The Goopster Talks About Her See Thru Dress
On Ellen, Gwyneth Paltrow tries to explain the disaster that was the dress she wore to the Iron Man 3 premiere in LA.
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That was really funny! I was giggling along. LOL
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That is a horrible dress. Sometimes or most of the time she wears weird stuff.
ReplyDeletegotta admit, I did chuckle at that. **hides head in shame**
ReplyDeleteI'm always shocked how much skin I show when I wear a bikini. I thought I wouldn't show so much!
ReplyDeleteOh please. She acts like she wasn't aware the premier was happening. This even has been scheduled for months, it's the week she has this cover coming out so it's going to be all eyes on her and she expects us to believe she was unaware of how the dress was assembled? Not to mention the "I had to get a razor" so you knew going into it that there was a fairly good chance your vadge would be featured (hello, Anne Hathaway) and yet you're still acting all embarrassed? Right.
ReplyDeleteI too am hanging my head in shame because I totally laughed at that. You just know Ellen thoughts went to a very dirty place. You could see it on her face.
ReplyDeleteWith you on that. And I laughed at her 70s vibe comment.
DeleteShe has become more insufferable than Hathaway. She tries so hard to come off as likeable but it only makes people despise her more.
ReplyDeleteSome of Goop's apologist accuse the so called haters of being jealous of Gwyn but if I'm going to be jealous of any celebrity it would be someone of a higher caliber. It's not jealousy people. Goop is just not relateable and she seems like such an uninformed entitled, insensitive snob with a really good publicist.
Even people in the business thinks so. Most beautiful woman in the world my aunt fanny's ass. She has no inner or outer beauty.
AnnE H is harmless annoying. GOOP is terrible annoying, and its by no means new. She treats ppl like s#it. That's the bottom line, for me. She needs a real friend to tell her to STFU, quit frying her hair, eat a sandwich and learn to treat others in a decent manner, they dont live to serve her.
DeleteThis was funny, but obviously invented for Ellen, "gee I didn't think I would need to groom myself while wearing a revealing dress" if true she must be one of the dumbest people on hte planet.
ReplyDeleteI don't understand why she needed a razor. I'm a little slow here - wasn't it only her side showing?
ReplyDeleteyeah Goop is phony & forever annoying, but Ellen has a way of making anyone & everything funny. Love her!
ReplyDeleteI loved the dress. I didn't hate the interview. I don't hate GP... Sorry! *ducks*
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but I thought that was totally adorkable. And I'll be the first to say that in print Goop come off so pretentious but she interviews very well live. WTH is happening with that?
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ReplyDeleteCome on, guys, that was funny. And the look on Ellen's face!
ReplyDeleteThat would be funny and adorable if it wasn't total bs and sooooo contrived.
ReplyDeleteCouldn't she just put her pubes into a low messy bun and call it a day? ---Michael K
ReplyDelete@saucyjane...
ReplyDeleteYou can come sit next to me, Reno and Sunny. We are proud Goop lovers. (all the other people are just big 'ol jealous haters ;p)
She's often quite funny.
Yea right, because she didn't try on the dress before the big night? So I call BS on this.
ReplyDeleteDon't have a view on her either way, but today she gave an interview on a radio weekly Film Review show, and she did come across as being quite funny and quite dry as well - she claimed she had no idea what the whole plot of Iron Man 3 was, and she just stood were she was told to and remembered her lines. But she does strike me as the kind of chick you could have a pint with in a bar.
ReplyDeleteIf you'd ever watched Rachel Zoe's show, you'd have learned that the designer dresses often show up just in the nick of time to be worn for an event. They can't really pick one in advance, because someone else might wear it first, and they have to be on the cutting edge of what designers are doing next. Also, trying them on in a dressing room is different from wearing them in public with bright lights on you.
ReplyDeleteI thought the dress was an interesting experiment. If you can't wear something really cooky to an Iron Man premiere, when can you?
Agreed
DeleteShe should turn sideways during close ups, so we could all look in her ear and view her see through head.
ReplyDeleteWell i would say for the future- dont wear a dress u have to explain.
ReplyDeleteI thought that was funny and I thought she rocked that dress. I know it's popular to hate GOOP on this site, but I like her and although I used to finder her insufferable in the 90s, now she doesn't annoy me at all.
ReplyDeleteI thought that was funny and she appeared likable during that segment..
ReplyDelete@Rox...you may join us too. ;)
ReplyDeleteI normally don't have an opinion about her but I thought this was a cute interview. Yes she is really white bread and I hated the dress and her lack off an ass in it but still found the interview endearing
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ReplyDeleteOkay, I subscribe to the Goopster newsletter! (And not ironically subscribe, just actually do.)
*ducks head*
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She's an insufferable, self-centered cunt. It's painfullyobvious that she bought the People cover to coincide with the premiere. Her good friend Beyonce taught her. The dress was deliberately risque and she assumed it would be chatted about. It was no green Versace J-Lo headturner but her boring, bland, narcissistic ass is still trying to get mileage. Most beautiful? Try most generic, most annoying or most hungry. She looks like a mannequin with personality to match but not the cute Kim Cattrall kind. Fishsticks takes herself way too seriously and is vain enough to think people care about her every move. I can't believe such a bowl of vanilla ice cream is hailed the standard of beauty. She tries so hard to prove she's "just like you" then uses dinosaur eggs for omelets. Chris Martin has the patience of Joab and I could only imagine what a snoozefest of a lay she is, perhaps worst than Kim K. I can't believe the awesome Blythe Danner birthed such a bitch.
ReplyDeleteI'm still unclear on how you feel about Gwyenth, J. Thumbs up or down?
ReplyDelete@J: Some valid points are lost by utilizing the wall of text technique.
ReplyDeleteRe read your posts. Whenever you stop to take a breath, hit the enter key. Or do it after each slug line.
This is a comment section. Bullet points translate better than essays.
According to Artie Lange, there are a few Hollywood old timers who agree with you.
Good Day.
Utilize the scroll button if a worded post is too much for your pea-brain to process.
DeleteGood night.
Why was it a disaster? She's got a great ass and I enjoyed seeing it.
ReplyDeleteGoop didn't BUY the People cover, the Iron Man studio did....DUH.
ReplyDeleteFolks act like they just noticed People's cover is ALWAYS for sale. Deserves my 'duh'.
I didn't watch.
ReplyDeleteOn Entertainment Tonight or one of those horrible shows they mentioned that Goofy got the Kneepads cover because she had a big movie coming out, and cited Halle and a few others and their movies and covers that coincided with big movies.
I liked it when People tried to have an online vote for Sexiest Man of the Year, and the Stern Fans attacked the voting. Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf (RIP my brutha) was like 5 of the top 7 vote getters, w/ various incarnations of his name.
ReplyDelete@The Dude; exactly. She is known to be a controlling bitch (hellooooo, look at her obsession with whatever goes in her mouth) and yet she forgets to shave? Hookah please, she is likely to have an assistant that runs around getting rid of any kind of fur before it even fully grows out. Bitch.
ReplyDelete@J: She tries so hard to prove she's "just like you" then uses dinosaur eggs for omelets.
ReplyDeleteHhahahhahahahaa! Perfectly said!
@J: Ha ha ha ha. You don't understand the concept of Paragraphs and I'm pea brained.
ReplyDeleteEwe knot onlee stinq righting, butt your a lowzy trole, tew. Eyezownleetrinahep.
My main issue with her is that she's had a very blessed life and can create media interest does she use it to help charities or causes? No she uses it to tell us how to get a facial for £300 on any City. She's a twat.
ReplyDeleteHonestly, I give her props for just getting up in the morning if these kinds of comments are made every day!
ReplyDeleteIf I had her ass if wear that dress.
If I had her money I would have $300 facials.
If I had her time I'd season my dinosaur omelette with organic basil picked from a mountain top in Peru.
I don't actually know what she has done so wrong. I found the Oscar acceptance speech mildly annoying, some of her outfits have sucked (not lately) but its hardly her fault she was born into her family who know certain people. Should she acknowledge it in every interview? Should she apologise to you personally that she grew up knowing the Speilburgs?
She does something no other celeb does which is be much more honest about what she does to look the way she does - we all know she works out with Tracey Anderson a couple of hours a day, we can buy her cookbook to get an indication of what she eats, we can check her website to see where she gets her facials and where she shops. And if she shopped at Target like the 'average' person I WOULD BE DISAPPOINTED.
She told us age worked really hard to drop the baby weight. She is candid about the work her relationship requires. And she gets bashed for it!
We hate on celebs for not being honest, but the one who is as close to honest as we get (I'm sure there is stuff she doesn't share) gets hated because it's not a truth we approve of. Guess what? It's not going to be the same as you and your life because she's a rich and famous celebrity who has a different fucking lifestyle!
Just... Save your hate for Nickleback, ok?
/rant
*She told us SHE worked really hard.
DeleteI hate that I can't edit the middle of my text from my phone!
please stfu goopy. thank you in advance.
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