Shocker! Joe Jonas' Girlfriend Using Him For Fame

For the first time in recorded history someone is dating a famous person to get famous themselves. I know, I know. You never thought something like this would happen and always assumed that people who loved people did so because they loved the person and not because they were rich or famous or were a clown. Hey, don't laugh. Clowns have serious groupies. Not the go to the neighbor's house and play with kids at a birthday party kind of clown, but the Ringling brothers hey, I have a real job at least part of the year kind of clown. Crazy groupies. According to a new report in Radar, Joe Jonas' girlfriend is only dating him because he is famous and so she can get some publicity for herself. The article also says that she hates Joe Jonas' band and that she loves being famous.