A Star Magazine report this week says that Snooki lost 42 pounds since the birth of her son by eating solely lettuce and egg whites and also enjoys using laxatives. I'm not sure anyone enjoys using laxatives, but if you do, please make sure you have a fine quality toilet paper or you are going to be raw. Personal experience? I thought they were chocolates which is why I have never had bacon chocolate covered bacon. I'm scared. Oh, the report also said that the majority of Snooki's caloric intake comes from booze. I can see that. She has definitely ramped up the partying again. Snooki says she lost the weight through hard work at the gym and eating correckly and if any tabloid would like to do a story about it, she is willing to tell it for a fee. Weight loss companies are also invited and she will probably say she used that program if the fee is high enough.
She still looks cheap
ReplyDeleteI never knew about the laxative addictions to get skinny until I saw "Never Been Kissed" and Jessica Alba's character gets outed for doing it.
ReplyDeleteOften used by bulimics who can't make themselves throw up.
DeleteWhen then gets to the point where they're used so much they don't work.
DeleteSnooki is gross.
ReplyDeleteNo way she did it thru exercise. An hour of hard work would kill her.
ReplyDeletea side note: That's a beautiful bathroom floor! I hope she's put some $$ aside when her 1/2 hr is up.
"Correckly" for the win!
ReplyDeleteI never lost weight on the booze diet. {pout} Maybe I drank the wrong booze.
ReplyDeleteThe Aderall diet.
ReplyDeleteIf she cut down on the makeup by half, she'd lose another 42 pounds! I don't recommend more weight loss, but I do recommend the makeup loss. Less is more!
ReplyDeleteYup @tara17, totally Aderall diet, not sure why she is even news worthy anymore. Per Dean Wermer, "Fat, Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life" She may no longer be fat, but it's awfully hard to overcome drunk and stupid!
ReplyDeleteI would pay her to NOT mention my products name. Kinda like rival designer purse companies would send the cast their rivals brand to be seen with.
ReplyDeleteShe lost most of the weight by eating pre-prepped meals that are shipped to your home daily and working out like crazy. She had already lost a significant amount of weight before she found out she was pregnant. And she has saved PLENTY of money, her father made sure of that. She has a lot of it invested, building interest. Her family is actually really great at making sure she doesn't follow the same path as the rest of the jersey shore cast.
ReplyDeleteThe nude pic of Snooki that "leaked" is something I use to punish people with.
ReplyDelete@Jerkula. Remind me to stay on your good side.
DeleteI don't remember nude Snooki pix. Or maybe I pushed them from my memory?
ReplyDelete@Count-You just punished me by reminding me of it.
ReplyDelete@Em-You're lucky.
I don't think you can drink a ton if you're essentially anorexic (eating only lettuce and egg whites?) so I'm calling bs on this. Also, please quit making defend this garbage people. I really don't like it.
ReplyDelete@empress A lot of anorexics have alcohol problems. What you eat doesn't make you ano, what's going on in your head does.
DeleteThese* not this. Suck it, iPad
ReplyDeleteI know more about her toilet habits and bowel movements than I know about my own, I just realized. Years of Jersey Shore, then this!
ReplyDeletefrom what i've read and seen, i believe she's worked her ass off to get to how she looks now. i think she looks super toned and healthy
ReplyDeleteI have a friend that's short like her and she can lose 10 lbs in a few weeks by drinking vodka sodas and only eating salads. Not healthy but some people can do it. Not me I have to work out like crazy and not drink any alcohol or eat any carbs to get 5lbs off my 5'9" frame.
ReplyDeleteAgree that's a beautiful floor. The thing standing on top of it, not so much.
Love how you can see the commode in the selfies.
ReplyDeleteWhy do people always take their self pics in the bathroom. Don't they have a mirror somewhere else in the house? I know we do.
ReplyDeleteI really think Snooki will NOT go the route of the other NJ cast members. I think she's gonna be smart so she's not caught short. I just wish her 15 minutes were up by now.
@Dude -- Quoting Dean Wormer! Awesome.
ReplyDeleteI tried taking a laxative for weight loss a couple of weeks ago. I was constipated for about 3 days. There's something wrong with me. *hangs head*
"correckly" ???
ReplyDeleteI think she looks great. For Snooki,
ReplyDeleteThough most hate on Snooki and Jenni Jwoww the two ladies played it smart and invested their money and did several other things. Neither one of them will be going broke any time soon. Not only that but they both have college degrees and Jenni owns her own business. Both of their fiance's work which says something for the men they chose also.
ReplyDeletemy best gf uses laxatives. she was joking about them all night last time we went out together. i do believe she never gave them up. she looks great but her kids have allergies and food sensitivities. i know she was taking the laxatives while pregnant, but has sworn them away. i thing they are a problem for her, hard for her to give up. but please know the damage to your body outweighs the fact that she is super slim. she has all of these ailments, and constantly claims she's dying.
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