer to marry any couples that form (once valtrex is handed out of course)
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